CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS

(Thanks to qsman)

Comments

[KCSteve]

Am I truly the FIRST to pop over to a new (and as yet unread) item?

[Siouxie]

Yes you are, KCSteve!

[KCSteve]

And now having read the article I can truly say
Ewwww!

Most of that stuff makes me ill just smelling it.
Of course, that's due to certain chemical sensitivies I have, but still...

[Siouxie]

Purell cocktail, anyone??

[Hammond Rye]

As a taxpaying (boy, oh boy!) citizen of the state of MD, I'd like to say how proud I am of this stalwart member of our incarcerated society.

[Jazzzz]

What kind of hand sanitizer goes with fish?

[sirena]

I drank mouthwash once as a kid. I don't remember getting drunk, but I do remember it had an unfortunate laxative effect. Cleans ya up in every direction, apparently.

[fivver]

Trying to think of appropriate mixer - coke, tonic, oj, club soda. Nope.

They could use the same approach that Sterno used by replacing ethyl alcohol with methyl. That solved the problem then. Except for the going blind thing...

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Don't tell Miss USA.

[Hammond Rye]

*snork* at Jazzzz

[casey]

Hmmmmmm

*Eyeing the lemon flavored hand sanitizer with green tea extract*

[Annie Where-but-here]

This explains a lot about Clean Hands' attitude.

[ScooterRocky]

Yuck, and I just had lunch!

[Mot the Hoople]

Storekeeper "Hand sanitizer huh, lets see some ID there kid"

[Hammond Rye]

"There is also a concern about middle and high school students drinking hand sanitizer to “be cool,”"
Hmmm...

[Siouxie]

Whatever happened to drinking Cold Duck or MD 20/20???

[Mot the Hoople]

Prevents the spread pf germs when crapping in the woods.

[Siouxie]

yeah but I bet you crap bubbles LOL

*self-snork*

[mudstuffin]

for some reason i am reminded of the 'prep' they make you go through for a colonoscopy. i had to drink an entire gallon of this liquid (over a couple of hours) and it started coming out the back end long before i finished it, and it did not taste good, and that made me nauseous. the instructions that came with the liquid recommended sucking on hard candy between glasses of the stuff to combat the bad taste, but hard candy makes me ill, also. at least this guy got drunk for his troubles.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Siouxie - too funny....
*sniff....sniff*

"Hey, is that Spring Rain? Who farted?"

[wickedwitch]

why don't we just send some kerosene to this guy and save the taxpayers a bunch of money.

[Clean Hands]

Hmph. My hands are clean because I don't get them dirty in the first place.

Does that make me a lazy bum? Nope - just makes me someone who'd rather read about the blistering end of a shovel than wield it.

[terbear]

I work in the Health Care industry. Don't these idiots know there is a product available which contains no alcohol? Sheesh!

[Stevie W]

*scratches washing kid's mouth out with soap from consequences list*

[Brainy Jello]

“We’re primarily concerned about at-risk patients,” Doyon said. “Patients who intentionally do this to get drunk..."

So if their motivation is something other than getting drunk, we're not concerned?

[Beppie]

And isn't that just what landed him in prison in the first place. Stupidity.

[Olo Baggins of Bywater]

I'm not sure this stuff will help one crap in the woods, but it will work as a Grade A firestarter.

[SPIKE]

Okay, but is there any way you could clean your hands by shaking up a bottle of Cold Duck then sitting on it? ---Naw--I guess not---not that I would try that--not that there is any thing wrong with that.

[qsman]

Yay! Glad to get continuing credits for my Alert Reader certificate hanging in my office.

Only in Baltimore can this happen.

*adds blogpost to resume*

[Stevie W]

NECKLACES ARE NEXT TO DOGLINESS

[Stevie W]

Oops, wrong board.

[Cheesewiz]

So do they serve these drinks with little mops instead of umbrellas?

[OkieDokie]

Snork at Stevie W, even if it is the wrong thread.....

[estrogen centrale]

There are hand sanitizers all around my work place. Hm-m-m, could make going to work actually bearable...

[EB]

we had to ban hand sanitizer on our CD unit for obvious reasons.. we've had folks get drunk on Hairspray!! we ban alot of personal hygiene things because of alcohol content..

My fave statement: "They make flavored mouthwash, it's actually not bad to drink!"

EB.... alcohol everywhere if you look for it..