IT WILL SHOOT YOUR OTHER ACTION FIGURES IN THEIR THIGHS
(Thanks to Doug Ensign)
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January 12, 2007
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Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | January 12, 2007 at 01:27 PM
Jack Bauer is our Batman. At some point, fans will tell us if they want Robin and Joker, or just more Batman (Jack) in different poses."
Can I order the "Pants down your knees" Jack Bauer action figure?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 12, 2007 at 01:28 PM
Is that the Jack Sak in the bottom left corner?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 12, 2007 at 01:30 PM
Todd McFarlane, CEO of McFarlane Toys, spent two hours scanning every facial expression of the actor...
Two whole hours? What a plethora of expressions!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 12, 2007 at 01:31 PM
I have a low-end adult action figure....it won't stay inflated.
(I may be a bit too rough on it)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | January 12, 2007 at 01:33 PM
What does Senator Frist have to do with this? Has Jack shot him in the thigh?
And, am I alone in being very afraid of the concept of Kiefer Sutherland as an "adult action figure?" Isn't that like a blow-up-doll?
Posted by: Clean Hands | January 12, 2007 at 01:34 PM
Jack has more than one expression? (I mean, his angry, quizzical, concerned faces all look like he's constipated)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | January 12, 2007 at 01:35 PM
^5 punkin... robbed of a psychic simul by the bot.
Posted by: Clean Hands | January 12, 2007 at 01:35 PM
Yay, punkin! I was thinking the same thing.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 12, 2007 at 01:36 PM
Constipated Adult Action Figure WBAGNFARG...
Posted by: Clean Hands | January 12, 2007 at 01:37 PM
If they ever make a Toys 3, they should have the Jack doll on there and let Keifer do the voice....
Of course, it would probably be rated R for violence and gore.
Posted by: Clark Kent | January 12, 2007 at 01:39 PM
I want an Edgar!!
With computer workstation and slump rail playsets!!
Posted by: Otis Wildflower | January 12, 2007 at 01:42 PM
Wow! The RBR action figure playset! Collect them all!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 12, 2007 at 01:47 PM
"Kiefer understands the process of being poked and prodded,"
Really. That was more than I needed to know. Thanks, Mr McFarland!
Posted by: Shaay, Ananda's Mama | January 12, 2007 at 01:48 PM
*snork* @ Shaay
Posted by: Clean Hands | January 12, 2007 at 01:50 PM
I vote for an action figure of Chloe with a working Taser... and then maybe Edgar eating a donut.
Posted by: Witchiecoo | January 12, 2007 at 01:50 PM
adult action figure? how many batteries will it use?
Posted by: crossgirl | January 12, 2007 at 02:06 PM
the "jackhammer"????
cg, we're gonna need more batteries!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 12, 2007 at 02:15 PM
Great. Now we can see what happens when Jack meets GI Joe. Or Barbie. Or American Girl
Posted by: qsman | January 12, 2007 at 02:22 PM
They should combine this with Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop technology so that you can make his Miami Vice beard grow as the day goes on.
Posted by: Christobol | January 12, 2007 at 03:02 PM
or crossgirl!
Posted by: crossgirl | January 12, 2007 at 03:02 PM
This house has umpteen versions of the real Batman -and quite a few of other super- or not - heroes and villains. I don't think there's room for Jack, although knowing the way toys accumulate around here, I'm sure I'll see him somewhere as soon as he hits toystores....
Posted by: Kathybear | January 12, 2007 at 08:38 PM