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January 15, 2007

JACK BAUER DOLL MANLY MASCULINE ACTION-FIGURE UPDATE

They're going to have to sell it with accessories, starting with a perimeter.

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Talk about hot under the collar!

Jack is on fire!

Ooooh...just goes to show you that you can't substitute for the real thing!

Someone called Audrey a beyotch, and Jack just blew up!

forget snakes on a plane, THE must see movie of the summer is...goats, on a boat!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QrSVHRIVPQ8

this has nothing to do with the actual subject at hand but i didnt have any other way of getting this to you, and i thought you'd enjoy it.

Hopefully, they still have the schematics.

Only took that guy a year to make the prototype.

Jack's Mom made the real deal in 9 months. Ha! Women are superior.

Hmmm, then he burnt himself in effigy? lol.

Jack-doll needs a force field. And a designated driver.

Kiefer's having an identity crisis....

...And to make matters worse, the release of a "Kim" action figure was likewise delayed because the designer's cat got hold of the prototype. And the prototype "Edgar" was missing for several months, until it was discovered in the fridge, next to a suspiciously half-empty container of Jell-O chocolate pudding.

Sadly, the "Audrey" action figure remained unmolested...

If we see Jack light anyone on fire this year, we'll know where that idea came from.

Slate.com has posted their review/preview for 24.

Four hours, two nights, one-dimensional

That's hot!!

Good to know Keifer has some innocent fun after a few drinks! It's not like he's taking off his pants in public.

Just *snork*

I am waiting for the fellow from Ally McBeal to go into a bathroom for a meeting with Karen, the National Security Advisor.

It would be great to see Kumar drive past a White Castle--although I do not think they have these treasures in LA.

I also wondered about the conductor/ticket taker on a subway train. So I went to http://www.mta.net/riding_metro/riders_guide/paying_fare-03.htm#TopOfPage and found that they do have people verifying tickets. Seems like having gates and turnstiles would be far more efficient.

Well, it is an "action" figure. He was just putting it through its paces. *eyeroll*

Maybe he should have kidnapped it and sent it around the world--like sometimes happens to lawn ornaments--and taken pictures of it being tortured at each of the seven wonders of the world.

Missed a good promo opportunity there.;-)

And btw, I think "taking off their pants" runs in that family, 'cause I believe I saw his dad do that once in a movie.

I'm not buying the doll unless it comes with a Christmas tree to tackle.

But does it come with a man purse, cell phone, and PDA? Does is talk whne you press a button ("There's no time!")?

chloe - hot for Jack! "I never thought I'd hear your voice again!" pant pant

And how about that lack of safety glass in the subway door in the last episode?

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