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I have missed Dave's columns.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 08:04 AM
So I get to be the First to s say "yay"? Woohoo!
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 08:04 AM
Self simul-hattrick?
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 08:05 AM
wow, we should have superbowls more often so we can get more columns.
Posted by: crossgirl | January 31, 2007 at 08:08 AM
I loved the femur line. I must find a way to use that one myself. My non-Barry-addicted husband actually laughed when I read it to him. (He was given an Urlacher jersey last year for the holidays, if that tells you anything about his loyalties.)
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 08:11 AM
Do you ladies think Peyton Manning's sexy?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 31, 2007 at 08:14 AM
This was a different Mexican TV reporter, a woman wearing high heels and a very short skirt and a top that proclaimed, in no uncertain terms, the message ''Here are my bosoms!''
===========================
That's what's wrong with American TV reporters.
Posted by: Stevie W | January 31, 2007 at 08:15 AM
I think Peyton's head is WAY too small for his body, Mot.
But other than that, he's a little cute.
Posted by: sthnbelle | January 31, 2007 at 08:15 AM
You're such a pushover sthnbelle:)
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 31, 2007 at 08:17 AM
So, Dave, did YOU interview anyone (or did you leave that to the sportswriterette?)
Posted by: Stevie W | January 31, 2007 at 08:18 AM
GREAT column, Dave!
YES, Mot, YES!
Stevie, so Katie Couric should have some enhancements???
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 08:19 AM
Siouxie...why not
Posted by: Chaz | January 31, 2007 at 08:20 AM
if you guys can listen online (or anybody in miami wants to) turn to jimdefede.com or 940 AM on your radio dial. hurry :)
Posted by: judi | January 31, 2007 at 08:20 AM
listening now, judi!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 08:23 AM
Chaz, maybe it'll help the ratings, huh?
I'm Katie Couric and these are DOUBLE Ds AMERICA!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 08:24 AM
the femur line caught my eye because i read it as lemur. which would also be a good line.
Posted by: crossgirl | January 31, 2007 at 08:24 AM
What a depressing series of commercials.
Posted by: Stevie W | January 31, 2007 at 08:24 AM
mot, i'd have to see him in a kilt.
Posted by: crossgirl | January 31, 2007 at 08:25 AM
OK what are we listening to?
Posted by: mm | January 31, 2007 at 08:26 AM
Jom Fede sounds more like Patti and Selma than Larry King.
Posted by: Stevie W | January 31, 2007 at 08:26 AM
LOL Stevie
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 08:27 AM
Why are we listening to this guy?
Posted by: Jeannie | January 31, 2007 at 08:27 AM
or what did we miss?
Posted by: mm | January 31, 2007 at 08:27 AM
Sxi, I misread your message about Ms. Couric. I thought you wrote it would double d ratings.
Posted by: Stevie W | January 31, 2007 at 08:28 AM
Seriously? What are we listening for?
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 08:28 AM
I'm assuming Dave will be ON shortly?? judi?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 08:29 AM
ahhhhhhhh
Posted by: mm | January 31, 2007 at 08:29 AM
after this break :)
Posted by: judi | January 31, 2007 at 08:29 AM
YEP!
*wonders that too*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 08:29 AM
I'll be listening in my underwear. (For those of you reading later in the day, this will make no sense at all).
Posted by: Stevie W | January 31, 2007 at 08:29 AM
YESYESYESYESYES!
*does cartwheels*
*hurts back*
mm, could you text me some good stuff?
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 08:31 AM
I didn't even know I could make my computer do this..
*listening to the radio*
Posted by: mm | January 31, 2007 at 08:32 AM
hurry up! I need to jump in the shower!!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 08:33 AM
here's a half-n-half hot cocoa w/frangelico, whipped cream, dark chocolate shavings, and biscotti. Is that good?
Posted by: mm | January 31, 2007 at 08:34 AM
I've missed your Columns too - thanks!
I understand the players pain - living in a third world country where you have to explain why the players are allowed to touch the ball with their hands it can be frustrating the basics of the game.
Maybe a peace delegation can be sent to a certain senator to explain the game? Do it for peace Dave! Do it for the development of Colorado.
Posted by: From another world | January 31, 2007 at 08:35 AM
That'll do. I may have to follow up with a hot bath, after checking for/kicking out Hammie and his telephoto lens...
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 08:35 AM
awwww Dave's got a cold...
judi needs to get him some soup.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 08:36 AM
*snork*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 08:38 AM
We should give Dave some of the augmented cocoa. That has to be good for a cold.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 08:38 AM
The blasted site would not let me do the streaming. What were we listening to?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 31, 2007 at 08:39 AM
Castro looks like he's "dead but still taking medicine." Ha ha ha ha.
Posted by: Stevie W | January 31, 2007 at 08:39 AM
thanks judi, for clue-ing us in to this broadcast!!
Yay, Dave!!
Posted by: mm | January 31, 2007 at 08:40 AM
Mot, it's talk radio, Dave's on the air. *yay*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 08:40 AM
ISINMTU the bot made me type c8fuvk
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 31, 2007 at 08:41 AM
yes, thanks judi!
I don't mind being late to work now ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 08:41 AM
I thought you could only get those break-away pants at stripper supply stores.
Posted by: Stevie W | January 31, 2007 at 08:41 AM
My heart goes out to those poor, shivering Hooter's waitresses. No, wait, that's not my heart.
Posted by: lairbo | January 31, 2007 at 08:42 AM
Mot - interview w/Dave ow discussing leisure/track suits, breakaway clothing, bimbos at media day...
Posted by: mm | January 31, 2007 at 08:42 AM
LMAO bimbo!
and YAY for Michelle!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 08:42 AM
ps...did anyone SEE that mexican woman reporter that Dave talks about....
Ey chiuaua...(spelling) she was hot
Posted by: Chaz | January 31, 2007 at 08:42 AM
LOL now he's talking about Tancredo! (Mot)
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 08:43 AM
I've never had problems with audio streaming ever, why now?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 31, 2007 at 08:43 AM
...making fun of Tancredo, rep T. giving out tickets,
Posted by: mm | January 31, 2007 at 08:44 AM
Put up, chaz.
Posted by: Stevie W | January 31, 2007 at 08:45 AM
Hey, Jim - he wrote a book too.
Posted by: Stevie W | January 31, 2007 at 08:46 AM
ouch! zinger!!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 08:46 AM
Mot - they will likely archive it for access at the website later today (or tonight, in your case).
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2007 at 08:46 AM
ISIANMTU - shopping in the Reebok store with my Jewban, we saw the breakaway pants. They were even on sale. We snorked heartily at the inherent humor possiblities. As well as the convenience...
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 08:47 AM
we agree about those am drinks
Posted by: mm | January 31, 2007 at 08:50 AM
Blogging the bowl? Awesome! I'll be at work, so I can use the blog to catch up.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 08:52 AM
very cool! now I can get to work ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 08:52 AM
oh, yeah, go Dave!!
Posted by: mm | January 31, 2007 at 08:52 AM
Ty, judi. That was fun. I haven't been part of a "happening" since the sixties.
Posted by: Stevie W | January 31, 2007 at 08:52 AM
Meanie, I'm listening to some of yesterday's show as we speak.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 31, 2007 at 08:54 AM
Yeah, thanks! Judi, you are awesome. Have an augmented cocoa.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 08:54 AM
Me, Mot, Stevie, mm, Siouxie! Nice simul, that.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 09:01 AM
Doing it in groups was always more fun NT
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 31, 2007 at 09:04 AM
*gives Mot another augmented latte in lieu of a cigarette*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 09:08 AM
Slow down on the augmented lattes, I've got to drive home in half an hour.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 31, 2007 at 09:11 AM
Slow down on the augmented lattes, I've got to drive home in half an hour.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 31, 2007 at 09:12 AM
The bot seems to be stalking you, maybe it could be designated driver...
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 09:16 AM
I can just see the Blog, a Tancredo-eating grin on his face, wondering how he can get crap-cam pics of the Everett tackle, and stll take up a collection to help the poor Hootettes....
Posted by: russellmc | January 31, 2007 at 09:25 AM
*surfaces in tub and wipes off telephoto lens*
Thanks, Nurse Tammy!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 31, 2007 at 09:34 AM
*wonders who Hammie was spying on*
I haven't taken my bath yet. Been too busy blogging and making waffles.
*makes note to check in tub when it's time for bath*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 09:40 AM
Mornin' again!
*signing in from work now*
Any coffee left???
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 09:40 AM
*passes Siouxie augmented coffee - it's tax season, self-medicate*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 09:43 AM
Yessssssssssssssss! thanks Tammy!
*good thing I shut down my computer when showering*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 09:49 AM
So, who do you think Hammie was spying on?
BTW, I really am making waffles. *drool*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 09:52 AM
I’m singing in the bathtub
Happy once again
Watching all my troubles
Go swimming down the drain
Singing through the soap suds
Life is full of hope, soap
You can sing with feeling
While feeling for the soap
Oh! A ring around the bathtub
It isn’t so nice to see
But a ring around the bathtub
Is a rainbow to me
Reaching for a towel
Ready for a rub
Everybody’s happy
While singing in the tub
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 31, 2007 at 09:52 AM
Dave, some of us ladies appreciate your comment on the fashions observed at Media Day. (That was for our benefit, right? Uh, huh!)
But next time, it's OK to drop in a few designer names as well. just sayin' =)
PS-funny column!
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 31, 2007 at 09:52 AM
Hammie?? got yer rubber ducky too?? ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 09:53 AM
Mornin', Siouxie! Come on in, the water's fine!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 31, 2007 at 10:01 AM
You did. not mention me. You are a coward.
Posted by: Darren | January 31, 2007 at 10:08 AM
Lisa Dave mentioned fashion? I guess I must just tune unimportant garbage like fashion out.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | January 31, 2007 at 10:09 AM
Hmm...tempting offer, Hammie...
Perhaps when you get a hot tub...too cold here.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 10:10 AM
Edgar, yes I believe he mentioned hemlines and plunging necklines.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 31, 2007 at 10:10 AM
It's only 18 degrees here in MD, this morning. Brisk, it is.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 31, 2007 at 10:11 AM
NIPPY!!! brrrrrrrrrrrrr ok..INDOOR hot tub!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 10:17 AM
Cute song Ham!
Posted by: bookbabie | January 31, 2007 at 11:48 AM
I want to be the 2038th bloglit to say "Bring back the weekly Dave columns! There's no cure for Dave withdrawal. But curious minds want to know: who -is- this Mexican TV reporter Dave is talking about, the one with the short skirt and high heels, who was showing all the bazoomage? Purely an academic interest, mind you... :-P
Posted by: JDH | January 31, 2007 at 12:06 PM
But what no one has asked...would Self-Proclaiming Bosoms BAGNFARB?
Posted by: Susan | January 31, 2007 at 12:51 PM
*zips in*
*pouts*
I hate living on the Left Coast. I miss all the good stuff.
I need chocolate.
Posted by: Cookie | January 31, 2007 at 12:58 PM
**zips* Cookie some augmented cocoa*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 01:00 PM
Ok, that's settles it. I'm petitioning Goodell to have the NFL play the Super Bowl in Miami every year. Who's with me?
*crickets chirping*
Ok, I gotta stop getting to the party late like this...
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | January 31, 2007 at 09:11 PM
Another Dave Barry column! This is great! I'm getting spoiled with all the new stuff. I love it.
Posted by: Kristina L. | January 31, 2007 at 10:43 PM
It's terrific, Kristina, isn't it? :)
We'll probably go into withdrawal next week.
Posted by: Cookie | January 31, 2007 at 11:23 PM