THIS YEAR, GIVE A VERY SPECIAL HOLIDAY GIFT
...give the gift of whale vomit.
(Thanks to Geoff Butler)
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December 18, 2006
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What, like my annual contribution of my own vomit isn't enought?
Posted by: jamester | December 18, 2006 at 03:36 PM
I guess if you got if from a whale you had given the heimlich maneuver to, maybe. . . Nah, it's still disgusting.
Posted by: Lairbo | December 18, 2006 at 03:38 PM
a timeless statement...
petrified squid beaks...
show her that you really care...
a vomit for the ages....
Posted by: mudstuffin | December 18, 2006 at 03:38 PM
because “we don’t keep a certified whale-vomit expert on staff.”
So where do I go for the training, and how much can I expect to make my first year?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | December 18, 2006 at 03:40 PM
An orcan hairball
Or is it just more faux puke?
Ask an old sailor.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 18, 2006 at 03:41 PM
disgusting crap is disgusting crap, no matter how much it is worth, take Paris Hilton...please!
Posted by: wickedwitch | December 18, 2006 at 03:41 PM
People who work the roller coasters at Six Flags get to be vomit-experts, and some of those people are pretty big. Maybe they'd know.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 18, 2006 at 03:42 PM
Petrified Whale Spew...agnfa punk b?
Posted by: Siouxie | December 18, 2006 at 03:43 PM
I am sorry honey but this is a lot more fun than a Wii or Playstation 3.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | December 18, 2006 at 03:44 PM
Heirloom Whale Barf WBAGNFA Punk B
Posted by: ShadowKatmandu | December 18, 2006 at 04:23 PM
"Class, your challenge to do is to write a G-rated sentence using the words sperm and spew."
Mr. Galcik, 80, concluded that the mysterious gift might be ambergris, the storied substance created in the intestines of a sperm whale and spewed into the ocean.
Posted by: Brad | December 18, 2006 at 04:55 PM
*kicks gravel* "Oh, sure, Geoff Butler gets crdit for sending this in..."
BTW - Big amberigi are worth 100s of thousands of $$$.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | December 18, 2006 at 05:00 PM
*Kicks gravel back at Brainy* ... what, my "Christmas Wish of the Day" wasn't a catchy enough email headline?
Posted by: Guin | December 18, 2006 at 05:06 PM
Guin - I wasn't kicking gravel AT you. Sorry if it hit you, though. Just meant as an "Aw, shucks" visual. Props to you and all.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | December 18, 2006 at 05:49 PM
key quote: "I found it on the beach in Montauk 50 years ago and just kept it around"
boy, i thought I had a cleaning problem!
Posted by: nora | December 18, 2006 at 06:43 PM
if this doesn't make for a great mystery novel by dave or carl hiaasen i don't know what does... shady charachters killing each other for antique whale secretions....
Posted by: traven | December 20, 2006 at 01:51 AM