MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO US!
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March 23, 2007
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Oh, now THAT guy isn't gonna have sex for...ever.
Posted by: baligurl | March 23, 2007 at 11:34 AM
busy day so far today.... I like it
atleast his partner wont see the back of his head....hopefully
Posted by: Chaz | March 23, 2007 at 11:36 AM
He inked a full English breakfast across the top of volunteer Dayne Gilbey's head in February.
The tattoo's just like the real thing. You can't eat either one.
Posted by: Ford79 | March 23, 2007 at 11:37 AM
"It took just over two hours. I've got a bit of a headache, but otherwise I'm OK."
"And there was the guy who tried to bite my head..."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 23, 2007 at 11:38 AM
brain food?
Posted by: Chaz | March 23, 2007 at 11:39 AM
"It's really colourful, and I'm very proud of it."
I'm sure his family is very proud too.
Posted by: bbescuela | March 23, 2007 at 11:40 AM
looks greasy...
Posted by: crossgirl | March 23, 2007 at 11:41 AM
hey pizza head!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 23, 2007 at 11:43 AM
Definitely a thick crust.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 23, 2007 at 12:09 PM
his pizza is head and shoulders above the rest
Posted by: Chaz | March 23, 2007 at 12:13 PM
Even when the hair grows back (assuming it WILL....ick. And then when he's old and goes bald again....? Oy. What'll he tell the grandkids? Oh, that's right. He's never going to have sex again, so there won't be any.
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 23, 2007 at 12:18 PM
mmmmmm....pizza!
Posted by: hd4mtns | March 23, 2007 at 12:20 PM
Chaz, Nah, just shoulders.
Posted by: Rusty1 | March 23, 2007 at 12:22 PM
maybe he'll get a salt-and-pepperoni beard to go with...
Posted by: insomniac | March 23, 2007 at 12:26 PM
oh and if he has dandruff...its a flakey crust
Posted by: Chaz | March 23, 2007 at 12:27 PM
But why ham and pineapple? I would have gone with something more traditional, like pepperoni, mushroom, onion and green pepper. Maybe a little black olive and suasage for good measure.
Although I do enjoy Papa John's spinach alfredo with mushrooms and anchovies.
Oh, and California Pizza Kitchen has one called the Milan . . . a combination of grilled Italian sausage and sweet Italian sausage with sautéed wild mushrooms, caramelized onions, Fontina, Mozzarella and Parmesan cheeses. Yummy.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | March 23, 2007 at 12:28 PM
So much for dating anyone who's lactose-intolerant.... or Jewish.... or who has any class at all.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 23, 2007 at 12:29 PM
Good thing he wasn't advertising a hot dog & tater tot restaurant!
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | March 23, 2007 at 12:29 PM
There was no future in being a butcher because we sold everything the supermarkets did," he said.
"However, they don't do takeaway pizzas so we decided to convert the store and we're not in competition anymore."
Ham and Pineapple Pizza: The last thing Wal-Mart doesn't sell.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | March 23, 2007 at 12:32 PM
The other Idiot with the Breakfast tattoo.
Of course he would HAVE to be a two bit loser who lives with his mom. (Well maybe not anymore.)
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | March 23, 2007 at 12:36 PM
Mr Helsby, 45, of Penmaenmawr...
Okay, I know that we have a blog policy of not picking on people's names, but what about place names? Is it just me, or does this look like it might be Welsh for "Mean Pen!s War?"
Posted by: Clean Hands | March 23, 2007 at 12:45 PM
Matches the inside, no doubt.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 23, 2007 at 12:47 PM
when the tatooing guy inks your head like a pie
that's just sorry!
if you think girls will moan when they peek at your dome
that's just sorry!
cash machines ring, ting-a-ling-ling at your business venue
'til they soon realize, that what's on your head's
not on the menu!
if you're sure that it's smart, to become walking art
you'll be sorry!
on top of your cranium, it's not really brainy,..um
sorry!
what's next? if you hurry , you can get some nice curry on your shoulders
and maybe some thai food on your chest will look good when it's colder!
Posted by: insomniac | March 23, 2007 at 12:47 PM
people in England need a hobby...how about brushing their teeth
Posted by: Chaz | March 23, 2007 at 12:48 PM
I thought it was "Penis Man Mower"
Posted by: Gadfly | March 23, 2007 at 12:48 PM
*Asnorke* @ insom!
*wonders how popular an eatery named "Crusties" would be, anyway*
Posted by: Just Ducky | March 23, 2007 at 12:53 PM
*snork* @ insom & meanie....
Why is it ok to do dumb things for charity?
"Dude,I'm gonna wear a pink tutu today and walk around the block 80 times."
"Hey, that's like, weird, man."
"Dude, it's for charity, man."
"Oh, okay, then."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 23, 2007 at 12:57 PM
very good, insom! I had that song in my head too.
CH, I think it's Penis Man o'War ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | March 23, 2007 at 01:00 PM
Wow, you guys are pretty harsh, guess i won't be showing you my tattoo anytime soon.
Posted by: Gadfly | March 23, 2007 at 01:01 PM
CH - that brings this to mind. Enjoy.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 23, 2007 at 01:05 PM
And a major *SNORK!*@ Dino Insom.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 23, 2007 at 01:07 PM
Good Gad, Gad. Get that erased as soon as possible. A I don't even wanna know where you put it.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | March 23, 2007 at 01:19 PM
whatever you do, don't google 'tattoo'. You'll see things you never ever want to see.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 23, 2007 at 01:30 PM
Also, do not look up "harlequin" in google images.
Posted by: writer132 | March 23, 2007 at 03:00 PM
Never would have except you said that writer123.
just,..........WOW!!!, never saw that before. OMG
Posted by: Gadfly | March 23, 2007 at 03:04 PM
*pats Gad's shoulder* I know. It's OK. It scared me too.
Posted by: writer132 | March 23, 2007 at 03:06 PM
WAITER! There's a hair in my pizza...
Posted by: Ross | March 23, 2007 at 07:26 PM
Ham and pineapple is not pizza. I don't what he tattooed on his head but it was not pizza.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 23, 2007 at 08:49 PM
Now this guy's a roving target for both zombies AND stoned college students.
Posted by: gwangi | March 24, 2007 at 01:01 PM