IT'S NOT TOO LATE...

...to retaliate reciprocate for that holiday gift fruitcake.

(Thanks to RussellMc)

Comments

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

OMG!

[Otis Wildflower]

FATALITY!

ELMER WINS!

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

~$10 / lb??!? I can get bunny at the local farmers' market for about half of that. Plus no S&H.

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

Do you send this via Ferral Express?

[Otis Wildflower]

You can probably find it cheaper than that... Depends on how far you're willing to drive though :p

[«LabSpecimen»]

Ok... I'll say it. Someone has to, right?

Tastes like chicken.

[Siouxie]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

cant. eat. rabbit.

[(Not) Dave]

Yes kids it is wabbit season. You guys (and gals) are off a bit today. Blog it up!!

Note from Dave to whoever you are: Please don't comment under my name.

[baligurl]

I think it's time rabbits get a little more respect. And soy sauce.

[casey]

Fluffy, is that you?

[Schadeboy]

Labspecimen - actually, you're right. It tastes remarkably like chicken. Has a similar texture and consistency, too. I've eaten it once before. Not much meat on there, though. And I probably won't ever eat it again unless I have to. And by "have to" I mean "lost or stranded in a mountainous region and I haven't eaten for days and I'm starving".

[Siouxie]

*thought it was duck season*

[Foghorn Leghorn]

I told that dang rabbit to watch out. 'Spose that pesky Fudd will be lookin' for me next.

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

Dave-I thought "Ferral Express" was ok. I mean, I misspelled it and I don't know if "feral" applies to rabbits, but ya know, I was working it out.

PS-Nice to have ya down in the comments section.

And btw: I've noticed a blissful absence of the
b-o-t today. Excellent.

[Punkin Poo]

"Be veeeeeewy qwiet.....while I VOMIT!"

Yuk, Dave!

Give us something more than a carcass to blog it up about!!

(Remember the good old days when a carcass was enough? Good times)

[Clean Hands]

Ouch. Criticism from His Daveness himself.

Do we now have a quota for responses? Dave, can we help it if some of us are suffering the depredations of our evil IT overlords helpful technical staff, or the vile effects of rapidly-multiplying cold viri in our sinuses?

Never mind the drag effect of the ever-more-obnoxious bot. (Spammers suck rotting eggs for breakfast, yes, but we're not all spammers.)

I can see Dave in his office now: "Dance, my little monkeys! Dance!"

[lance]

the latest in a Holiday Icon Corporate Takeover....Santa kills the easter bunny...next on his naughty list, Punxatawny Phil

[«LabSpecimen»]

Slim Schadeboy, my grand-kids have two rabbits. Every time I go over to visit, I torment the girls by sharing some of my favorite rabbit recipes.

I drool a lot, too. But that may just be my age.

[Siouxie]

NO shiet, CH. Here I am with my \\\'s showing all the time cuz I can\'t get on a regular server. BUT IM TRYING!! dangit!

[blurk]

The scary part:

Customers who bought that item also bought a swiss army knife (understandable), a cordless drill, a Barbie doll and a mountain bike.
Just sayin'.

[Hammond Rye]

Yay Siouxie's \\\\s!

[blurk]

Siouxie's, nekkid \\\\\s are hangin' out again.

[Nurse Tammy]

*imagines Cadbury Bunny (TM thingie)clucking away* MMMMM - tastes like chicken. *snorks quietly at self*

[not Dave]

Sorry Dave.

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

*snork*

[crossgirl]

so dave, you didn't like my fruitcake?

[Siouxie]

*sigh*

damn \\s

oh and dont forget the wowwee reptile thingie too, blurk.

very strange these rabbit carcass buyers.

[blurk]

At first I thought it said "weewee" reptile thingie which would have been funny on a whole other level.

[Zoodle]

I must be the only person in the entire northern hemisphere that likes fruitcake.

Yes. There I said it. I like fruitcake.

*hangs head in shame*

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

I eat fruitcake. I like fruitcake.
But ONLY if either my wife or I make it.
That store-bought pseudo-food should be loaded in the Air Force's magnacannon and used as ammo during Twitney Season.

[Nurse Tammy]

Ooooh! Twitney Season! Do I need a license?

[insomniac]

i thought there'd be more fifty-year old hotdogs...

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

No license required, but the only approved weapons for right now are magnet-driven.

Louisville Slugger™ season isn't until May.

[Siouxie]

No fruitcake for me. thankyouverymucho.

[baligurl]

Whenever I'm threatened...er...served fruitcake, I do just what I do when I meet new groups of people, pick the nuts out and save'em for later!

[Beppie]

Oh,$H!T ! That was on Amazon! Now every time I log on that's gonna be on my "recently viewed items". Thanks for the gift that keeps on giving!

[Clean Hands]

Yeah, I'm really looking forward to what Amazon's computers make of my viewing that item, particularly in conjuction with what else they know about my habits and preferences.

*unsettled at the thought that Amazon probably knows me better than most of my friends do*

[Beppie]

Yeah, exactly, *We suggest a nice Chianti with your rabbit carcass* *Also, may we suggest a book by Dave Barry*

[sthnbelle]

Phew! I had to go check - although there is a dead rabbit on the front page under "Recently Viewed Items", there was NO meat in about 10 pages of recommendations!

[CJrun]

Blurk: yeah, I noticed. And the Roboreptile was a bit strange, as well.

Meanwhile, if this works, enjoy some hilarious fruitcake lady video!

[Nurse Tammy]

*places order for Louisville Slugger™*

*Talks to radiology dept about rigging settings on MRI to stun and/or kill*

[jcl]

Heh... Reminds me of James Lilek's Gallery of Regrettable Food:

The other, other white meat

[Kev]

"cant. eat. rabbit."

Yeah, neither can I. I've had two rabbits as pets, so I could no more eat that than I could dog or cat. And yeah, lots of friends would make "hassenpfeffer" jokes when they were over at my place during the bunny era.

Did you see the consumer review? "Don't use free Super Saver Shipping, because the rabbit isn't too fresh when it gets there three weeks later." LOL!

[Kristina L.]

Yuck! I've heard that rabbits scream when they're being killed. Poor little things!

[David]

When a cordial act of reciprocation just won't do:

deathofafruitcake.com