CALL YOUR TRAVEL AGENT
UPDATE: And then...
SECOND UPDATE: I just read the comments. You people are twisted. In a good way.
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March 22, 2007
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can he get me into this site?
Posted by: Gadfly | March 22, 2007 at 10:59 AM
Run with the worms? Cool.... Finally a race where even I could keep up!
Posted by: Clark Kent | March 22, 2007 at 11:03 AM
it's 8 am and I'm looking at pigs and worms, and I've got nuttin'.
Posted by: marfie | March 22, 2007 at 11:03 AM
A pork industry conference. The perfect place for a Jew.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | March 22, 2007 at 11:06 AM
"Gruntin' in Sopchoppy".. didn't Faulkner write that one?
Posted by: russellmc | March 22, 2007 at 11:10 AM
"Hello, Mr Swine, will you be attending the conference next week?"
"What's the topic?"
"Enhanced breeding thru manual and electric porcine ejaculatory devices"
"Sign me up!"
Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 22, 2007 at 11:10 AM
or was it Sinclair Lewis?
Posted by: russellmc | March 22, 2007 at 11:11 AM
*Gets PowerPork slideshow ready*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 22, 2007 at 11:12 AM
Punkin, I get the electric but what is a "manual" ejaculatory device
Posted by: Harry Palms | March 22, 2007 at 11:12 AM
Russelmc - wasn't it Hamingway?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 22, 2007 at 11:13 AM
Harry it has something to do with slapping the ham.
Posted by: From another world | March 22, 2007 at 11:19 AM
my dog has worm...and I am selling tickets to that! (just kidding - dog doesnt have worms - no animal was harmed in a anyway)
Posted by: Chaz | March 22, 2007 at 11:25 AM
Hey! Watch the slapping around here!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 22, 2007 at 11:26 AM
Or maybe it's bopping the bologna.
Posted by: From another world | March 22, 2007 at 11:28 AM
or maybe Katherine Anne Porker in Trough of Fools...
Posted by: insomniac | March 22, 2007 at 11:28 AM
beating the bacon?
I got nothing....
*slaps Hammie just for the heck of it*
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 11:33 AM
The article only names "one of the top ten pork producers". You can find the rest by reading the Federal Register.
Posted by: RobBert | March 22, 2007 at 11:33 AM
Tchachopski's Swine Lake?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 22, 2007 at 11:35 AM
Handling the hamhock?
Posted by: From another world | March 22, 2007 at 11:38 AM
slakin' the bacon?
Posted by: insomniac | March 22, 2007 at 11:40 AM
slicing the salami?
ok...on that note...lunchtime!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 11:44 AM
Driving the weinermobil?
Posted by: From another world | March 22, 2007 at 11:44 AM
Wasn't it about grinding the pork?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 22, 2007 at 11:47 AM
*waxes some whitemeat*
Posted by: Gadfly | March 22, 2007 at 11:52 AM
"Palming by Petunia"
Posted by: russellmc | March 22, 2007 at 11:55 AM
'Maximising throughput in the production system'
This conference is about manure production??
Posted by: mm | March 22, 2007 at 11:56 AM
Pulled pork?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 22, 2007 at 11:57 AM
Shakin' bacon?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 22, 2007 at 12:02 PM
Hey, didn't His Blogness drive the weinermobile?
**bats eyes innocently**
Posted by: nannie | March 22, 2007 at 12:03 PM
Pork grind?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 22, 2007 at 12:03 PM
Yes, he did. But he was single at the time, and he didn't go blind.
**eyes bat innocently**
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 22, 2007 at 12:05 PM
workin' wilbur
th th th th that's all
Posted by: Gadfly | March 22, 2007 at 12:07 PM
AWBH, you leave that bat alone.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 22, 2007 at 12:08 PM
Saskatoon - the hotbed of pork-related excitement in which I live.
Posted by: Neil G | March 22, 2007 at 12:12 PM
Why, thank you, Ham
Posted by: nannie - the old bat | March 22, 2007 at 12:17 PM
It's snout what you think.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 22, 2007 at 12:20 PM
Geezer alert
Zonking the Ziffle?
Posted by: From another world | March 22, 2007 at 12:20 PM
I once grunted worms, but the doctor gave me medicine and it went away.
Posted by: Alien8 | March 22, 2007 at 12:27 PM
Pumping the pickle loaf?
waiting for someone to say, 'that will do pig -that will do'
Posted by: From another world | March 22, 2007 at 12:32 PM
Why would I call my travel agent "Update?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 22, 2007 at 12:34 PM
Taming the baloney pony?
Posted by: baligurl | March 22, 2007 at 12:34 PM
"The entry fee, which includes a t-shirt, is $12.00 for early registrants"
What kind of t-shirt do I need to bring?
Posted by: Gadfly | March 22, 2007 at 12:38 PM
flogging the hog?
inspiring the swine?
Posted by: insomniac | March 22, 2007 at 12:39 PM
Spanking the swine?
Posted by: From another world | March 22, 2007 at 12:41 PM
Gripping the grisle?
Posted by: From another world | March 22, 2007 at 12:45 PM
Fluffing the franks and beans?
Posted by: From another world | March 22, 2007 at 12:49 PM
Punkin Poo, see what you started?
Posted by: Gadfly | March 22, 2007 at 12:53 PM
*paws the prosciutto*
Posted by: Gadfly | March 22, 2007 at 12:55 PM
Yikes... did you see that news item dated 20 Mar 2007: "More fishmeal to feed Chinese pigs." Looks like China is planning to raise anchovy-flavored hogs. Coming soon: "Pork with two flavors."
Brain bleach -- and tastebud bleach -- stat!
Posted by: JerseyGirl | March 22, 2007 at 12:55 PM
Rousing the razorback?
Posted by: From another world | March 22, 2007 at 01:06 PM
Gadfly - I noticed that too. But you have the option of going shirtless for only $7. Such a deal.
(btw - the entire article is a jpg or bmp - I couldn't cut & paste text from it - WTFBBQ?)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 22, 2007 at 01:15 PM
handles el jamon...
Posted by: insomniac | March 22, 2007 at 01:17 PM
for the smaller guy...priming the pepperoncini?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 01:24 PM
A turn for the wurst.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 22, 2007 at 01:25 PM
Makin' bacon.
Posted by: Alien8 | March 22, 2007 at 02:18 PM
Bopping the brautwurst?
Posted by: Jeannie | March 22, 2007 at 02:23 PM
*snorking* the sausage...
Posted by: Siouxie | March 22, 2007 at 02:31 PM
Don't need to call my travel agent - I'm already in Saskatoon!
(And sadly yes, this is one of the big highlights of the Saskatchewan social calendar, right up there with Vetavision and Agribition. What do you expect from a province with this as its highest-circulation newspaper?)
Posted by: Mr Death | March 22, 2007 at 03:04 PM
Ahem ... let's try that link again ... Agribition. Not like anyone's going to click it anyway, it's just the principle of the thing.
Posted by: Mr Death | March 22, 2007 at 03:06 PM
Poundin' the Pork.
Posted by: Crash | March 22, 2007 at 03:24 PM
jiggin' the pig?
Posted by: marfie | March 22, 2007 at 03:34 PM
Mr. Death - Well come next winter you will have to try the Ft. Worth Stock Show.
Posted by: ScooterRocky | March 22, 2007 at 03:40 PM
Wow, Mr. Death - can there be truly two bloglits living happily as pigs in
shitSaskatoon?Posted by: Neil G | March 22, 2007 at 04:20 PM
Sio, you might want to re-think that pepperoncini one [just, Ow!].
Makin' sausage gravy? [EEWWwwww!]
Posted by: CJrun | March 22, 2007 at 04:32 PM
Some pig.
Posted by: snflwrks | March 22, 2007 at 05:03 PM
Well, Neil G, it's not like there's anything else to do here except surf blogs all day.
Unless you're really, really, into pigs.
Posted by: Mr Death | March 22, 2007 at 08:32 PM
I am truly honored to know you guys. *wipes tear from eye* ...
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 22, 2007 at 10:10 PM
Choked ham?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 22, 2007 at 11:25 PM