TERRORISM ADVISORY

This makes sense to us. You eat enough of those things, and you could explode.

(Thanks to Carl Beevers)

Comments

[Clean Hands]

They knew he was headed to Gavle to feed the goat.

[The Dread Pirate Scrooge]

Oh My Gooooood!!
Boston Cream!!
Run for your lives!!!!!

[casey]

".....full-fat, fully stuffed Krispy Kreme special because the fillings fall foul of security restrictions."

fomeone waf typing wif hif mouf full.

[pogo]

I suppose this would make JFK ineligible to fly - "Ich bin ein Berliner"

[Schadeboy]

I eat just one of those and I explode!

[Siouxie]

They shoulda had that 1 qt, clear plastic ziploc baggie. How many donuts can you stuff in there???

[Stevie W]

I'll occasionally reward my own martyrdom with 72 donuts.

[wickedwitch]

that is one limitation that i can deal with. i worked in a Krispy Kreme while going to college. i will NEVER eat anything from there again. i can't even watch anyone eat those things without throwing up a little.

[casey]

Tell us WW!

[Blondentropy]

Anyone else notice the little tag at the bottom of the article where they refer to Americans as 'jittery yanks'?

Funny how hijacked airliners killing 2000+ will make one 'jittery'!

On the doughnuts, whatever. I refuse to eat airport food, unless I am hungry.

Booger.

[baligurl]

My Dad owned a statewide franchise of donut shops, and I worked for him til I was 24. I'll see WW's throw up, and raise her a full body shudder. Yeesh!

[pogo]

WW I worked two summers in a donut factory - many times the output of a Krispy Kreme store. I'm with ya.

[Chaz]

hhhmmmm donuts

(had to be said)

[KJP]

This is actually a big misunderstanding. This is the real reason the confections were considered contraband.

[wickedwitch]

thanks KJP - just goes to show that everything that tastes good will probably kill you. but i think that what we eat should be a personal choice, not dictated by a government body. i'm a vegetarian by choice, but i damn sure don't preach about it or try to make everyone around me a vegetarian. soon the government will - oh never mind- i was about to start a totally separate rant. carry on.

[pogo]

It's a plot by environmentalists to get airline passengers to weigh less so the planes burn less fuel, thereby lowering greenhouse gas emissions (as well as certain other emissions.)

[CJrun]

I once [unwillingly, but politely] ate a donut filled with creamed sheep's liver. It was an explosive experience.

[Suzy Q]

Hey, all you donut workin' bloglits! What's so bad (aside from the obvious) about working around donuts?

[HarrisonCarthy]

Those terrorist bastards... Now they're using our friggin' DONUTS? oy vey.

[CJrun]

In keeping with Blog policy, we will not be making fun of the submitter.

[Siouxie]

no we won't, CJ!

*snicker*

[Layzeeboy]

a) SNORK at Pogo for the "I am a donut" JFK comment. (For the intellectually impaired, Google, "Ich bin eine berliner" vs. "Ich bin Berliner" for the literal translations).

b) Siouxie: They have to fit "comfortably" in a 1 qt. bag.

c) Ain't nothin' like a Krispy Kreme glazed right outta the oven, no matter what they're made from.

[OtheU(manity)]

Lzboy ... yeah, I, too, wuz glad that pogo alluded to that historical goof, since it fits perty good on this thread ...

Hi, Pogo!

[Layzeeboy]

OK, it translates roughly the same as "I am a danish" vs "I am Danish" would in English.

[Kristina L.]

I don't know about the doughnuts, but I worked at a McDonald's for about a year and a half when I was a teenager, and eventually you get really sick of the food (even as a teenager). I don't have any gross stories, though. They seemed to be fairly careful with food prep.

I'm mostly a vegetarian, because I don't like the idea of eating dead animals. (Something about chewing on the bones or eating chicken skin is just gross to me.) But I also don't try to convert people. Sometimes I do have to avert my eyes from what they're eating. I don't mind stuff that doesn't look like the original animal, but when you can see the bones of it, ewww.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I'm a vegetarian because I hate vegetables. They all need to die.

[Stevie W]

Kale dommage!

[Betsy]

Kristina...That makes at least two of us. I can eat a slice of summer sausage made of god-only-knows-what body parts of whom, but kinda freeze when confronted with an actual rack of lamb.
The capacity for self-delusion is not necessarily a BAD thing....

[Siouxie]

Annie, I feel the same way about cows and chicken...and fish...and seafood. Oh and chocolate.

*chewing*

DIE Elsie DIE!!!