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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Gee, the Blog is really bulking up...
You been working out, Dave?
Posted by: AFKAT | February 04, 2007 at 05:09 PM
dave, is prince barring the restroom? you're looking like a bit strained.
Posted by: crossgirl | February 04, 2007 at 05:09 PM
nice blue shirt though!
Posted by: crossgirl | February 04, 2007 at 05:10 PM
Cool Spiderman gloves!!
Posted by: Blimps | February 04, 2007 at 05:13 PM
Looks great, Dave. Except for the fact you are about to knee
yourselfthe dummy in the groin. Yikes!Posted by: Meditrina | February 04, 2007 at 05:14 PM
crossgirl-In football parlance, I think that would mean his "backfield is not in motion."
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 04, 2007 at 05:14 PM
Dang, some of these pictures are not showing up for me, and some of them are. Anyone have any idea why?? I'm missing out, dang it.
Posted by: Beppie | February 04, 2007 at 05:15 PM
Is that the "I know as soon as I have the ball, 7,000 lbs. of angry, testosterone-laden linebackers will try to rip me to shreds" look?
Posted by: Just Ducky | February 04, 2007 at 05:15 PM
It's Agent Single-Oh-Seven!!
Licensed to pose ponderously.
Posted by: Stevie W | February 04, 2007 at 05:15 PM
Now it is working! Dave, looks like you could make a run for the bathroom, Prince be damned!
Posted by: Beppie | February 04, 2007 at 05:16 PM
Or is it the 'since when does the number 7 have a zero in front of it' look?
Posted by: CJrun | February 04, 2007 at 05:17 PM
((( Has no Idea what is going on today??)))
Dave, don't get killed out there... it looks like it could be... well, Dangerous....
Teeth chattering in ND, the EB.
Posted by: EB | February 04, 2007 at 05:18 PM
Another zero and you could be James Bond. In drag, of course.
Posted by: Suzy Q | February 04, 2007 at 05:19 PM
*snork* at Lisa!
Posted by: Just Ducky | February 04, 2007 at 05:23 PM
Go kill the hump woman Dave. She probably deserves it.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | February 04, 2007 at 05:29 PM
I know it's Miami and all, but did they really have to tear the head off of a football player for that?
...Oh, wait... maybe this is for an upcoming episode of CSI Miami.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | February 04, 2007 at 05:30 PM
is it legal to eat .. you know, normal food for dinner when the super bowl is on?
Posted by: judi | February 04, 2007 at 05:32 PM
Dave, you may actually be Jack Bauer-proof wearing that outfit. You still need baggie protection though.
Posted by: Blimps | February 04, 2007 at 05:33 PM
judi, NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: crossgirl | February 04, 2007 at 05:34 PM
Obviously a fake photo. Football players never look that deep in thought.
Posted by: Stevie W | February 04, 2007 at 05:34 PM
That depends upon whut you actually mean by "normal" ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | February 04, 2007 at 05:35 PM
No judi, you must have mystery meat [brauts, hot dogs, hamburgers] and beer. In your case, sausage on the delivery pizza.
Posted by: CJrun | February 04, 2007 at 05:35 PM
Judi, I don't think so. My daughters informed me two weeks ago that we're having "snacks" during the game, and have reminded me of that repeatedly until just a few minutes ago. I have also been informed this will consist of nachos, mozzarella sticks, salsa and chips, jalapeño poppers and soft drinks.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | February 04, 2007 at 05:35 PM
steve, that is normal food...isn't it?
Posted by: southerngirl | February 04, 2007 at 05:38 PM
we've got chips and salsa, chips and cheese sauce, creme'd brie and bagel chips, peanuts in the shell, chex mix, bagel bites, jalapeno poppers, wings, empanadas, popcorn shrimp, egg rolls and to assuage my motherly guilt, baby carrots and a fruit plate. oh and some hawaiian rolls. and beer and coke!!! i love superbowl!!
Posted by: crossgirl | February 04, 2007 at 05:39 PM
*needs directions to crossgirl's house*
Posted by: Just Ducky | February 04, 2007 at 05:40 PM
south ducky, just fly south.
Posted by: crossgirl | February 04, 2007 at 05:41 PM
cg, I'm already in Austin! I LIVE south!
Posted by: Just Ducky | February 04, 2007 at 05:41 PM
oops. thought you were in n.c.
east ducky, fly east!
Posted by: crossgirl | February 04, 2007 at 05:44 PM
hmmm, i got some king crab legs... do you think i can pawn that off on the universe as snack food?
Posted by: judi | February 04, 2007 at 05:46 PM
*sets up Tums concession between cg's tv room and bathroom*
Posted by: fivver | February 04, 2007 at 05:48 PM
oooh, look! it's a salute to ummm... water!
Posted by: insomniac | February 04, 2007 at 05:49 PM
*hopes cg does not have a bodyguard blocking the entrance to her restroom*
Posted by: Stevie W | February 04, 2007 at 05:50 PM
judi, you might be able to prawn it off...
Posted by: fivver | February 04, 2007 at 05:51 PM
Judi, we love you and overlook your leg issues. Ohhh look; the band geeks are football players! SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!
Posted by: CJrun | February 04, 2007 at 05:53 PM
there's hot dogs for anyone who wants non fried food....
Posted by: crossgirl | February 04, 2007 at 05:54 PM
This Cirque thing is really really scary....
Posted by: Jeannie | February 04, 2007 at 05:54 PM
Is something actually going to happen during this pre-game musical thing?
Posted by: Blimps | February 04, 2007 at 05:55 PM
non-fried food...what a concept!
Posted by: insomniac | February 04, 2007 at 05:56 PM
That was... um... interesting...
Posted by: Melissa's Trippin... | February 04, 2007 at 05:57 PM
Cheddar Pretzel pieces here.....
And a Dog that just found my Pin Cushion, and trashed it....
EB(Hot Dish here in the Frozen North)
Posted by: EB | February 04, 2007 at 05:57 PM
Those referee/flamingo creatures looked even scarier on TV.
Posted by: Just Ducky | February 04, 2007 at 05:58 PM
Did they rehearse that even once before today? People appeared to be wandering aimlessly out there. Was that kid strapped into the balloons supposed to get more than 2 feet off the ground?
Posted by: Blimps | February 04, 2007 at 05:59 PM
EB, is that a Doberman Pin-scher?
Posted by: Just Ducky | February 04, 2007 at 06:01 PM
My kid used to get that same look when she was about to dump a big tancredo in her pants!
Posted by: Lynn | February 04, 2007 at 06:07 PM
Oooo good ones, fivver and Ducky! In St. Pete, the official mystery meats [hamburger and hot dogs] are accompanied by coleslaw [on top]. As was my smoked pork and hot pepper vinegar/ Texas Pete lunch sandwich. Man, I have a lot of leftover coleslaw!
Posted by: CJrun | February 04, 2007 at 06:10 PM
judi, anything is fine as long as you ingest large quantities of barley pop with it. I have a very nice lamb stewin the crockpot timed to come out at halftime, with of course a fine malted accompaniment.
Posted by: lakedog | February 04, 2007 at 06:17 PM
Dave you would make a fine member of the 12th man family but we are good at the quaterback posistion.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | February 04, 2007 at 10:52 PM
Dave, you look like that cup is a bit tight.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 04, 2007 at 11:57 PM