THIS JUST IN

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[Heinrich the Rat]

I'm sure the ride is a real thrill for the snake, too.

[Val]

I believe I've seen David Blaine do the same thing.

[wickedwitch]

and this is better than the man sueing for a new foreskin how?

[The Dread Pirate Scrooge]

Does this count as DP?

[crossgirl]

shudders at the thought that he has to break the record by using two snakes. that means someone else is doing this! their mom's must be so proud.

[Stevie W]

"Fantastic Voyage 2007"

[Katie in FL]

I am saving this article so that when my children are old enough I can show them how important it is to have a college education.

[wedgepicker]

And the teacher wondered why so few students volunteered to write on the chalk board after this guy had a turn.

[Dave]

"wedgepicker"?

[Suzy Q]

Dave, can you truly be surprised at any of the names that show up on this blog anymore?

[casey]

Big deal, I do this with spaghetti noodles.

[Siouxie]

"When the snake comes out it yells...BOOGER!!!"

[artchick]

What happens if you make him laugh when he's halfway through?

[MOTW]

DAVE: This just in ...

... and back out again

[blurk]

How, exactly, does one learn that one has this particular ability?

Oh, lookee...I've caught a snake!! Hmmm...now, what to do with it....

[Siouxie]

*waiting for mud's poetic genious*

[queensbee]

ewww. yick. bleah. fooey. i guess everybody needs a hobby.

[Clean Hands]

Val, if David Blaine did this, he would use the Oleson twins, not snakes.

[mudstuffin]

"You can see the event. I insert a short python in my nose and take out from my mouth … the snake is a soft animal and if I want to do a live demo, I catch the snake before. After doing the demo I release the snake. If the snake enters into the nose, it will expand and come out efficiently,"

Hmmm... That's pretty damn poetic as is. I really can't impove on that. Need to work in the rectum somehow... how about

"You can see the event. Hey y'all watch this! I insert a short python in my nose and take out from my mouth! Gimme another beer! The snake is a soft animal and if I want to do a live demo, I'll do a live demo dammit! No woman of mine is gonna tell me what I can and cannot do! Okay here goes! I catch the snake before. I tilt my head back, and... Whoops! (sounds of scuffling, glass breaking, etc)(long pause) If the snake enters into the anus, it will expand and not come out efficiently,"

[crossgirl]

whatever david blaine used, he'd look hot doing it.

[mudstuffin]

you see the event
gone horribly wrong (butt snake)
i'm glad i quit drugs

one has to wonder
how did it occur to him
to do this first time?

now for my next trick
i will slide a giant squid
into my box-AHHH!!

[ldyadiva]

This can't be sanitary, what if the snake gets scared and poops in there?

[Beppie]

Well, it's good to see a self proclaimed high school drop out finding his purpose in life.

[Layzeeboy]

He pulls the snake's tail out through his mouth? Does this mean the snake is turned inside out? I'm having trouble picturing this.

[Siouxie]

bravo, mud!!

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

If the snake takes a detour, it could end up as an earworm.

[OkieDokie]

seriously, that makes me want to hurl.

and casey, I had a friend in high school who did this, he called it "brain flossing".

[casey]

eeeeewwwwww!

[Art Vandelay]

It's not a normal thing to be able to send a snake through one's nose. I am planning to insert two snakes in a single nostril to enter the Guinness Book of World Records, with such a feat," says Manoharan.

He's also up for "Most Obvious Statement".

[Cat R.]

LBFF, if the snakes took a detour, it could end up as

"Snakes in a Brain!"

[Wheels The Dead Hamster]

WHEELS LOVES YOU DAVE BARRY