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First to say Thank goodness!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | January 24, 2007 at 10:53 AM
about friggin' time too!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2007 at 10:54 AM
Although- there's gotta be something about "out of the frying pan and into the fire" about subbing Paris Hilton for Britney.
Posted by: diverdowndoc | January 24, 2007 at 10:55 AM
a ddd sammich ;-)
makes my day!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2007 at 10:56 AM
elegant celebrities shop at/for trashy lingerie?
Posted by: crossgirl | January 24, 2007 at 10:56 AM
She was runner up to Princess Mary of Denmark beating Hollywood stars Cate Blanchette and Kate Winslett.
Sincere apologies to Denmark for having Princess Mary mentioned in the same article as the trailer trash twat.
Can we go back to cutting off peni and farts?
Posted by: fivver | January 24, 2007 at 10:57 AM
Mine too, Siouxie! It has been too long!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | January 24, 2007 at 10:58 AM
The Superbowl committee has standards. yep.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2007 at 10:59 AM
Yep, farts make MUCH more pleasant conversation than Tw@tney.
*hoping she gets underwear than actually COVERS the aforememtioned undercarriage*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 24, 2007 at 11:00 AM
"last week Britney was surprisingly voted the second most elegant celebrity by readers of glossy magazine Hello." I take it none, and I mean none, of the bloggers are closet readers of said glossy magazine.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 24, 2007 at 11:01 AM
then a simul with crossgirl! starting to be a better day ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2007 at 11:01 AM
Throws underwear air filter in her general direction. Not necessarily for farts.
Posted by: From another world | January 24, 2007 at 11:02 AM
"However, last week Britney was surprisingly voted the second most elegant celebrity by readers of glossy magazine Hello." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's just because whenever she gets out of a car, everyone goes: "HELLO!"
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 24, 2007 at 11:02 AM
LBFF - I thought people went: "ACK!!!"
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 24, 2007 at 11:04 AM
Mot, NO!!! and nice bumpin' into ya too ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2007 at 11:05 AM
The newsworthy "bits" in this article is that Twitney has a friend. Who knew? Oh, wait, she was just there because Twitney promised to buy her. Buy her whatever she wants, I mean.
Posted by: Meditrina | January 24, 2007 at 11:05 AM
*hoping she gets underwear than actually COVERS the aforememtioned undercarriage*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | 11:00 AM on January 24, 2007
Nurse Tammy I think for that she'd need a three room tent from a sporting goods store.
Posted by: fivver | January 24, 2007 at 11:05 AM
Perhaps, fivver. But I can hope, can't I?
What does it say about me that I can't decide which is more odious: shopping for car insurance or reading about Tw@tney? Or that I am, in fact doing both simultaneously?
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 24, 2007 at 11:07 AM
Tammy-They say that too!
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 24, 2007 at 11:09 AM
Posted by: Baron vonKlyff | January 24, 2007 at 11:11 AM
I dunno. I never thought underwear could be trashy. The wearers thereof maybe, but the garments themselves? Trashy is a trashy does.
Posted by: po' white Mot the Hoople | January 24, 2007 at 11:13 AM
*Sends a trashy "s" up there*
Posted by: po' white Mot the Hoople | January 24, 2007 at 11:15 AM
Baron, As the great Albert Einstein said "It's all relative". Of course that's what they say at weddings in the deep South as well.
Posted by: po' white Mot the Hoople | January 24, 2007 at 11:18 AM
That store is in West Hollywood and I walked by it a few weeks ago. If what I saw in the window is any indication, her ladybits won't be all that covered up. But they will be surrounded by fur and fringe!
Posted by: Suzy Q | January 24, 2007 at 11:21 AM
Mot, isn't Johannesburg fairly deep South?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 24, 2007 at 11:24 AM
Fur and fringe? like a chinchilla with a hatchet wound?
Posted by: Gadfy | January 24, 2007 at 11:26 AM
BRAIN BLEACH! Bleh!Bleh!Bleh!
Posted by: mm | January 24, 2007 at 11:26 AM
Ham - master of the understatement...
Posted by: mm | January 24, 2007 at 11:27 AM
Suzy Q - Just the type of store I want to take my kids to.
How do Mommy's boobies look in this?
Does this make Mommy's butt look big?
Posted by: Meditrina | January 24, 2007 at 11:27 AM
LOL @ " ... with a hatchet wound ..."
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | January 24, 2007 at 11:28 AM
Way, way South. I'm not excluding SA, and we don't get twisters here to help keep the trailer park numbers down either.
Posted by: po' white Mot the Hoople | January 24, 2007 at 11:29 AM
Fur and fringe?
We're gonna need more wax!
Posted by: Meditrina | January 24, 2007 at 11:30 AM
*massive coffee snork @ gadfly!*
Posted by: fivver | January 24, 2007 at 11:30 AM
Ham - that was said only with the deepest of awe...(thought it might have sounded b!tchy)
Posted by: mm | January 24, 2007 at 11:30 AM
Just visited that store's website. Wowza! Those ladybits are not going to be covered, they'll be offered up for display. *shudder*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 24, 2007 at 11:31 AM
What's wrong with fur 'n fringe? Don't tell me we're losing our kinkyness.
Posted by: po' white Mot the Hoople | January 24, 2007 at 11:31 AM
Ya know, I've been training my replacement here at work today, and haven't been able to post....but after reading about the iguana erection, fart panties and Brits twat coverings, the only thing I have to say is - "Back to work!"
Posted by: Punkin Poo | January 24, 2007 at 11:32 AM
No, Mot, we're not losing our kink. Some of us prefer to keep it to ourselves, not parade it around like a trailer trash Ho.
You said it best, trashy is as trashy does.
BTW - What is Mot the Hoople? Pardon me if my ignorance is hanging out. But my "bits" are covered for your protection.
Posted by: Meditrina | January 24, 2007 at 11:33 AM
C'mon Punkin who you trying to kid, you're an incurable addict to the blog, just like the rest of us.
Posted by: po' white Mot the Hoople | January 24, 2007 at 11:33 AM
fur and fringe
To quote James Bond, "as long as the cuffs and collar match."
Posted by: fivver | January 24, 2007 at 11:34 AM
No problem, mm.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 24, 2007 at 11:36 AM
fivver - The trailer park version is similar; curtains and rug.
Posted by: Meditrina | January 24, 2007 at 11:37 AM
Mott the Hoople were a '70's rock band who played a kind of hard driving R & B. They had a small but discerning following. I dropped the extra "t".
Posted by: po' white Mot the Hoople | January 24, 2007 at 11:37 AM
Med - google "Mott the Hoople" (with the second t), and you'll know.
If you're truly a geezer, your memory should be triggered a bit.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 24, 2007 at 11:38 AM
As if Miss Brit needed any help in the "Trashy" department!
Apparently, "elegant" has a new definition. I wonder just what that Princess from Denmark has done that could possibly be more elegant than Britney Spears?
Posted by: Jessica R. | January 24, 2007 at 11:39 AM
Mot, did they "never get off" or "never get enough" of that revolution stuff?
always wondered
Posted by: Gadfy | January 24, 2007 at 11:40 AM
Curtains? In a trailer? You must be talking about them there high-falootin' double-wide rich folk. Bedsheets are just fine for us workin' folk.
Posted by: R. Neck | January 24, 2007 at 11:42 AM
Gad - I always thought it was "never got off".
Oh, and have an "L".
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 24, 2007 at 11:42 AM
Mot, I agree with Meditrina. My kink is fully intact. It is not for public (pubic? ) display. ;)
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 24, 2007 at 11:43 AM
Meanie and Mot - Nope. Don't know them.
Although I remember the 70's, mostly highlights, I am only an honorary geezer. My geezer mentality is there, and the bod is catching up!
But someone has to drive the bus and serve the adult beverages.
Posted by: Meditrina | January 24, 2007 at 11:45 AM
Are there any occupants of the geek couch? I'd like to do a survey to determine why the bloggers attracted to this blog universally dislike Twatney & Paris and whomsoever they happen to be dating/screwing, Marry Banilow, airheads, politicians and Darwin awardees. Maybe it's something to do with standards, grey matter or merely insanity.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 24, 2007 at 11:46 AM
LOL gadfly!
Although I think it Twatney's case it's more like linoleum & tire tracks.
*bleaches own brain after that thought*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2007 at 11:46 AM
Monster Snork @ the hatchet wound.... especially when Aunt Flow comes for her visit.
*brain bleach has dulled my taste nerves*
Posted by: Baron vonKlyff | January 24, 2007 at 11:46 AM
Well said, NT. Our sisterhood is showing again. Quick, cover it!
Posted by: casey | January 24, 2007 at 11:46 AM
One of my favorite lines:
What's the difference between kinky and perverse?
Kinky is when you use a feather.
Perverse is when you use the whole chicken.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 24, 2007 at 11:47 AM
I like the fun of ripping on them but, like probably every other male here, given the chance, ......well,....just saying
Posted by: Gadfy | January 24, 2007 at 11:47 AM
Baron, I would normally LOVE a psychic simul but in this case...not so much.
ewww eww ewww!!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2007 at 11:49 AM
I think we are just a sarcastic bunch that appreciates the humor associated with ripping on the absurd.
Posted by: casey | January 24, 2007 at 11:49 AM
*snork* @ Ham, yet Again!
Posted by: Meditrina | January 24, 2007 at 11:49 AM
Mot, the answer from the geek couch is "42". Enjoy!
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 24, 2007 at 11:49 AM
*Tries to ring Med's 70's Geezer Bell.*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 24, 2007 at 11:49 AM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww. banish Aunt Flow this minute. My idea of kinky is springbok skin briefs. Turns the SA ladies into a sexual frenzy. :) *opens the creaky trailer door*
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 24, 2007 at 11:50 AM
OMG, ISIANMTU: All the Young Dudes on the radio in my office, RIGHT NOW!
Posted by: casey | January 24, 2007 at 11:50 AM
Yes, Nurse Tammy, but what is the question?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 24, 2007 at 11:50 AM
Sorry Siouxie... If I didn't go there someone else's sick mind would have... or maybe not.
Posted by: Baron vonKlyff | January 24, 2007 at 11:50 AM
ooooooooooooooh baron! bad man, bad man!!! blech,blech,blech.
Posted by: crossgirl | January 24, 2007 at 11:51 AM
Sorry, I ran out of brain bleach, and that stain just leaked out.
Posted by: Baron vonKlyff | January 24, 2007 at 11:52 AM
Aunt Flo and the clots. WBAGNF..nevermind
Posted by: Gadfy | January 24, 2007 at 11:53 AM
Ding, ding, ding, ding. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back
on the geezer busin!I always thought that was a Ray Davies/Kinks song. They have similar sounding voices.
Posted by: Meditrina | January 24, 2007 at 11:54 AM
ya'll are sick sick bunch! which is why I love ya's!!!
still...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and ickkkkkkkky
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2007 at 11:55 AM
No, Gadfy...
...that would be Aunt Flo and the Wounded Beavers.
Posted by: Baron vonKlyff | January 24, 2007 at 11:55 AM
on the kinkiness issue: the problem is that we have all seen the actual area under discussion and so can vividly imagine the results. With our own personal blog-kinkiness the imagination has to work much harder, and we still would never really know....
Posted by: mm | January 24, 2007 at 11:56 AM
And Gadfy - Aunt Flo and the clots WBAGNF a frozen oosik rugby team.
You are a sick puppy. Is that your leg you are chewin' on?
Posted by: Meditrina | January 24, 2007 at 11:56 AM
Excellent reply Nurse Tammy:) If you need to know the question Hammond and eggs, then you just don't get it
Posted by: PeeJay | January 24, 2007 at 11:57 AM
*proudly displays Towel*
*jumps into Brain Bleach pool*
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 24, 2007 at 11:58 AM
My faith is restored. Ticket, please.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 24, 2007 at 12:00 PM
*snork* Baron!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2007 at 12:00 PM
Hammie-
"It is impossible for both the Ultimate Answer and the Ultimate Question to be known about in the same universe; if such a thing should come to pass, the universe would disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexplicable. This may have already happened."
*waves from geek sofa*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 24, 2007 at 12:02 PM
can we move on with topics? - you're giving me cramps...
Posted by: mm | January 24, 2007 at 12:02 PM
Peejay, I have my own towel and my own Guide with Don't Panic written on it. Thankyouverymuch.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 24, 2007 at 12:02 PM
Slightly OT... but I have a towel on my filing cabinet by my desk in my cubicle at....... NASA. Proudly sits on the geek couch.
Oh, and by the way... I wish Tw@tney would generate an SEP ® © field and disappear from the public eye.
Posted by: Baron vonKlyff | January 24, 2007 at 12:03 PM
Meanie - you have a lifetime pass, so you don't have to carry a ticket!
For some reason, my brain doesn't catalog band, album, song names like other people do. However, being auditory and a musician, as soon as I hear the song, I know the lyrics and can sing the tune with perfect pitch. Weird.
So, does this mean I can't be the DJ on the bus?
Posted by: Meditrina | January 24, 2007 at 12:05 PM
Doncha mean pubic eye Baron?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 24, 2007 at 12:05 PM
Snork MOT... yep, that fits the
gaping holebill...Posted by: Baron vonKlyff | January 24, 2007 at 12:07 PM
Meany-I hear the bell!!! That was a nice walk down memory lane.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 24, 2007 at 12:07 PM
Baron, is that the NASA squirrel association?
It is all making sense now. ;-)
Posted by: Meditrina | January 24, 2007 at 12:07 PM
Hey this is Dave Barry's blog, you can be anything you wanna be Med.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 24, 2007 at 12:07 PM
Sorry Hammond Rye. I'm sitting on the geezer couch trying to sort thru my old 78's to play on my turntable and I get kinda cranky when I can't find my Mott the Hoople live version from 62
Posted by: PeeJay | January 24, 2007 at 12:08 PM
Meanie, you were right
And my brother's back at home with his Beatles and his Stones We never got it off on that revolution stuff What a drag too many snags.
Thanx
Posted by: Gadfy | January 24, 2007 at 12:08 PM
*notices geek sofa getting crowded*
*orders extra-long sectional*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 24, 2007 at 12:08 PM
I get the chaise!
Posted by: PeeJay | January 24, 2007 at 12:09 PM
Why Mot, thank you so much.
*grabs tiara*
Today, I am Queen Med, goddess of wine and health.
*Pours a nice SA Sauvignon Blanc for everyone*
Posted by: Meditrina | January 24, 2007 at 12:10 PM
Nope, Med... that's the Space Association, although I have eaten few squirrels in my day.
Come to think of it, I have eaten a few wounded beavers in my time too, but that's beside the point.
Posted by: Baron vonKlyff | January 24, 2007 at 12:10 PM
so now we need a gee
zerk bus?*buys tickets*
Posted by: mm | January 24, 2007 at 12:11 PM
Don't need a ticket, MM... I am the driver!
Posted by: Baron vonKlyff | January 24, 2007 at 12:12 PM
I'm definetly "on the bus"
Posted by: Ken Kesey | January 24, 2007 at 12:14 PM
I'm confused - are the geek sofas on the geek bus?
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 24, 2007 at 12:19 PM
Me too!
Posted by: Bozo | January 24, 2007 at 12:20 PM
I believe the geek sofa is in fact a Chesterfield, and is liable to materialize on the geek bus at any moment, thanks to eddys in the space-time continuum.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 24, 2007 at 12:23 PM
baron's a member of the red wing club?
just for the official blog record, i have not seen the parts that mm is referring to. i am pure. the rest of you however, are hopeless voyuers.
Posted by: crossgirl | January 24, 2007 at 12:24 PM