WHAT WOMEN LIKE IN A MAN
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January 03, 2007
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wow...now why cant I meet someone like that?? whatta guy!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 03, 2007 at 12:00 PM
The first little spat is always so cute
Posted by: PeeJay | January 03, 2007 at 12:01 PM
Perhaps he can share a cell with the mannequin-fetishist?
Posted by: Clean Hands | January 03, 2007 at 12:01 PM
Well think of it this way: At least she'll never remember almost marrying such a jerk.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | January 03, 2007 at 12:03 PM
"Mommy, tell us how Daddy proposed."
"Let me tell ya something. He really swept me off my feet."
Posted by: Christobol | January 03, 2007 at 12:04 PM
1) That's why they call it the 'Club'.
2) Then he dragged her back to his cave by the hair.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 03, 2007 at 12:07 PM
Upon regaining consiousness, the clueless bride-to-be informed EMTs that a date had been set for June.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 03, 2007 at 12:08 PM
Chris, I was thinking that too...how Troglodytish of him.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 03, 2007 at 12:09 PM
Her sister, Noxema, will be her maid of honor.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 03, 2007 at 12:10 PM
No phone number could be found for him, eh? Too bad....was hoping he had a brother.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | January 03, 2007 at 12:11 PM
hopes he gets lots of good lovin' in the jailhouse.
Posted by: crossgirl | January 03, 2007 at 12:20 PM
The great part of this story is the fact that the woman had been partying (read: drinking) with her sweetie/hubbie-to-be all night, got in the car with him anyway and THEN wanted to complain he was driving recklessly.
She needs to be hit again.
Posted by: blurk | January 03, 2007 at 12:23 PM
*glares at blurk*
say WHAT?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 03, 2007 at 12:25 PM
Why beat the cow when you can spill the milk for free?
Posted by: Otis Wildflower | January 03, 2007 at 12:27 PM
"you MADE me do it baby, you know I love ya"
Posted by: Jazzzz | January 03, 2007 at 12:28 PM
*knows blurk did not say that and MEAN it*
*checks hot oil supply*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 03, 2007 at 12:29 PM
Aww, blurk, your hair was just starting to grow back, too. *sigh* At least you won't be all itchy and stuff.
I disagree about the hitting her part, but clearly, these are both the sort of folks we drive in fear of in at night.
Posted by: Clean Hands | January 03, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Siouxie - blurk's (well-founded) point is not one of boy vs. girl. It's that you can not get into a car with a driver whom you know to be fully crocked, and complain about the driving. She should be greatful she only got Clubbed™, and not DUI Dead.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 03, 2007 at 12:33 PM
Blurk, don't forget that she had also initially taken the club and broken on the winders on his car.
Just sayin'.
Do I smell hot oil?
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn | January 03, 2007 at 12:34 PM
I propose to a lot of women when I'm drunk. So far, none of them have held me to it....
Not sure if that's a good sign or not.
Posted by: Clark Kent | January 03, 2007 at 12:35 PM
And they say romance is dead...
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 03, 2007 at 12:35 PM
all kidding aside. no reason to hit her. (unless its Paris or Twatney). THOSE two I would byotchslap for no reason.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 03, 2007 at 12:39 PM
I'm surprised they arrested him. Wasn't being engaged punishment enough?
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | January 03, 2007 at 12:41 PM
They just did all that for the great make-up sex.
Posted by: casey | January 03, 2007 at 12:45 PM
Said it and meant every word.
DPC is right, it's not an issue of boy vs. girl. It's an issue of bein' dumb enough go get in the car with him in the first place.
Siouxie, save one of those byotchslaps for this brainiac.
Posted by: blurk | January 03, 2007 at 12:48 PM
DOH!!
Posted by: Homer Simpson | January 03, 2007 at 12:50 PM
"And for the first dance, the bride and groom have requested, "I Used To Love Her (But I Had To Kill Her), by Guns'n Roses..."
Posted by: jt | January 03, 2007 at 12:57 PM
Sequel to "War of the Roses": "Mujerm Warfare."
Posted by: Ford79 | January 03, 2007 at 01:06 PM
It sounds like this couple had already been married for a while.
Posted by: Lairbo | January 03, 2007 at 02:12 PM
so is the wedding still on?
Posted by: OkieDokie | January 03, 2007 at 03:47 PM
*snork* @ Ford!
Posted by: CJrun | January 03, 2007 at 04:18 PM
"Mommy, tell us how Daddy proposed."
"Let me tell ya something. He really swept me off my feet."
Cbol, you are slipping. What you meant:
He really knocked me out.
Posted by: Meditrina | January 03, 2007 at 11:14 PM
Sounds like they were both pretty violent. At least she restricted her violence to the car (although that was still way over the top of what could be considered even vaguely OK). He could have killed her by hitting her with that thing. Awful.
Posted by: Kristina L. | January 03, 2007 at 11:46 PM