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Angus is SOOOOOO much better.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 27, 2007 at 09:19 AM
First?
Posted by: AmerInParis | March 27, 2007 at 09:19 AM
Nope, not first ;-)
Posted by: AmerInParis | March 27, 2007 at 09:20 AM
Is there a swimsuit competition? If so, I have follow-up questions.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 27, 2007 at 09:20 AM
Just to get the punning off to an early start: This is udderly absurd.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 27, 2007 at 09:21 AM
By "better" of course I mean "tasty".
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 27, 2007 at 09:22 AM
I nominate Rosie.
Posted by: Stevie W | March 27, 2007 at 09:31 AM
The talent competition may involve precision milk squirting.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2007 at 09:47 AM
*wonders how they get the Guernsey's to complete the ballots - are there chads involved?*
The missing text:
After the Show phase the lucky winner's toasted during a steak dinner making way for next years contestants.
Posted by: kibby F5™ | March 27, 2007 at 09:49 AM
Headline News:
"The COTY competition was marred yesterday by a freak methane explosion backstage. Firefighters were distracted by the now well done floating ribs of many of the contestants..."
"The Master of Ceremonies for the competition, a Mr. B. King was implicated in the incident after being caught with an incendiary device, buns and mustard..."
Posted by: russellmc | March 27, 2007 at 10:11 AM
10 entries and no-one has suggested Paris yet?
Posted by: mm | March 27, 2007 at 10:23 AM
I'm wiht Steveie, Rosie for C"ow of the Year"-with apologies to all bovines.
Posted by: Mikey123 | March 27, 2007 at 10:33 AM
Anna Nichole for a posthumous award
Posted by: Steve Bradford | March 27, 2007 at 10:34 AM
NO I was NOT drinking when I wrote that comment.
Posted by: Mikey123 | March 27, 2007 at 10:35 AM
mm
Paris and Twitney are already sharing "Skank of the Year."
Posted by: Mikey123 | March 27, 2007 at 10:37 AM
Just imagine the disappointment for all the other cows who worked so hard, only to be passed by for the honor of "Cow Of The Year".
Posted by: Beppie | March 27, 2007 at 10:40 AM
I demand a recownt!
Posted by: Al Gored | March 27, 2007 at 10:41 AM
Hammond:
RE:Is there a swimsuit competition? If so, I have follow-up questions.
They have decided to use the pics of rosie in a swimsuit in lieu of panties on the head at Gitmo.
Posted by: Mikey123 | March 27, 2007 at 10:41 AM
Anna Nichole for a posthumous award
Posted by: Steve Bradford | 09:34 AM on March 27, 2007
sssnnnnooorrrkkk!
No fake udders in the swimsuit competition...only real udders
Posted by: Chaz | March 27, 2007 at 11:39 AM
Cows found posing for professional pics, such as ones seen in Cosmoopolitan Magagzine, will be disqualified.
Posted by: Mikey123 | March 27, 2007 at 12:12 PM
Maybe Rosie & Donald will fight over the morals of the winner?
Posted by: Roger | March 27, 2007 at 12:42 PM
Didn't they already pick a Miss USA Saturday night?
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 27, 2007 at 02:24 PM
*snork* @
meanieal gored's recownt.btw - angus are beef cattle. This is a dairy competition. Don't be dissin' Bessie.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2007 at 05:27 PM
Cowsmoopolitan
Posted by: Scott Haley | March 28, 2007 at 12:11 AM