WHEN ASTHMA INHALERS ARE OUTLAWED
...outlaws will use lip balm.
(Thanks to Elon Weintraub)
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January 25, 2007
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First!
Posted by: crokett | January 25, 2007 at 11:20 AM
Told ya didn't I
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 25, 2007 at 11:21 AM
Maybe the flight crew thought he said 'lip bomb'?
Posted by: crokett | January 25, 2007 at 11:22 AM
Given Twatney's penchant for displaying certain parts of her ahem, anatomy, don't you think she'd need the family size ChapStick pack?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 25, 2007 at 11:25 AM
Was this the genius who hijacked the Jo'burg-bound flight... to Jo-burg?
Posted by: Clean Hands | January 25, 2007 at 11:26 AM
None other CH
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 25, 2007 at 11:27 AM
This jerk deserved to spend the rest of the flight with the heaviest person on board knees crushing his throat. Gumball?
Posted by: fivver | January 25, 2007 at 11:27 AM
"[But] the passengers were highly traumatised and had to be debriefed,"
i debriefed myself on an airplane once and got arrested.
(not the first to go there - note Mott's comment above)
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 25, 2007 at 11:30 AM
That is my one major fear of flying. Being chappedsticked to death.
Posted by: Beppie | January 25, 2007 at 11:32 AM
let's sentence him to fly non-stop with the screaming child.
Posted by: wickedwitch | January 25, 2007 at 11:34 AM
He brought the balm for the chapped a$$ he is going to have in jail.
Posted by: Merely Meditrina | January 25, 2007 at 11:35 AM
Now I see why they took away my anti-frizz conditioner on Monday! Chicago airport security will be having some good-hair days for awhile.
Posted by: Kirsten | January 25, 2007 at 11:37 AM
*snork* @ Med!
"Take me to Johannesburg or I'll open your bronchial passages!!"
(Which actually sounds like something Jack Bauer would say)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | January 25, 2007 at 11:39 AM
Wondered why it was called O'Hare Kirsten
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 25, 2007 at 11:39 AM
and of course inhalers and lip balm (not bomb) both fit nicely in a one quart, zip lock (not loch)bag.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 25, 2007 at 11:40 AM
*snorks @ med & mot*
Posted by: fivver | January 25, 2007 at 11:40 AM
Once I hid under a bed and jumped out and scared my kid. He was traumatized and had to be debriefed, too.
Posted by: casey | January 25, 2007 at 11:45 AM
That's the main reason I wear boxers instead of briefs. Constant debriefing left me dazed and confused, not to mention the discomfort in winter.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 25, 2007 at 11:48 AM
*wondering if "Lip Bomb" WBAGNFA new line of lipstick*
As in: "Use this lipstick and you will be The Bomb."
*oh well, just a passing thought*
YAY Elon Weintraub!!!
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 25, 2007 at 11:50 AM
He is due to be charged with attempting to hijack the aircraft and unlawful interference with a plane and its crew on Thursday.
What a fool! Everyone knows you don't hijack aircraft or unlawfully interfere with a plane and its crew on a Thursday.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2007 at 11:50 AM
*butts in*
May I suggest some lip balm for that, Mot?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2007 at 11:51 AM
So, you have to be deboxered now, Mot?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2007 at 11:52 AM
Better than being deflowered.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 25, 2007 at 11:55 AM
Or de thonged
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 25, 2007 at 11:58 AM
That was a deranged thought.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2007 at 11:58 AM
Mot - but if you wore a kilt....
Posted by: mm | January 25, 2007 at 11:58 AM
What? He'd be deplaned?
Posted by: Clean Hands | January 25, 2007 at 12:00 PM
Somebody's been kilt?!
*cleans glasses*
Never mind.
Posted by: fivver | January 25, 2007 at 12:01 PM
He was certainly detoured.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2007 at 12:01 PM
I got out of the habit (no pun intended) of wearing a kilt when I lived in Cape Town, there's a prevailing Southeaster wind that regularly gets up to gale strength in summer.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 25, 2007 at 12:03 PM
if he was kilt, he was dearly departed
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2007 at 12:05 PM
*groooooaaaaan* @ everybody
This time I really am going to bed. Promise.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 25, 2007 at 12:07 PM
*debates with self about making an
illegal aliensundocumented workers being clearly deported comment vs opening that can of worms on the blog. Naah*Posted by: fivver | January 25, 2007 at 12:08 PM
Sleep-deprived, Tammy?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2007 at 12:10 PM
Nite nite, Tammy!!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2007 at 12:10 PM
fivver - Do not release the worms....we still haven't cleaned up all the fleas from the other thread.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | January 25, 2007 at 12:10 PM
fivver, best not, or we'll all have to be dewormed.
ok ok! ...I'll shut up and get back to taxes.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2007 at 12:11 PM
Good point, Mot. (NSFW)
Posted by: Clean Hands | January 25, 2007 at 12:12 PM
*PERK*
nice arse!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2007 at 12:15 PM
Siouxie - what part of Taxes are you from? Houston, Dallas?
Posted by: fivver | January 25, 2007 at 12:16 PM
"Hell hath no fury......" Just heard on the news that a Belgian woman sabotaged the parachute of a rival for her boyfriend's affection. They all belonged to the same sky-diving club. That's one mean biyitch.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 25, 2007 at 12:19 PM
That story is here, Mot.
Wow.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2007 at 12:23 PM
fivver- anywhere but Paris, Tx.
*shudders*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2007 at 12:26 PM
"He is due to be charged with attempting to hijack the aircraft and unlawful interference with a plane and its crew on Thursday."
So, there are days when it's not illegal?
Posted by: pogo | January 25, 2007 at 01:05 PM
what flavor was the lip balm???
Posted by: queensbee | January 25, 2007 at 01:35 PM
Is there a story behind Paris, TX, or is that just a comment on the name? Not from there myself, but one of my college friends first time around was.
Posted by: Glix | January 25, 2007 at 05:43 PM
Glix, I had to get back to work and said I'd be going back to taxes (I work in the field). fivver asked what part of TEXAS I was from. I just said anywhere but Paris.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2007 at 06:00 PM
Sorry, kind of hard to actually think when there are about 75 potential students and their parents hovering around the computer lab's door. I feel dumb now...
Posted by: Glix | January 26, 2007 at 12:14 AM