THEY MUST HAVE THE WORLD'S HAPPIEST PIZZA-DELIVERY GUY
(Thanks to Addicted to 24)
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February 07, 2007
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Naked Sundays... I guess that makes going to church a little more exciting.
Posted by: Barøn© vønKlyff® | February 07, 2007 at 11:17 AM
Ooooh... and first, at that.
Posted by: Barøn© vønKlyff® | February 07, 2007 at 11:18 AM
Ummmm..... OK....
But I'm pretty sure I wouldn't enjoy hot grease spatter on my naked-while-I-was-cooking dangly bits.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 07, 2007 at 11:18 AM
Nothing with grease -- that could splatter," says DeGeneres.
LOL
Posted by: Siouxie | February 07, 2007 at 11:19 AM
.... what can one say? The mind goes wild with the possibilities until it hits OVERLOAD!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | February 07, 2007 at 11:20 AM
ick
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | February 07, 2007 at 11:21 AM
"Well, unless you want the grease," Aguilera replies.
No. No I don't. Candle wax is one thing, but boiling bacon fat is something else entirely.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 07, 2007 at 11:21 AM
DPC, your mind is terribly twisted. And I mean that in a good way.
Posted by: casey | February 07, 2007 at 11:24 AM
*Wonders if they play Black Sabbath*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 07, 2007 at 11:24 AM
"Uh, doctor, will you take a look at this please."
"How did you burn the end of that?"
"Stirring the chili."
Posted by: Mikey | February 07, 2007 at 11:25 AM
"snork" at Mikey
Posted by: ubetcha | February 07, 2007 at 11:27 AM
When did spicing up your marriage include naked cooking? Shoe shopping was fine with me. Maybe some football and beer to even out the playing field.
But Naked Fry Daddy! Just take a Bulgarian Bus.
Posted by: Meditrina | February 07, 2007 at 11:27 AM
And they wonder why their in-laws no longer drop by for a visit?
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 07, 2007 at 11:33 AM
LOL Mikey
and ewwwwwww
Posted by: Siouxie | February 07, 2007 at 11:34 AM
Does anyone else remember a commercial a number of years ago (1996?) of a nudist cooking bacon, pleased it was low fat so it didn't splatter? I tried to find it online and link to it but just found a couple references.
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as matt | February 07, 2007 at 11:35 AM
Nominated for a grammy on Sunday.
It all is becoming clear to me now why she was chosen. It must have been one of those times when the committee notified the singer personally.
Posted by: from another world | February 07, 2007 at 11:36 AM
hopes ron jeremy doesn't get any ideas.
Posted by: crossgirl | February 07, 2007 at 11:36 AM
Skank.
Great looking skank but a skank non-the-less.
Posted by: morty | February 07, 2007 at 11:40 AM
"Would a skank by any other name still smell....?"
Uh, yeah. That works.
Posted by: Skankspere | February 07, 2007 at 11:43 AM
Looking forward to commercials for K-Y brand burn ointment
Posted by: shellann | February 07, 2007 at 11:45 AM
I just sent this in, LTTG as usual, but all I could think was that there are things you just don't want to find in your food. Maybe they have 'shaving Saturday nights' before 'naked Sunday cooking'.
Oh and Baron, I bet that church attendance has never been considered in that household.
Posted by: Jessica R. | February 07, 2007 at 11:55 AM
*earwig alert*
I think I am the only one who thought this about her husband.
na na na na na na na na Bratman!
Bratman! Bratman! Brat-maaaan!
Posted by: MOTW | February 07, 2007 at 12:04 PM
OK, leaving the story itself alone, does anybody else find it damn strange that they have 3-point "story highlights" box at the top of the page for an item that's only 11 sentences long? Are some people to busy to read the extra 8 lines?
Posted by: avjtg | February 07, 2007 at 12:10 PM
So? Big deal. She has boogers just like the rest of us.
Posted by: SippiFoxHunter | February 07, 2007 at 12:30 PM
*tosses up: NTTAWWT*
Posted by: SippiFoxHunter | February 07, 2007 at 12:32 PM
How many rolls of TP do you need if you aren't wearing undies to catch the drips and skids?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 07, 2007 at 12:33 PM
DPC: you just ruined the whole nakedchristina thing i had going there man.
Posted by: mudstuffin | February 07, 2007 at 12:40 PM
Way TMI. She could have said they wear AstroDiapers.
*snork* at Naked Fry Daddy! - GNFARB.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 07, 2007 at 01:00 PM
naked skank daydream
curves and hair - a lioness
eyes closed, lips parted
lay all day sunday
she's naked and unashamed
in my hand and heart
afterward she cooks
thanks to the dreaded pirate
she makes air biscuits
Posted by: mudstuffin | February 07, 2007 at 01:01 PM
Cooking in the nude is a Bad Idea. I have scars. I could show you.
(Well, no, actually, I can't... but I have scars.)
Posted by: Clean Hands | February 07, 2007 at 01:07 PM
Ewwwww.... Thanks for sharing all that speculation on the nakedness factor. I really could've lived without that.....
Posted by: Kathybear | February 07, 2007 at 01:08 PM
OMG mud, that was some of your most awsomest work ever! I snorked a piece of romaine lettuce right up my nasal passage.
Posted by: casey | February 07, 2007 at 02:10 PM
Mud, you stopped taking your meds, didn't you? Oh well, more for meeee.....
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | February 07, 2007 at 03:30 PM
Mud, man, I am just awed by you on a regular basis.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | February 07, 2007 at 04:09 PM