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First? even though I don't know what the heck it is
Posted by: SippiFoxHntr | March 22, 2007 at 02:47 PM
LOL those are FUNNY!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 02:47 PM
omg, hilarious
Posted by: Gadfly | March 22, 2007 at 02:48 PM
holy miscommunication batman!
Posted by: crossgirl | March 22, 2007 at 02:49 PM
Darn - I can't pull it up.
*goes back to her word puzzle*
Posted by: SippiFoxHntr | March 22, 2007 at 02:49 PM
Those are pretty wild - it really shows how language changes. I love #3!
Posted by: ScooterRocky | March 22, 2007 at 02:51 PM
Holy har-har, Robin!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 22, 2007 at 02:53 PM
#11 got my loudest snork. Then again, I never miss South Park so it's to be expected.
Posted by: ubetcha | March 22, 2007 at 02:56 PM
Some folks have even more time to
waste onlinedo internet research than I do.Posted by: Just Ducky | March 22, 2007 at 02:57 PM
I don't know what that last one is, but something tells me I don't want to find out.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | March 22, 2007 at 03:05 PM
OK, so what was "boner" supposed to mean?!
"Papa spank" and "butt-stroked." Awesome.
Posted by: writer132 | March 22, 2007 at 03:09 PM
might want to stay away from the link in the upper right
Posted by: Gadfly | March 22, 2007 at 03:10 PM
Those were great! I had a very good friend named Julius Schwartz who was a senior editor at DC comics and was Superman editor for 25 years. He once said that, given the font they used for lettering (all caps, sans serif) that you had to be careful to avoid unintended offense. No characters named CLINT and no "who're", and no one can "FLICK" anything.
Posted by: diverdowndoc | March 22, 2007 at 03:11 PM
a "boner" was a mis-step, a foolish error. not sure, but i think it may come from "bone-headed manuever" or something. somewhere at home i've got a book of peanuts cartoons and in it charlie brown is accused of "pulling a boner."
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 22, 2007 at 03:13 PM
According to some of the comments, this was totally taken from a different site and does not acknowledge the same. Seem familiar to Blog readers/writers?
Posted by: jec666 | March 22, 2007 at 03:13 PM
Thanks mud!
I will now use brain bleach to obliterate the thought of Charlie Brown pulling a boner.
Posted by: writer132 | March 22, 2007 at 03:23 PM
I'm sure that link was very nice. The nanny bot at my work thinks (again) that I'm looking at p@rn and won't let me see. (pouts)
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 22, 2007 at 03:26 PM
it is parn, Hammie ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 03:28 PM
Nashville had a mayor named Bill Boner, whose gaffes and girlfriends allowed him to claim all meanings of his surname. The local weekly alternative newspaper, The Scene, started an annual Boner Contest in his honor.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Boner
http://www.nashvillescene.com/Stories/Special_Issues/Boner_Awards/2001/12/13/2001__A_Boner_Odyssey/index.shtml
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | March 22, 2007 at 03:34 PM
uh...excuse me..that 2:33 post is NOT ME!!
Don't tell me what idiot impostor is doing this crap again...
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 03:36 PM
The last one says "what have I done to Robin?"
Posted by: Art Vandelay | March 22, 2007 at 03:38 PM
and where's the damn bot when you need him??? hmm???
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 03:39 PM
I thought that sounded a little too ... vulgar- even for you. Especially since there were no fashion accessories involved.
Posted by: diverdowndoc | March 22, 2007 at 03:40 PM
Or chocolate...
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 22, 2007 at 03:41 PM
lol, ddd...glad you know me so well!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 03:41 PM
These are taken from one of the funniest websites around
http://www.superdickery.com/galleries
If done without attribution, this post is not right.
Access it and go to "Seduction of the Innocent" Be prepared to spend time laughing your @ss off.
Posted by: Phil | March 22, 2007 at 03:43 PM
Hammie, that too. I do have some standards...
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 03:46 PM
I never miss southpark either, Ubetcha...also dont miss family guy...I also watch Adult Swim.....
Posted by: Chaz | March 22, 2007 at 03:46 PM
You gotta figure, what with the tight outfits and all, that pulling a boner for Batman, Robin and the Joker would be pretty embarrassing.
Posted by: Lairbo | March 22, 2007 at 03:48 PM
That is better than working ANY day. Thanks Dave!
Posted by: KOW | March 22, 2007 at 03:52 PM
So if I'm not you, who am I?
Posted by: Suioxie | March 22, 2007 at 03:57 PM
someone who can't even spell my name.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 04:00 PM
I got it this tyme.
Posted by: Suoixie | March 22, 2007 at 04:01 PM
I know where I live...
Posted by: Soiuixie | March 22, 2007 at 04:02 PM
those are great!!! what was that slime coming out of peter's room, anyway???????????????????
Posted by: queensbee | March 22, 2007 at 04:05 PM
Why don't we all be me for a day. You know, like this?
Oooh, sandals...
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 04:05 PM
I guess I should be flattered...
*yawn*
not funny, Chris!!! ;P
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 04:08 PM
All? Only I'm being me. Who are you?
Posted by: Sxoiuie | March 22, 2007 at 04:08 PM
Sandals are great! Where are Sandals?
Posted by: Soxiuie | March 22, 2007 at 04:11 PM
Sandals are in the Caribbean.
;-P back atcha.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 22, 2007 at 04:14 PM
ok...I'm outta here.
guess judi's gonna have to start banning ip addresses...again.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 04:15 PM
So you're saying we should knock it off?
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | March 22, 2007 at 04:19 PM
I'm not sure how Batman or Robin exposing themselves will stop criminals.
Batgirl, on the other hand, would stop 'em dead in their tracks... .
Posted by: jon | March 22, 2007 at 04:31 PM
OK, all the Sxiouxieis are getting annoying. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Posted by: writer132 | March 22, 2007 at 04:47 PM
Siouxie - we know when it's you. You're way funnier and cuter than your admirer/wannabe. Especially in your strappy vodka sandals.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 22, 2007 at 04:51 PM
and beer goggles
Posted by: diverdowndoc | March 22, 2007 at 05:10 PM
wow, those things even have room for ice cubes.
Posted by: marfie | March 22, 2007 at 05:12 PM
I meant the shoes, but the goggles so as well, come to think of it...
Posted by: marfie | March 22, 2007 at 05:14 PM
*reaches up and changes "s" into a "d"*
Posted by: marfie | March 22, 2007 at 05:15 PM
Do we need to exorcise the false Siouxies with a bell, book, and sandle?
Posted by: marfie | March 22, 2007 at 05:18 PM
UPDATE
I'm going to post this back in the original thread (if I can find it) but DAVE WAS RIGHT!
Colossal Squid May Be Defrosted in Giant Microwave Oven
Posted by: KCSteve | March 22, 2007 at 05:32 PM
Annie, I think I should be wearing those strappy vodka sandals and kick some wannabe @ss.
marfie, this happened months ago and this
idiotimpostor would take our names and say stupid sh!t. Eventually they either got bored or banned. I'm hoping for either ;-)In the meantime I'm having some of Meanie's mofeetoes and wear my beer goggles!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 05:32 PM
Good catch, KCSteve!! did we ever doubt Dave's geniousity?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 05:36 PM
hmmm...giant microwave oven....crummy Siouxie impostor....hmmmm.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 22, 2007 at 05:46 PM
tempting...very tempting, Annie...
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 05:55 PM
or we could welcome him with a party.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 22, 2007 at 05:57 PM
O.M.G.
*gouges eyes out and fills sockets with bleach*
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 06:04 PM
Clearly, comic book writers are lonely little nerds.
Posted by: Beppie | March 22, 2007 at 06:10 PM
Annie, that hover is very misleading. *joins Siouxie in eye-gouging*
Posted by: writer132 | March 22, 2007 at 06:10 PM
writer132 et al - very sorry - please forgive me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 22, 2007 at 06:37 PM
Ah ah ah...not gonna get me that easily!
Posted by: writer132 | March 22, 2007 at 06:58 PM
Annie - thank god for that second link! I was in agony with the image of "Big Jim" in a banana hammock.
Siouxie, I remember the last round of imposter blogits well. It was quite irritating. The 24 thread got pretty badly hit that time, if I recall.
Posted by: marfie | March 22, 2007 at 07:01 PM
I met Julius Schwartz several times - the greatest editor of comics from my day (yeah, I'm in the middle row on the geezer bus). I like the one with Lois Lane standing to eat - in the story the robot was spanking her however,IIRC. It must've gotten lessons from Batman.
Posted by: Kathybear | March 22, 2007 at 08:05 PM
I thought they were all pretty stupid until the last one.
Posted by: Moon | March 22, 2007 at 09:56 PM
he-hee - I got writer132 and he doesn't even know it!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 22, 2007 at 10:47 PM