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February 14, 2007

SOMEBODY IS LOOKING TO GET LUCKY TODAY

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Walter is looking for a hot walrus v@gina bone.

Good luck, Walter!!

Although, with the bib, he might need all the luck he can get.

Hope he practices safe oosex.

Ooh, me, me, I wanna get lucky!

Dave - Are those Sophie's doll clothes on Walter? Please God, tell me nooooooooo..........

hehehe, if he gets lucky enough, he might need the bib.

LOL LOL LOL LOL
followed by a major
SNORK.

Can someone order me a new phone. At least I didn't hit the monitor again.

What a boner, he sure expects to get lucky.

This is SO wrong and SO disturbing on SO many levels that I'll just have to send it around to all of my friends.

Hey, Walter must be Irish, because he's clearly covering his head with that sunbonnet.

Ooooh, Walter! Looking pointy sharp today...

*trying bravely to resist saying he may be hard up for a date...*

Walter looking to land some tail?

I find that image very disturbing - and yet, I can't look away...

Awww, he's so cute....

Wooo hooo Walter!! looking mighty stiff spiffy!

Hey, Dave and Judi, we're getting a little bored here. Can you throw us a bone? Something to chew on? Spit ..... out.......

Hey Hammie! where ya been?? we were just waxing hairy guys chit ch@tting on a previous thread.

Guess he's looking at having a whale of a time later tonight.

Mrs. Blog must have gone to the office today. Dave is playing dress up with Walter again.

Very cute outfit, Walter. Wonder who's the lucky gal? Is Walter still carrying judi's picture?

The snow finally stopped here. We are, officially, up to our Tancredos in snow.

Well, let's just hope Walter is up to it.

Psst Hammie, about those pictures you sent me of the gals flashing the other night, they're pretty good and the proceeds of the sale are going towards my trip.

somehow, i just can't help thinking that if dave had been allowed to play with dolls at an early age, he wouldn't now feel compelled to dress up his walrus penis bone.

someone, send him a g.i. joe (with fishnet stockings, of course).

or get walter bespoke outfits.

hehehe. Val said "up" to it.

*wonders if Hammie noticed anything about his socks...*

Mawwiage in North Carolina

The truly scary part is that I recognize the clothes! They're made for those plastic ducks and geese people put on their patios. Yes, holiday clothing for lawn ornaments.

Annie, that IS scary.

Well things are sure looking up this Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's day to Dave and judi, and all the bloggers. I'll raise a toast for you all. Especially since there is some coconut rum in the pantry just calling my name today.

Annie, you need to go outside more. Or actually less. A lot less. Yes that's it.

Dave has patio ducks? or perhaps flamingos?


Very So.Fl.!

Somewhere, a walrus is crying.

Actually, MtB, that particular walrus is now "retired."

Happy Valentine's Day Beppie!

*notices Walter already has his hat on*

Plastic flamingos, Siouxie. They are really to throw off crazed stalkers (cross out thingie) fans because we know that Dave is too cool to have those on his lawn.

Hey Walter? maybe ken can lend you these sexy boxers to go with your outfit?

You can leave your hat on...

I swear, a guy goes off for a little recreational jury duty and all kinds of fun things happen. What'd I miss? And do I want to know about my socks?
*suddenly afraid*

Hammie, look at the "need a lift" thread. Be very, very afraid indeed.

No need to read the Valentine's thread, Hammie.

(CH, deserved it though) ;-)

I have found where Walter must shop.

Is this our very own 'Just Ducky'? If so, she's got some 'splainin' to do.

Annie, you weren't kidding huh??

People actually DO this????

Yay! Psychedelic socks! I would've worn them to court yesterday! With purple tassels tassles thingies?

um, ok, since you asked....I own some goose holiday clothes. But ONLY for big holidays, and they're for my pet stuffed crow. And he LIKES it.

...sigh...

OMGWTFBBQ the blog has a concrete goose? i just went and looked again, and that sure looks like a goose outfit. lemme splain. round these parts (ohio) folks like to decorate their lawn with a variety of tasteless objects, many of which are the object of scorn and ridicule from folks from more sophisticated parts of the world, like new york, L.A. and (i assume) miami, (the boobs and bling capital) florida. chief among these ornamental objects is the concrete goose, which is a life-size goose replica. people display these geese in their yard or (more often) on their porch wearing a variety of outfits custom made to fit the goose physique. people change the outfits for different holidays, so for instance on thanksgiving you could have your goose dressed up like a pilgrim, or a witch for halloween. when my relatives from california come for a visit they invariably end up pointing at someone's goose and laughing themselves hoarse. i had no idea that our cultural backwardness and our pants-wettingly funny lack of coolness awareness could have spread as far as miami, which, from reports i have read, is about as cool as you can possibly get or an armpit of a town depending if you believe the liberal media or the right-wing conspiracy.

I hope he spent $158 dollar on his girl.....

For the record: Happy Valentine's Day, Ladies! I would offer all of you chocolate, roses, and diamonds (strappy shoes for Siouxie, too)if I were in your presence.

mud, meet Annie....

WOW!! chocolate, roses, shiny bling AND strappy shoes????


Hammie, will you marry me????

Siouxie, what about Mot? Didn't he ask first?

mud, nice to meet you....take a gander at my prior post. (btw - one of the 'goose clothes' sites bragged about clothing as seen on 'My Name is Earl'.

Actually, Hammie...Mot has yet to propose to ME. I think my boots scare him...or the wax...or the whip. I can't tell for sure.

men! hmmpf!


Hammie, you obviously haven't read the new word, blogamy, created by Tammy. It means we have carte blanche vis a vis relationships on the blog.

*gloating - my word is being used*

oh Annie? you wouldn't happen to have photos of your crow all dressed up?

You look nice in Gloat, Nurse Tammy.

Just a thought, by some stretch of the imagination could Walter not be described as a vagina mono log?

annie: because of my brothers's family's reaction to the geese, and because i am a shallow man, i hunted around and found a hollow plastic version (light enough to take in my luggage) and bought a "cow" outfit for it complete with fake udders. The plastic goose with udders is now proudly displayed (for my brother is also a shallow man) in an otherwise severly hip area in the S.F. Bay.

Siouxie - I'll have to look around. We were having trouble with the summer outfit - seems he couldn't quite fill out the bikini top. So I put a couple of hard candies in the cups to make him look more natural. Yup - "breast mints."

I believe you mean "hooha"

so far the words that have jumped out at me at strappy-shoes, breats, bikini, bone and plastic...

is there something wrong with me?

LOL cute, Mot.

Chaz - yes - you're a crummy speller.

Chaz, yes.

next question?


LOL Annie!!

Only the breats part

Is that different from yeee ha! Hammie?

Maybe breats are another part of the female anatomy?!

*trying to ascertain exactly which color and/or fit a gloat is...*

*also wondering if Jazzzz will ever notice his sock vandalism*

Mud, I am in Ohio too. Flocks of cement geese live in my neighborhood. What county are you in?

NT, Jazzzz probably thinks the enhancements/adornments are great.

Walter looks like he's dressed for an 'impotent' date tonight....

A garden gnome is one thing, a dressed up cement or plastic goose is a whole different ball of wax. Think I'm gonna bring my American family back to sanity in crime ridden SA.

What time are you picking me up tonight, Walter?

.. with a knick-knack, Walter whack, give a dog a bone ...

Suzy, may I suggest an appropriate dining establishment?

So, is Walter wearing a cute floppy hat and a vest or a Pimp hat and a Dickie?

Our family tradition, as we had no odd concrete goose, was for my daughter to dress up the family housecats. This stopped soon after she discovered boys.
(Not that she now dresses up boys... well, not that I am aware of)

(Hammie, I would worry more about her doing the opposite, if I were you.)

"Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my clothes up."

*sniff*

Nothing says Happy Valentine's Day like a dressed up bone from a walrus penis.

*happy sigh*

Thank you Dave.

What a lovely and appropriate suggestion, Siouxie!

hey guys !! ...I've been busy looking for my socks. Lotta "action" this Valentine's Day.

Hot pink sequins with lavender lace ruffles and puce tatting - so nondescript. How will you ever tell your socks from those belonging to other people, Jazzzz?

NT....That sounds ok if I don't necessarily wear them on my FEET!! ;-D

NT....That sounds ok if I don't necessarily wear them on my FEET!! ;-D

jessica r.

i am a proud resident of franklin county, as all the old timers know, i live within earshot of ohio stadium.

the bot just said something about my momma !!

Hi Jazzzzie!! Happy V-Day!

Bone, bone on the blog,
Where the geese and the walruses play.
Where seldom is heard,
A discouraging word,
And the ladies drink scotch by the bay.

*still snickering about Jazzzz's socks*

Hey Siouxie ♡...Happy VD Valentines Day

NT...I've got an eye on you :-)

mud, Stark county here. We run when Hall of Fame week rolls around.

VD = give your loved one something to remember you by....

Chaz - yes - you're a crummy speller.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 02:32 PM on February 14, 2007


just a bad typerer

*checks to make sure jammies cover the essentials*
*whew*
Whatsamatta, Jazzzz? I didn't steal your socks.

jessica r. i was born in stark co. grandpa stuffin died there in '05 at ault MC. willoman blvd. is named after my great-great grandpa.

jessica r. also, in case you didn't know, judi herself (the S.B.) went to Kent State in the nineteen-diggities.

Wow, mud, you're related to the "founding fathers". I am impressed. I exchanged email with judi several years ago about KSU. One of my best friends went to Kent about the same time as judi, but he was a geology major and not likely to have run into judi. Plus, he doesn't remember much about his college days IYKWIM!

NT........I can see that evil grin from here!!

Jessica: yeah, i was at kent about the same time too. i do KWYM.

Valentine Poem Contest
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
darn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way.

My feelings for you no words can tell,
except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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