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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
FIRST!
Posted by: Kevin In JAX | January 03, 2007 at 04:22 PM
That's so going to ruin the paint. Oh, and don't forget to pick up milk at the store.
Posted by: Beppie | January 03, 2007 at 04:23 PM
Some of those people are kinda cute.
The Jag, not so much.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 03, 2007 at 04:25 PM
I hope that the Post-It™ glue isn't as harsh on a paint job as it is on a CD. I once pulled the silvery goodness off of a CD with a Post-It™.
Posted by: ScottMGS | January 03, 2007 at 04:30 PM
Fun with Language
Find 97,000 things wrong with this "sentence":
"Talk about polluting, when he drove home it must of went everywhere."
Posted by: judi | January 03, 2007 at 04:30 PM
The American work force are a bunch of albino porcupine fondling uvula wankers!
Thanks Dave.
Posted by: Christobol | January 03, 2007 at 04:30 PM
"went" is definitely southern. I know, ya'll
Posted by: Jazzzz | January 03, 2007 at 04:41 PM
judi: It uses a post-plu-perfect gerunded participial dangler with the passive helping "verb" of.
Right?
Posted by: Christobol | January 03, 2007 at 04:49 PM
Judi: All that was missing from that "sentence" was the typical Southern ending of "Boy howdy"
Posted by: JaniceG | January 03, 2007 at 04:52 PM
so whats wrong with that sentence?
I must of went crazy looking for a erroneousity.
*head explodes*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 03, 2007 at 05:06 PM
Retire in 2007. Buy shares in 3M then start a contest for the best post-it covered stretch hummer.
Posted by: Ross | January 03, 2007 at 05:25 PM
Those folks must have an understanding budget manager. They've just spent their Staples allotment through 2015.
Posted by: Guin | January 03, 2007 at 07:06 PM
*snork* Siouxie!!
Posted by: Jazzzz | January 03, 2007 at 07:10 PM
its more colorful than shrinkwrap, but would take much more time!
Posted by: tarzina | January 03, 2007 at 07:49 PM
Cartoon Jag!
I love this. It's exactly the kind of
hijinx,high jinx,high-jinxtrouble I can get into.Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 03, 2007 at 08:49 PM
i come from china. this is my blog.
Posted by: wang | January 06, 2007 at 11:45 PM