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January 26, 2007

UPDATE ON MOZART THE ERECT IGUANA

It looks bad.

(Thanks to everyone)

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Hurts just thinking about it...His own fault for not following the instructions on the bottle!

Hey, how come we didn't get a picture of his "red, swollen erection"?

Does this mean that Mozart will be singing soprano?

Even if I had 2 I would still consider amputation as the absolute last resort.

Mozart: I told you Missy Lizard, iguana have a good time.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."


Dr. Lambrecht -- Iguana Psychologist

Mozart old buddy, keep a stiff upper, uh nevermind.

Are they going to call the "Romanian Surgeon from Hell" as posted in this blog January 19th to do the amputation? Seems like they should ....

"He doesn't know what amputation means..."

Errr...I suspect that he is about to find out what it means..

He's a lizard, so, it'll grow back, right?

It's all in his head.

Got that right.

Yikes.

Reminds me of the time my companion reptile (a turtle) flashed me. ISIANMTU... I'd gotten her as a little squirt. One day, after I'd had her about 5 years or so, over her shoulder she looked me in the eye and proceeded to "let it all hang out." Several times. That was when I realized that she was really he... I could almost hear him saying, "If you call me Frederika* one more time, I'm going to scream!" He fooled the vet, too. When they're juveniles, only another turtle can tell for sure...

*name changed to protect the innocent

Not to worry, Mozart can still make beautiful music.

ec - he'd be singing in falsetto...

*snork*@ ec and Lairbo!

Key Quote: "The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises."

I dunno Jersey Girl, I think the turtle was probably trying to say, "Hey baybee, how ru? U wanna hook up t'nite, lol?" I would have gotten rid of that turtle.

Blog geezers of the male persuasion -- all I can say is don't OD on the viagra. First lizards, then - who knows?

Mozart to doc - I donguana!

Oh that's what they mean by 'reptile brain!'

I got flashed once by Keiko the whale (when he was in Newport). He seemed *very* happy to see all of the people who had come to see him.

Iguana help the poor lizard, but how do you gila monster?

*tosses out his botle of Cialis™*

Have I mentioned, "Pictures. Where are the damn pictures?"

Wow, Kristina...

Flashed (and splashed?) by a whale. Another apparent case of mistaken identity. Keiko is a woman's name in Japanese. ;-)

Walter, eat your heart out...

The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.
A lizard has no care that carries a spare....

Don't they have two penises because they need two penises, or is one just a spare?

Do lady iguanas have two vaginas?

There are so many questions in science.

That does it.

I'm demanding to be reincarnated as a female iguana...

So, when those Cialis ads caution you to see a doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours, is this the treatment? They don't mention that in the disclaimers.

today is my birthday :)

not more to say :P

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