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If it had an HDTV, it would be the FIRST place I'd go to chill out!
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | March 27, 2007 at 09:33 AM
is there room for two (if you know what I mean)?
Posted by: Chaz | March 27, 2007 at 09:35 AM
Hmmm, add a beer keg and tap, a catheter, and the abovementioned HDTV, and we might have something here.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 27, 2007 at 09:39 AM
Psychoacoustic Stimulation reminds me of VP Crazy Noah, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 27, 2007 at 09:39 AM
There's always room for two, assuming at least one of them has a little creativity (and a lot of flexibility).
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | March 27, 2007 at 09:39 AM
That is, Crazy Noah.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 27, 2007 at 09:41 AM
Looks like a proctology exam being given to a snowman.
Posted by: From another world | March 27, 2007 at 09:42 AM
"Pac-Man, you get that out of your mouth right now! You don't know where its been!"
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 27, 2007 at 09:45 AM
Does it have an orgasmatron??
And a good morning to all!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2007 at 09:45 AM
two words: flatulence, claustrophobia.
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 27, 2007 at 09:48 AM
Mornin', Siouxie! Extra points awarded for the Sleeper reference before 10AM!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 27, 2007 at 09:50 AM
"damn, I ordered those imperial storm trooper helmets in metric sizes!"
Posted by: insomniac | March 27, 2007 at 09:51 AM
Nanoo Nanoo....
Posted by: Chaz | March 27, 2007 at 09:52 AM
*wants to take up "Relaxation by Induction"*
FIRST! only birds came from eggs.
THEN! panty hose came from eggs.
NOW! someone wants to convince me PEOPLE come from eggs?
Say, isn't that how Mork travelled to Earth?
Posted by: kibby F5™ | March 27, 2007 at 09:53 AM
Wooo hooo!! extra points too! thanks, Hammie!
Ya know...I hate to be picky but...that gal would look a hell of a lot better if she weren't wearing those hideous shoes...something strappy coming out from the gigantemous helmet would be nice...right?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2007 at 09:56 AM
oh and LOL to insom...that's what that looks like to me too.
VERY "Spaceballs".
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2007 at 09:58 AM
Pamala, THIS is the biggest implant we have!
Posted by: From another world | March 27, 2007 at 09:59 AM
I think I'd like one of those "Cone of Silence" thingies.. wouldn't you, Chief?
Soundspace looks like something for your pet (or apouse) to keep them from chewing up their stitches and bandages...
Posted by: russellmc | March 27, 2007 at 10:00 AM
OMG! check out "Soundspace" on that site. THAT's a helmet.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2007 at 10:00 AM
spouse
Posted by: russellmc | March 27, 2007 at 10:02 AM
This is what I needed when my twins were toddlers. Add a martini and it's Mom's time-out!
Posted by: Kirsten | March 27, 2007 at 10:06 AM
*zips in™*
Morning everyone from rainy, wintery, windy su.so.ca.
Siouxie, that's the FIRST thing I thought too - what's up with those shoes?
Message for Punkin: Yankee game is on ESPN at 10 PDT today!
Be there or be square.
Posted by: Eleanor | March 27, 2007 at 10:08 AM
"DAMMIT! For the LAST time, it is NOT funny for you to take a dump in my Relaxone!"
"So, next time it will be funny?"
"AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!"
Posted by: Christobol | March 27, 2007 at 10:18 AM
Yes kibby F5™ hense my Nanoo Nanoo......
Posted by: Chaz | March 27, 2007 at 10:19 AM
"The individual’s free will and lucidity are not affected during the session. The two cerebral hemispheres tend to converge to a perfect synchronization....."
Check, please!!!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 27, 2007 at 10:21 AM
*wishes upon a star that a friend would get one of these*
"Where's Emily?"
"Oh, she's in her Relaxone over there, melting away the day's worries."
*walks over right next to it*
"Wow, did you see the size of the spider that just crawled in there?"
Posted by: Christobol | March 27, 2007 at 10:24 AM
EEEEEK!!
*THUNK*
Nice one, C-bol! lol
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2007 at 10:26 AM
"Hey, I was about to get into the Relaxone!"
"First come, first served, loserpants!"
"Fine. Then you can spray the wasp nest."
Posted by: Christobol | March 27, 2007 at 10:27 AM
*Pokes around inside.....*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 27, 2007 at 10:27 AM
Well, at least now we know what the guy who designed the Pacer is doing these days.
Posted by: Christobol | March 27, 2007 at 10:30 AM
The perfect means of relaxation for the claustraphobic person.
Posted by: Beppie | March 27, 2007 at 10:36 AM
Hum, a personal planetarium. COOOOOL
*starts singing Star Treck'n across the universe to himself*
Posted by: kibby F5™ | March 27, 2007 at 10:55 AM
What really happened the day Twit left rehab after just one day...
Welcome to our new center. Here we use a new form of aversion therapy. We start you out in the Relaxone using K-Fed 24/7. The second week we pipe in Barry M. If you are still alive the third week we pull out all the stops and switch over to Cher.
NO!!!!! I'm cured - let me out of here.
Posted by: From another world | March 27, 2007 at 11:08 AM
Quote from the ad: "It creates a welcoming protected space, perfectly adapted to the occupant."
And yet, her feet stick out the bottom. Not so perfectly adapted, perhaps?
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 27, 2007 at 11:14 AM
My bad.
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 27, 2007 at 11:19 AM
Dang it!
Sorry about the italics. I can't seem to turn them off....
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 27, 2007 at 11:20 AM
OK - Someone else try!
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 27, 2007 at 11:21 AM
Are we OK now?
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 27, 2007 at 11:22 AM
Heh. Diva left her >s showing. LOL
Posted by: Clean Hands | March 27, 2007 at 11:32 AM
It looks like the chair Number 2 sat in in the Prisoner. (I'm not a number...)
Posted by: AmerInParis | March 27, 2007 at 11:47 AM
...I am a free man!
(or at least fairly affordable)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 27, 2007 at 11:57 AM
Oh man, that giant ping pong ball ate that poor woman...
Posted by: Mrs. Wheezer | March 27, 2007 at 11:59 AM
Hey! Quit looking at my >s!
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 27, 2007 at 12:06 PM
Sorry.... you were saying something, Diva?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 27, 2007 at 12:07 PM
the SoundSpace "replaces speakers and headphones"!? certainly not because it's small and easily transportable.
Posted by: fritchbeetle | March 27, 2007 at 12:09 PM
*Tugs her skirt down to cover her >s*
Is that better, meanie? ;)
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 27, 2007 at 12:15 PM
"Honey, does this Relaxone make my head look big?"
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2007 at 12:16 PM
"Of course not, Honey. But it sure makes your breasts look small...OW!!!"
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 27, 2007 at 12:18 PM
*snork*
Posted by: Clean Hands | March 27, 2007 at 12:20 PM
Hey, CH - did you ever find your eyebrows? I never did see hide nor hair (ha!) of them...
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 27, 2007 at 12:23 PM
Yeah, but is it compatible with my iPod?
Posted by: Schadeboy | March 27, 2007 at 12:26 PM
I'm not even sure it's compatible with an [b]8-track[/b]....
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 27, 2007 at 12:28 PM
*sigh*
8 track
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 27, 2007 at 12:28 PM
*mumblerumm...*
*Tosses a hyphen up a post*
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 27, 2007 at 12:29 PM
For the past week, this has been my method of relaxation. And on top of that, it's enhanced my productivity like nothing else!
Posted by: Schadeboy | March 27, 2007 at 12:30 PM
I'm always suspicious of relaxation enhancing devices that allow the inventers/developers to actually bring the thing out onto the market.
I mean, if it was really that relaxing, you'd just sort of... you know... *yawn*... get around to it tomorrow and stuff.
Besides, the kids would tickle your feet. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Mr Morelock | March 27, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Nice ]s, Diva!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 27, 2007 at 12:37 PM
Yeah. I left the pair of those hanging on display. Better cover up before someone else comes along and sees 'em.
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 27, 2007 at 12:42 PM
Hmmm...
There's something really suggestive about my bot captcha....
azzywn
(But(t) it's not tired!!!)
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 27, 2007 at 12:43 PM
Siouxie - you're a very bad girl....just spent WAY too much time trying to get past level 12 there...Finally made it after about 30 tries....
Posted by: sthnbelle | March 27, 2007 at 01:14 PM
Relaxone? Most guys already have one of these - it's called the bathroom.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2007 at 01:33 PM
huh?? what did I do???
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2007 at 01:34 PM
Siouxie - she meant to say 'schadeboy.' But you're STILL a very bad girl. Don't evah change.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2007 at 01:50 PM
Yep, Annie figured me out. SORRY!!
It distracted me so bacly....
Posted by: sthnbelle | March 27, 2007 at 01:52 PM
See, so distracted, I can't even spell!
Change "c" to "d", s'il vous plait.
Posted by: sthnbelle | March 27, 2007 at 01:53 PM
Whewww! I got a rep to keep up 'round here.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 27, 2007 at 02:04 PM
Schadeboy and sthn...made it after 30 tries too! That's a good one. Here's another good one.
Posted by: writer132 | March 27, 2007 at 03:11 PM
It kinda looks like a white m&m that passed out after some kind of drunken binge. (hic)
Posted by: marfie | March 27, 2007 at 09:08 PM
Imagine if you put in the wrong CD--there are some kinds of music you do NOT want to be immersed in.
Posted by: Scott Haley | March 28, 2007 at 12:18 AM
Under "Numerous Utilizations" (you know it's bad when they've already hit the miscellaneous cop-out by the fourth bulleted benefit) they list "Congress Centers." I don't see how.
Posted by: everysandwich | March 28, 2007 at 11:26 AM