BACHELOR OF THE WEEK SO FAR

(Thanks to the indefatigable DavCat14)

Comments

[Punkin Poo]

My tomb will be full of life.

And a pinata (please put a squiggly thing over my n).

[Clark Kent]

But I'm sure he's expecting her to do all the cleaning and upkeep on the tomb...

I mean, he PAID for it. All she has to do is live in it....

(ducks and runs for cover)

[writer132]

Boy, he better make sure he don't get some crazy b!tch or eternity will really suck!

[Annie Where-but-here]

A hearse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long case?"

[CJrun]

Li and ??
In T-O-M-B
R-O-T-T-I-N-G!

[Punkin Poo]

*snork*@Annie!

(I give you pity because you're losing A-holeRod)

[Annie Where-but-here]

Hey, Punkin, he's batting over .600 and we have him all year. How's Manny's ebay grill auction coming along?

[Clean Hands]

Got my bid in! j/k

:D

[Annie Where-but-here]

Sorry, Li, dead or not, she's STILL gonna ask you what you're thinking.

[Keilwerth LA]

Wasn't this on the last episode of Bones?

[Punkin Poo]

Bids for Manny's grill went up to $100,000,000.

See, even his charred meat scraps go for more than A-Tard and Jeter combined.

(Yeah, okay, I'm reaching....)

[fivver]

KLA - sure was.

[hd4mtns]

Who gets to be on top? Or is it a side by side no contact thing?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Punkin - they cancelled the auction. It wasn't his grill. And Ortiz went postal on Manny when he found out he was doing it. Tee-hee!

[Annie Where-but-here]

I'm telling his mummy.

[mike green]

Nah. I'm just avoiding the 'bot somehow. (Knock on Walter) This myopia of mine renders t's and i's identical in 'botvision.

Rise up against the 'bot.

[mike green]

Did it again !!

Rise up against the 'bot.

[mike green]

Busted. That last bragging episode brought in the federales. I pushed the envelope and must now pay my debt to the mighty 'bot

[Annie Where-but-here]

mike - it's not easy bein' green, is it?

[AFKAT]

Sheesh. The downside on this proposal is, just after they get buried together, she'll want to cuddle...

[Annie Where-but-here]

...or curdle....

[Beppie]

Just as long as he stays on his side of the crypt.

[writer132]

Do you think perhaps he is making a grave mistake?

[Annie Where-but-here]

If he is, well, it's his funeral.

[Just Ducky]

*snork* @ Annie, AFKAT, Beppie, and CJ way up there!

A single Chinese man named Li
Decided to send out a plea
In death, he wants to share
His tomb with a lady fair
And give up his chance to RIP.

[Brian Andrews]

If my living father heard about this, he'd roll over in his bed.

[Just Ducky]

*Shakespearean snork* @ writerl32!

Li is a grave man...

[Gadfly]

*is shocked Li thought of this while in a bar*

[Ross]

>*is shocked Li thought of this while in a bar*

Gad, guys usually think of females when they are in a bar (or anywhere else for that matter). This guy just takes a longer term view.

[Just Ducky]

This is a great idea for a new online matching service!

E-Ternity.com

[Deskdiva]

That's frickin' brilliant, Ducks!!!

***SNORK!!!***

[CJrun]

*snorks*@ BA 'n' Ducky!

[Stevie W]

I got dibs on Anna Nicole Smith.

[Just Ducky]

Thanks, ddiva & CJ!

*shuddering snork* @ Stevie!

[CJrun]

Sorry, SW, but ANS is about like this synthesized bass, keyboard, and rhythm my old stand-by is inflicting tonight....

[Meditrina]

Eternal bliss. How nauseating.

[Annie Where-but-here]

whatever happened to ''til death do us part'?

[Eleanor]

Exactly, Annie. It has to end sometime, doesn't it? :)

private message to Annie - can we do something nice for Punkin? It must hurt to be so jealous of the NYY and A-Rod.It's not easy being Red, either.

[diverdowndoc]

With apologies to the Beach Boys:

There's a grave where I'll behave and you'll be welcome too-
In my tomb,
In my tomb.

With last rites you'll say goodbye to worries and your fears-
In my tomb,
In my tomb.

Decomposing, fetid steaming
Lie like broccoli
Where you going, yelling, screaming?
Like a crazed banshee?

Now it's dark and I'm alone but I won't be afraid
In my tomb,
In my tomb.

[CJrun]

*soaks divebag on porch in tomato juice*

[diverdowndoc]

Is that my new nickname, CJ?

[diverdowndoc]

I didn't think I was THAT old!

[daisymae]

I think I'll have to pass on this one!

[diverdowndoc]

BTW Stevie- ANS will just give you a contact high into the next life.

[diverdowndoc]

OK- well the blogomatic coffeemaker is going off for me at 4am so I need to catch some ZZZZs before my shift tomorrow.

Peace out, boogers!

[Annie Where-but-here]

El - I think the only thing we can do for punkin is hope for a swift and merciful end to her playoff hopes.

btw - not to jinx it or anything, but guess who's currently winning the office NCAA pool? And yes, CJ, I have Florida to win it. Don't let me down, ok?

[Just Ducky]

*snork* at El's "not easy being Red."

Go, Annie! If you win the pool, are you having a party for your blog buddies?

[Just Ducky]

Oh, and good job, ddd! Sweet dreams!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Sure, jd. Everyone's invited. It'll be at Dave's place.
Gotta go dance with the vacuum cleaner now.

[Just Ducky]

Nighty-night, Annie! Have fun with the dirtbag! ;-)

[Jazzzz]

are they gonna let the "Junior" (American) league play with the big boys (National) league this year?? *takes cover from projectiles coming from AWBH's and El's way* ;-D

[Jazzzz]

Hey Ducky......I leave in 7 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * wets $6,900 worth of panties.*

[night maid]

Gotta go dance with the vacuum cleaner now.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 09:54 PM on March 23, 2007

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housework sucks!

[Just Ducky]

Jazzzz--how exciting! It's almost time! However, I think you might want to decrease your fluid intake somewhat beforehand.

*waves at Siouxie night maid*

[Siouxie]

Jazzzzie!! why fer are you wetting yer panties???

*waves back @ Ducky!!*

[Siouxie]

OK...very LTTG but...what if Mr. Li was to be cremated...how can I fit in that little jar?? It's not gonna work.

[Jazzzz]

Hey sweet Siouxie!!!........I will be "inside the ropes" at Augusta National for The Masters golf tournament. look for me on tv. :-D

[Siouxie]

Hey Jazzzzie!! I forgot!! you should be here this weekend @ the Doral game...Tiger's leading so far.

[Just Ducky]

Siouxie: "Does this urn make my @ss look fat?"

[Siouxie]

anywho...it's bedtime for me

sweet dreams all ;-)

[Siouxie]

*snork* @ Ducky!!!

niteeeeeeeeee!!

[Jazzzz]

I'm following it closely Sio....They showed the Miami skyline today...I looked for you, but you must have been busy.

[Just Ducky]

Nighty-night, Siouxie! Sweet dreams!

Jazzzz, do you happen to know the stats on how often Tiger wins when he's leading going into the final round?

[Jazzzz]

G'nite to yoose guys. I'm headed there myself. And a belated *snork* @ Ducky.

[Jazzzz]

Not off hand Ducky, but I believe it is above 90%

[Just Ducky]

I thought I'd heard he almost always wins when he's leading going into the last day. It would be great to have that kind of talent!

Nighty-night, Jazzzz! Sweet dreams!

[Stevie W]

"Does this urn make my @ss look fat?"

...or...

Does this urn make my ash look fat?

[Stevie W]

Nice song, ddd. Bury good.

And back to ANS for a sec: I always dreamt of jumping her bones.

[diverdowndoc]

*whispers "mornng!" to all awake blogits*

*Takes a cuppa 'stun' in go cup*

See y'all tonight!

Have agreat trip Jazzzz- and when you change planes in the ATL (you know you do!), let me know- send an email at amattke1@aol.com. Maybe we can intubate some innocent bystander.

[mm]

thanks ddd, I took so long catching up, I almost let the coffee get cold. Need some of that Jolt&trade gum...

[Jazzzz]

Wakes up *snorking* @ SteveW. Thanks, buddy. *cleans coffee spew from screen*

[CJrun]

*sweep, sweep, shovel, shovel*

Morning!! Gorgeous day, time to rub the sleep out of the eyes and participate in the ritual battle between fish and worms!

[Jazzzz]

I'm pullin' for the fish, in hopes they end up on your plate tonight. Save some for me. Mornin' CJ!!

[Eleanor]

*zips in™*

Morning, all!

Siouxie, I'm a huge Tiger fan too, and have been watching. I love how when he gets the lead, the others that he was sharing it with immediately fold, like -sorry Tiger, didn't mean to hog the spotlight for a minute there. :)

Jazzzz, I know you're more of a golf obssessive fanatic expert than I am, but I thought it was waaaaay more than 90%. (too early in the a.m. here in su.so.ca. to google)

[Layzeeboy]

Don't count Ernie out just yet. One of these days he or Lefty is gonna beat him.

[Mikey]

Ms Su." I'd rather be dead than date you!"

Mr.Li, "Works for me!"

[Eleanor]

Lay (may I call you that?):)

I'm a big Ernie Els fan. And Retief Goosen, too. So, when Tiger, for some inexplicable reason fades, that's who I root for.

Baby Huey not so much. :)

[Jazzzz]

Hey Layzee!!! Ernie or Phil will beat Tiger someday, but it will be a "Man bites dog" story.

[Siouxie]

Tiger uses eagle on first hole to stretch Doral lead to 4.

I dunno what that means but it sounds kinda kinky.

THIS HAS BEEN YOUR DORAL OPEN UPDATE~

[Eleanor]

It means he's winning, Siouxie!

YAY!

[valerieh]

I noticed there's a link that is called "Bad Taste" at the page on ananova.

vch

[Siouxie]

El, I knew that!!! LOL

I saw him play here two years ago when I volunteered to be one of those people that shhhhhh everyone up!! THAT was fun!!! LOTS of cute players that year....yummmo!

[Layzeeboy]

El, LOL. That's a funny picture. He looks like one of my frequent golf partners who always has to sneak into the woods to relieve himself. (He actually keeps TP in his golf bag).

[posted by]

Honey, I have a bone and a bone and a bone and a bone,THIS COULD GO ON FOR ETERNITY, to pick with you!