ANYBODY NEED A CHEERLEADING SQUAD?

This one is available.

(Thanks to Addicted to 24, who comments, "Further Proof that Russell Crowe is Insane")

(judi, on the other hand, agrees with Russell Crowe)

Comments

[Siouxie]

FIRST to say I don't care!

[Clark Kent]

Could I get them to come to my house and cheer me on as I get ready for work everyday? I could really use the encouragement....

[Dr Acula]

Russell Crowe is a big girls blouse!

[Clark Kent]

But only three at a time in the shower.... I need room to wash, rinse and repeat..

[WoosterGirl]

It's a good thing Russell doesn't own an American football team. Dallas Cowboys fans would shoot him in the thigh.

[Meditrina]

They fired the chicks, but they're keeping the dufus bunny?

I agree, Judi, the Rabbithoes looked like they were wearing that liquid rubber paint stuff, but there are alternative cheerleading uniforms.

[fivver]

Rabbitohs? Are they kind of like Doritos only made from rabbit instead of corn?

[Clean Hands]

Russell Crowe needs to have his head examined. Both of 'em.

[judi]

my objection was to the Marlins' Mermaids.

1) BASEBALL DOESN'T HAVE CHEERLEADERS

and

2) it's just kinda revolting to watch scantily-clad women pole-dance to an audience of children.

if that makes me a prude, well, go ahead and call me that. it'll be a nice change from 'slut' ;)

[TCK]

a team of percussionists?

*SNORK*

[TCK]

baseball should have cheerleaders

just sayin

[Schadeboy]

Who couldn't use their own personal cheerleading squad?

[fivver]

*fivver bites down hard on tongue and typing fingers*

[Addicted to 24]

Judi your not a prude 8^) but Russell has definetly lost it.

[Siouxie]

Here, fivver...have some more rabbitohs!

[Siouxie]

judi, who's called you a slut???

*heats up the wax*

[CJrun]

Dang. Now second-from-lefty is never going to get any sun on her back.

[Clean Hands]

*rips off the bot's arm to use in beating the miscreant whilst Siouxie waxes him/her*

[judi]

oh just about everyone, siouxie ;) including my boss. in print!

http://www.davebarry.com/president/dave2k/columns/mar28.htm

[Siouxie]

*wonders what Dave would look like with a lot less hair*

the nerve!!!

pssst...funny article though!

[CandyT]

A friend of mine stayed in Australia for awhile, and his take on things was that Aussie dudes seem to have what we might call a 'quaint' (i.e. 19th-century) attitude with regard to their womenfolk. No cussin' and nothin' indecent around the lydees, y'know, mate. On the flip side, women were not encouraged to undertake actions or careers which might be deemed unladylike. Such as working at a newspaper, for example.

[Eleanor]

The S.D. Chargers did that many years ago, got rid of the cheerleaders, but then they got a new owner, who brought them back.

I agree with judi, and at least Russel Crowe didn't throw a telephone at them.

[Stevie W]

Gimme an H -- "H!"
Gimme an O -- "O!"
Gimme another O -- "O!"
Gimme an H -- "H!"
Gimme an A -- "A!"
Gimme an H -- "H!"

What's that smell?

[ScottMGS]

'Course, you're all assuming that "slut" is a bad word....

[insomniac]

silly rabbitohs, kids don't do 'tricks'...

[sarah o.]

Frankly, the Rabbitohs mascot makes me uncomfortable.

[ScottMGS]

Stevie - snork!

[judi]

scott: *I* don't. :)

[Siouxie]

LOL Stevie...and ewww

[Siouxie]

sheesh...judi...no wonder...triple simul!

guess that makes me a slut too ;-)

[ScottMGS]

I'm getty woozy
simul Judi and Siouxie
haiku don't cut it!

[Siouxie]

Scott, you do realize that this makes you a slut as well...

[crossgirl]

ok, skip alaska, i'm moving to australia.

[AFKAT]

Oh Geezz...the solution was obvious...keep the cheerleaders and change the name of the team to "Cameltohs"...

[Lairbo]

So the team is the Rabbitohs and the cheerleaders are the Rabbithos?

As an Aussie friend would say, "Fair Dinkum!"

[casey]

CRIKEY!

[Siouxie]

Of course, it could be worse...they could have THIS cheerleading squad.

[ScottMGS]

Absolutely, Siouxie!

[Siouxie]

Or...THIS ONE

[Siouxie]

Sorry..that should have come with a WARNING!

Do NOT click on the photos...you have been warned.

[fivver]

GAHHHHHHH. Eye AND Brain Bleach. Stat!

[Meditrina]

Since this thread has gone to the sluts and hoes, would anyone care for a Cancun Judi or a Boogertini?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Did somebody call me?

[crossgirl]

bars open? FINALLY!?!?

[Christobol]

For those of you keeping score at home, that's judi as a slutty prude: 1 ; Russell Crowe: 0

[diverdowndoc]

deal me in!

And a *gross but funny snork* at AKFAT's 6:42 post.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I agree with judi.....may I have a drink now?

sidenote - never try to do your taxes when you have the flu.

[ScottMGS]

Hit me! (but not like that Bud Light commercial)

[Just Ducky]

Poor Annie--you need alcohol to kill those nasty flu germs.

You might want to recheck that tax return before sending it in--I'm not sure you're really getting a refund of $2,759,883.26.

What's the blog bar serving tonight?

[Meditrina]

Ducky - I am shaking Boogertinis and mixing Cancun Judi's in honor of Mr. and Ms. Blog.

*lines them up in the service well for any takers*

[Just Ducky]

Terrific, Med! I'll have a Cancun Judi, please! (Um, what, exactly, is IN a Cancun Judi? I didn't get to read much of the blog today, and I haven't caught up yet.)

[Siouxie]

*Back for a bit*

What are we drinking girls?

oh and fivver...I'm so sorry...I should have provided some extra strength bleach...my bad.

[CJrun]

*sets a Thera-Flu shooter up for Annie and grabs a Boogertini*

As to food, the Aussie/cheerleader theme suggests we throw some Barbies on the shrimp. Which of us blog guys is shortest?

[Meditrina]

Ducky - Cancun Judi
3 parts Juice from blood oranges
1 part frozen mango chunks
1 part capt morgans
1 part coconut rum
blend and serve from tall pitcher garnished with a real oosik

Posted by: lorrie | 08:48 AM on February 9, 2007

Boogartini:

Midori
Chambord
Sweet and Sour Mix
Jaeger

Layered, rasp on bottom, Midori and sweet and sour in the middle, and Jaeger on top.

[Meanie the Blue]

Major SNORKs at Stevie and Insom!

[ScottMGS]

CJ - In which dimension are we taking measurements?

[Just Ducky]

Wow, those sound GOOD. I will enjoy my Cancun Judi!

[Annie Where-but-here]

*snork* @ cj - if only because...

[CJrun]

Scott, attention span. Whomever has the shortest atten... shiny!

[Just Ducky]

*double snork* at CJ!

[ScottMGS]

What was the, uh,... question?

[Meditrina]

Uh, Scott, to be or not to be drink a Judi or a Booger.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I would have fired them just because of their tan lines. Tacky, tacky, tacky....
Where's that waitress with my booger?

[crossgirl]

no, no, no midori for me! anything with mango has to be good.

[Meditrina]

Annie, you called?

[Siouxie]

*shuffles in for a min & gets behind the blogbar*

BOOGER

*shuffles out*

[Annie Where-but-here]

yum! Thank yew.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm still at work.

[crossgirl]

siouxie, that'snot a very good drink. :P

[diverdowndoc]

Dear Annie's Boss-

Please excuse Annie Where-but-here from further work because she needs time off for Booger shots, Boogertinis and sex on the beach with Judi... uh, I mean Cancun Judis for medical reasons. Yeah.

love,
diverdowndoc

[CJrun]

*rolls in lounge chair to pull AWBH away from desk*

[Eleanor]

I'm drinking a Wild Turkey and Coke and now I want to flirt.

Where's Mot?

[Annie Where-but-here]

boss long gone....I was out too daze wid da flu. Plus both kidz sik. Not gud. Even spellcheck sik.

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

It would seem like there could have been some middle ground here. But, I agree with judi...pole-dancing cheerleaders at public family events? Tacky!

*snork* @ Siouxie and ddd

*loves Annie a blanket and some airline socks*

[Annie Where-but-here]

danks, Liba.

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

LOL El. Mot's sleeping, but he'll be happy to know you were thinking about him tonight. He might even propose. *wink*

[Meditrina]

Feel better, Annie. My asthmatic son has RSV, so I am right there with ya. I am drinking to kill the germs.

[CJrun]

Ahhh. Sorry for those still working, but I'm in my jammies and socks and enjoying absent-mindedly reading Bleats and Quirks. Since I found him here, thought y'all might want to check out a fun, quick, Quirk from Lileks.

[Meditrina]

CJ - Amen to that. I went to the 4th & 5th grade strings concert last week.

Note to self: get earplugs. Apologize to Mom & Dad for being in strings and band.

[Just Ducky]

CJ, both of my kids were band nerds, and it gave them (and us) an appreciation of classical music that has stayed with them to this day.

(BTW, if anyone cares (or dares), I felt compelled to post a song on the Lake Elsinore Elk Lodge thread. Read at your own risk.)

[Meditrina]

Russell Crowe played Violin in Master and Commander. Poorly, very poorly. He was much nicer to look at better at a$$kicking in Gladiator.

[Meditrina]

Ducky - I met my X in the OSU Marching Band, which paid my college tuition (symphony in winter). Once a band geek, always....

My dot is actually playing my 1/2 size violin, and already has her eye on MY violin. Fat Chance.

But the kids and I love music, of all kinds! And you're right about the lasting effect.

[Just Ducky]

Absolutely, Med! He was much better with a sword in his hand.

[diverdowndoc]

*yawn*

Time has come for the doclings and me to go to bed. I gotta get up at 0400 for work. EEEWWWWWW!! Hope the new blogomatic coffeemaker is up to the task!
*tucks stale danish from this am into drawer for tomorrow*

*takes shot of NyQuill and wipes mouth on sleeve of Chicago Bulls jammies*

Nitey-nite, all!

[Meanie the Blue]

Worth the trip, Just D.

[Just Ducky]

Thanks, Meanie!

[Eleanor]

Annie! I didn't know you were sick and I couldn't understand why you didn't respond to my NYY article I sent you. But I've been sick too, most of the week.

Feel better. :)

[CJrun]

Just for fun, my neice-Band Geeks and their Dad.

Yes, the eldest is getting chunkier, but she's a doll, a band geek, a music teacher, and a softball coach. And she has adopted my baby. It's probably best that she not have real children, right now, as I am sure she doesn't realize both hubcaps are missing from the starboard side!

[casey]

OMG CJ, beautiful girls, with a beautiful mustang!

[Meditrina]

CJ - Your girls are gorgeous, all 3 of them!

[Just Ducky]

CJ, that is a great picture! I have to ask, though, how you could possibly have parted with the 4-wheeled darling?

[Stevie W]

"Terrific, Med! I'll have a Cancun Judi, please!"

Hmm...(apologies to the Drifters)

Yucutan (Yucutan)
Playing in the sun
Splashing having fun
In Quintana Roo

You can burn (you can burn)
While the naked French
Get all bronzed and drenched
In the azure blue

But don't forget protecting your skin
With something strong and PABA-free
Oh judi
Save some sunscreen for me

[Just Ducky]

*applauds Stevie W* LOVE the Drifters!

[Stevie W]

I think you and I are rooted in the same music, dcky.

[CJrun]

Case, I've created a monster. That's the group that lives north of you. I worry, because I took it up to her and we spent several days driving it. I had to get her used to the idea of dropping an automatic into second and punching it, or dropping it down into second, to get out of trouble. Now, I am trying to scheme with her father for her to sell it or trade it for an all-wheel drive with anti-lock disc brakes [occasional snow and ice]. Unfortunately, she has grown to love that car. I know the feeling. When I bought it, after college, it already had 240K miles on it. Rebuilt it once, then, then rebuilt it before passing it on; over 860K miles on it, now!

[Just Ducky]

Wow, CJ, just wow. Should I ever win the lottery, I'm gonna find a '65 Mustang convertible, bright red, just for me.

Stevie, I believe you are correct!

[judi]

yuck! sorry :) but i loathe rum, fake coconut flavoring, and am allergic to mangoes :) can i just have a margarita while the rest of ya'll drink cancun mes?

[Just Ducky]

*hands judi a freshly-made blogarita, frozen, with salt*

[Meditrina]

*slides judi her drink of choice*

Judi, you may have anything you want.

[CJrun]

Hope the last post cleared up that those are nieces, not daughters. The guy is my wonderful BIL. Diffusion took over and I got the great in laws.

[Meditrina]

CJ - That makes one of us. At least there's hope.