ATTENTON ALL NEW JERSEY UNITS
(Thanks to JerseyGirl)
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March 23, 2007
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Seems like there is should be a good joke for being caught with their pants done here.... Just can't seem to think of one!
Posted by: mlongpr356 | March 23, 2007 at 03:52 PM
Must be the Albanian teachers.
Posted by: Mcgee | March 23, 2007 at 03:53 PM
They'll be charged with gross negligeence.
Posted by: Stevie W | March 23, 2007 at 03:53 PM
Forget the undies. I wanna steal the two end models in that picture.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 23, 2007 at 03:55 PM
Hmmm...we haven't heard much about Twatney lately...
and LOL Stevie!!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 23, 2007 at 03:57 PM
Police said the thieves took over $6,900 in panties and more than $4,900 in bras.
They should be pretty easy to spot, then.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 23, 2007 at 03:57 PM
shocked that women in NJ wear undies.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 23, 2007 at 03:58 PM
Why would they want UN-used panties? Jus askin'
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 23, 2007 at 03:59 PM
Unless she is trying to put them on while drunk and driving erratic so as to hit a car with such force that the aforementioned, just-paid-off, second car crashes through a fence.
Posted by: Rusty1 | March 23, 2007 at 04:01 PM
*Checks unit*
Good to go!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 23, 2007 at 04:01 PM
We can rule out Britney & Paris... What would they even do with underwear??
Posted by: jon | March 23, 2007 at 04:06 PM
Police said the thieves took over $6,900 in panties and more than $4,900 in bras.
Well, that should fit one average-sized American woman, right?
Posted by: writer132 | March 23, 2007 at 04:08 PM
I just noticed on the Reuters page in their "Popular Searches" that Obesity is right there with Al Gore.
Hmm....
Posted by: jon | March 23, 2007 at 04:11 PM
gentlemen: if you figure you have 10 pair of boxers or briefs in your underwear drawer, and you wear them each for a year, and you live to be 80 years old and you spend an average of $5.00 each and that you started wearing underpants when you were three, you will have spent $3,850 on underpants in your entire life. them dudes stole a lot of underwear.
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 23, 2007 at 04:12 PM
Ah, but if you're one of those women who wear it once, then toss it to the crowd as a souvenir, then it doesn't last nearly as long!
Posted by: jon | March 23, 2007 at 04:14 PM
*snork* @ stevie!
Ummm, DPC? Those aren't 'models.' You're not one of those wo-mannequinizers, are you?
Posted by: CJrun | March 23, 2007 at 04:22 PM
At least a mannequin doesn't ask, "What are you thinking about?"
At least, that's what I'm told.....
Posted by: jon | March 23, 2007 at 04:38 PM
jon, yes but them splinters are a b!tch!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 23, 2007 at 04:50 PM
Ah, thanks for that safety tip, Siouxie!
Have to be careful around a good piece of wood.
Posted by: jon | March 23, 2007 at 04:53 PM
I asked them to just get me some large undergarments with lift.... Not lift a large amount of undergarments!
(Never ask a New Jersey-ite, Jersey-an, Jer...oh fuggedabouddit)
*Wonders what she'll do with all these tiny, lacey underthings....*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 23, 2007 at 04:56 PM
Nobody wants to pull a boner around a good piece of wood, Jon.
Posted by: writer132 | March 23, 2007 at 04:57 PM
Did anyone notice the headline says "ATTENTON ALL NEW JERSEY UNITS"?
Posted by: writer132 | March 23, 2007 at 05:05 PM
Yes, but most of us are too polite to point it out.
Most of us.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 23, 2007 at 05:06 PM
I claim no such social skill, Punkin. :)
Posted by: writer132 | March 23, 2007 at 05:08 PM
All are welcome here, w132, no matter how
especially if you'resocially inept. ;pPosted by: Punkin Poo | March 23, 2007 at 05:23 PM
Yes, it should say, "At Trenton, All Eunuchs..."
Any particular reason they had to use the word "snatch"? :7(
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 23, 2007 at 05:33 PM
*takes underwear off head* YAY!
Posted by: writer132 | March 23, 2007 at 06:23 PM
So they gave the cops the slip?
Posted by: Stevie W | March 23, 2007 at 09:08 PM
Starts day *snorking* @ SteveW, ends day *snorking* @ SteveW. Yep, normal day. G'nite folks
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 25, 2007 at 12:26 AM
Shhhhhhhh, it's supposed to be a Secret.
Posted by: posted by | March 26, 2007 at 01:06 AM