THE NATIONWIDE CRIME WAVE GROWS WIDER
"Sword-Wielding Santa Vandals" would be a bad name for a rock band.
Related story here, featuring hardcore video of Frosty, Pooh and, yes, Tigger.
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December 20, 2006
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The toy soldier needs more training in hand-to-hand combat.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 20, 2006 at 11:28 AM
This story would have been WAY better with pictures.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 20, 2006 at 11:29 AM
I know that you may not like them, but isn't a sword getting a little carried away. Knives work just fine.
Posted by: Ellasmom | December 20, 2006 at 11:30 AM
If manufacturers equip their decorations with squid-inspired vortex generators, will Santa be able to take evasive action?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 20, 2006 at 11:30 AM
OK, I really read the article now and I am still laughing that they were caught because they had a flat tire.
Instant karma, anyone?
Posted by: Ellasmom | December 20, 2006 at 11:33 AM
in the related story, why did the passenger have Frosty in his lap? exactly what was said passenger doing to poor ol' Frosty? is this in any way related to the premarital sex story in the previous link?
Posted by: wickedwitch | December 20, 2006 at 11:35 AM
1) They should hand Michael from a pear tree.
2) If your decorating attire involves shorts and no shoes, you do NOT get to have a Frosty decoration.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 20, 2006 at 11:35 AM
hand = hang
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 20, 2006 at 11:36 AM
In the second story, I think it IS pretty funny that one of the suspects last name is "partridge". And in the commercial at the beginning of the story, the bag boy from Kroger wishes Hispanic people Feliz Navidad. Isn't that like saying "Merry Christmas"? I'm offended. Can we sue Kroger now? :)
Posted by: Val | December 20, 2006 at 11:47 AM
Frosty Pooh... isn't that an illness only experience by eskimos? Just sayin'
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | December 20, 2006 at 11:50 AM
surreptitiously sneaking back to add a 'd' to the experience
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | December 20, 2006 at 11:51 AM
They're bouncy, flouncy, trouncy, pouncy,
fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
Posted by: casey | December 20, 2006 at 11:53 AM
Why do I get the feeling that the sound effects for the decoration assault were like "hi-YA! HYAAAAHH! Take that! And THAT!"
Posted by: ScottMGS | December 20, 2006 at 02:38 PM
It would be way more fun to stab these things if they flew around like a balloon and made that raspberry sound instead of falling flat on the ground like a heap of dirty clothes.
Posted by: Jessica R. | December 21, 2006 at 01:53 AM
"If your decorating attire involves shorts and no shoes, you do NOT get to have a Frosty decoration."
Ah, c'mon, give 'em a break; Friendswood is in Texas, for crying out loud. By that set of rules, the only thing we'd be able to display down here would be palm trees...
Posted by: Kev | December 22, 2006 at 01:10 AM