WHEN ANTLERS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY DEER WILL HAVE ANTLERS
(Thanks to Gary Meier)
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December 15, 2006
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oh deer
Posted by: Steve (The 24 guy) | December 15, 2006 at 03:45 PM
White pulled out a handgun and fired one shot into Ransford's vehicle.
Maybe he was confused by the antlers?
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 15, 2006 at 03:48 PM
that's just so prong...
Posted by: insomniac | December 15, 2006 at 03:50 PM
Maybe the antlers and the crashing cars were just part of the mating ritual to be the leader of the herd.
I've always supported the right to arm bears. Deer, on the other hand, just don't seem to have the heart to take out a living creature.
Posted by: Heinrich the Rat | December 15, 2006 at 03:50 PM
Surely it's illegal to drive with antlers in Fort Pierce Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Posted by: Dr Acula | December 15, 2006 at 03:52 PM
I always carry my trusty deer antlers in my car ...never know when I'll need to whack some old geezer that's driving too slow.
uh..I mean..who why can't people get along on the roads huh??
Posted by: Siouxie | December 15, 2006 at 03:56 PM
But why were the antlers in the car? Is that the latest rage in Florida--rather than fuzzy dice, you should have antlers hanging from your rear-view mirror?
Posted by: MareBear | December 15, 2006 at 03:56 PM
Neither men suffered serious injuries.
So the brain damage was a pre-existing condition then?
Posted by: KOW | December 15, 2006 at 03:56 PM
*takes that who outta there*
what?
where?
Posted by: Siouxie | December 15, 2006 at 03:57 PM
Hey! No one is giving White credit for attacking with antlers *before* he went for his handgun. Is this really so different from just telling Bambi's dad to 'sic' em'?
Of course it is. Bambi's dad made smarter use of his testosterone.
Posted by: marlodianne | December 15, 2006 at 03:59 PM
Never take antlers to a gun fight.
Posted by: Steve | December 15, 2006 at 04:00 PM
Oh yes, I have the grill of my Toyota decorated with antlers & a big red bow...
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 15, 2006 at 04:01 PM
Steve: How about gun mounted antlers?
Posted by: marlodianne | December 15, 2006 at 04:01 PM
acting like an ass
the american pastime
and i say: hee haw
don’t cut me off dude
you don’t know what body parts
i’m packing (oosik)
oosiks to the death
at twenty paces let’s go
masculinity(?)
Posted by: mudstuffin | December 15, 2006 at 04:02 PM
The antlers are in lieu of the holiday wreath that I've seen on the grill of others' vehicles. Sheesh!
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 15, 2006 at 04:03 PM
Officer, I can give you a description of the man. He was 6'4" about 200 pounds and he had a nice rack.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | December 15, 2006 at 04:08 PM
Officer, I can give you a description of the man. He was 6'4" about 200 pounds and he had a nice rack.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | December 15, 2006 at 04:09 PM
I recommend the antler dance defense if this ever gets to court.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 15, 2006 at 04:09 PM
EEEK! Dave, is your bot friendly?
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | December 15, 2006 at 04:09 PM
And presumably, both already have Florida drivers licenses...
Posted by: AFKAT | December 15, 2006 at 04:19 PM
It's interesting to note that the reporter was thorough enough to let us know that one of the involved people had an answering machine and the other did not.
Posted by: ScottMGS | December 15, 2006 at 04:28 PM
LOL @ Cheryl Howard's " ... nice rack ..." ...
Both times ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | December 16, 2006 at 12:38 AM