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Now if they could fix her drooping brain....
Posted by: pogo | January 22, 2007 at 08:46 AM
I guess since there's no surgery to fix her personality, IQ and usefulness to society...
Posted by: fivver | January 22, 2007 at 08:48 AM
1) There are other often-exposed droopy bits that could use some touching up.
2) She should get that stresses-out Romainian doctor to do the surgery.
3) Mountain View officials can use her chopped-up bits in the squirrel traps. Then she'd be a useful member of society.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 22, 2007 at 08:52 AM
I have no great love for squirrels, but I don't know...it would be cruel and unusual punishment to bait the traps with pieces of PH, DPC. Ewwwww.
Posted by: Noob | January 22, 2007 at 08:55 AM
Going off the drugs has also been known to cure "drooping eyelids".
Posted by: slyeyes | January 22, 2007 at 08:57 AM
Yeah, yeah, Paris never had plastic surgery, and Michael Jackson never had plastic surgery.
Posted by: Jessica R. | January 22, 2007 at 08:59 AM
Just imagine, if her surgeon botches this proceedure then she just might replace her "droopers" with "permanently open peepers". She won't be able to blink, so her enterage will have to include an assistant to squirt saline in her eyes every 30 seconds. When she sleeps, her eyes will be wide open.
*imagines Paris sleeping like a fish, snorks*
Posted by: random thunking | January 22, 2007 at 09:30 AM
Sly-Or removing the 10lb fake lashes.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 22, 2007 at 09:33 AM
That reporter went to the University of redundancy University.
Posted by: diverdowndoc | January 22, 2007 at 10:03 AM
Know what would be funny? If they could rig it up so that a string runs under her scalp and out the back of her head, and when she pulls it, she winks.
That would be humorous, you betcha!
Posted by: Billy Big Rig | January 22, 2007 at 10:06 AM
see previous thread.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 22, 2007 at 10:31 AM
BBR, Let's have the surgeon install a string that you can pull that will keep her mouth shut.
Posted by: Jessica R. | January 22, 2007 at 11:19 AM
How does China Daily get this stuff before the National Enquirer?
Posted by: janda | January 22, 2007 at 12:31 PM
Oh sure. Dave warns us about squirel attacks, but not about Paris surgery stories.
Posted by: AlanBoss | January 23, 2007 at 01:43 AM
Contact lenses? I was sure it was all those donuts.
Donuts make my brown eyes blue...
Posted by: Mr Death | January 23, 2007 at 02:58 AM