PLEASE STOP SENDING THIS IN. WE DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT. THANK YOU.

Comments

[The Dread Pirate Scrooge]

$14000??!!?
Mine is worth WAY more than that.
To me, anyway.

[wingpup]

FIRST!

[Stevie W]

Shouldn't put that organ donor sticky thingy on his drivers license.

[wingpup]

Drat, second. Ah well.

[Lairbo]

I'm sure the abscess had nothing to do with it.

[The Dread Pirate Scrooge]

*does Happy FirstSkin dance

[Stevie W]

"The case will be decided by the Bonn Higher Regional Court."

I would think one from the Lower Regions would be more appropriate.

[Val]

"this time to rebuild his foreskin using membranes taken from inside his mouth"

There's a really funny joke in there (not their) somewhere.

[Chaz]

I have plenty of feeling in my tip...I am pinching it right now

[wingpup]

I think the cause of the initial surgery is more likely the cause of his ruined sex life, personally. There are thousands of circumsized men out there who have perfectly good sex lives.

[Edgar Greenberg]

Thanks a lot Dave. i wasn't even alive when you wrote that first ccolumn, and I still can't read the Portland Origonian, or St. Louis Post Dispatch without cracking up.

[Suzy Q]

Amen, wingpup!

[CJrun]

Mazeltov!

[thank you, I work for tips]

[DavetheRed]

Wow, didn't expect so much discussion from my short little post in the "fart" thread, lol.

I just came back to the blog before going home and read all of it *Snork* you guys crack me up. hee hee

[Susan]

*shudder*

Dave, I don't think I want to think about it either.

And I don't even have the mentioned body part.

(And I was one of the [apparent] few not sending it it. I'm nice that way.)

[pogo]

"my sex life has been totally ruined."

Having had that little procedure when I was newly arrived in this world, now I have to wonder if there something I've missed.

Nah, the worst I ever had was magnificent.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Susan - you don't have any of those body parts? I've got enough of them to play checkers.

[firemen update for Siouxie - over 1,500 of them here. Bumped into some of them in the store at lunch - they're California Dept. of Forestry from a place called Crest Forest. The smoke has cleared ...it's rainin' men!]

[casey]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHA!!!!!

If they use membranes from his mouth will he be able to taste what he's

SMACK

[insomniac]

An unhappy Karl Spandl from Bonn
Looked down, and his foreskin was gone !
"Though that oozing abscess
Made the sheets quite a mess"
"Now my sex life has lost its elan."

[casey]

Wait, wait, I got one for the gals.....

OK, ready?

What do you call that useless piece of skin at the end of a pen!s?

A MAN!!!

[pogo]

Bravo, Insom!

[Edgar Greenberg]

If I could post anything casey, you'd be dead for that. Alas.

[Clean Hands]

Hey, casey...

**TBTBTBTBTBTBTBBTT**

[Annie Where-but-here]

This guy can't tell if he's comin' or groin.

[Annie Where-but-here]

*snork* @ casey!
oh, and...king me!

[Siouxie]

HALLELUIAH Annie!!!

As far as Mr.Tipless goes...I got nuthin (and apparently neither does he).

OY!

[blurk]

casey,

ha.......................................................................................................................................ha

[Siouxie]

LOL casey...I've heard that one but it's STILL mucho funny!

[blurk]

ha

[Annie Where-but-here]

This German guy's tool had abscessed
His doc tried to clean up the mess,
He snipped and he trimmed.
"Ach! I've been de-limbed!
My 'mini-me' needs a new vest!"

[Siouxie]

don't tip over laughing now, blurk.

[Edgar Greenberg]

Maybe you should send him to RECAP. Didn't Dave say they invented a device to regrow a Post-Dispatch in a matter of months? And that was 20 years ago; technology must be light-years ahead by now.

Look they have a website!

[Clean Hands]

*applause for AWbh

[Siouxie]

LOL Annie! nice one.

[Edgar Greenberg]

No wait sorry, here they are. Apparently after Dave wrote that column all those years ago, they longer wished to refer to themselves as RECAP.

PS: You'd think thit norm.org would be something more... well normal.

[Joe]

OK, gross.

[casey]

I read some of the testimonials in the Men's Voices section of Norm.com. How come when I was reading them, in my mind the voices were all high-pitched?

hahahaha

I'm having way too much fun here. Better go if I wish to see another day.

[Just Ducky]

A Herr who had just lost his foreskin
Was creating one heckuva din
Doc said, it’s not an issue
From Herr’s mouth, stitched on tissue
Now Herr’s pen!s is sporting a grin.

[Jeff Meyerson]

AM I the only one who read clicked on Edgar's link and immediately yelled out, "Norm!"?

Ok, just me then.

[Cut against my will]

POGO:

Yes, appearantly we're all missing something. I certainly didn't consent to the most sensitive, nerve-concentrated part of my body to be removed, WITHOUT ANESTHESIA, when I was but a day or two old.

This barbaric practise needs to stop. The US is the only country in the world that still practices routine medical circumcision at anywhere near these numbers.

It's done for the same reasons as female genital mutilation, and it's just as cruel and barbaric. Learn more: www.nocirc.org

/tirade

[HarrisonCarthy]

(shudder)

oooohhh...

(shudder)

oooohhh...

(shudder)

Just think about other things...

(shudder)

like...uh...

(shudder)

Krispy Kreme BOMBS.

(scream)

AAAGH!! IT'S ALL BAD!! WHY?

(gurgle)

(faint)

Thud.

[Annie in Texas]

Uh, doesn't that exceed the amount of liquid one can take on a plane???

[CJrun]

A post-op Hun was heard to quip
Examining his newly trimmed tip
‘The abscess is gone,
From my obsession
But my danglies are swaddled in lip'

[Jazzzz]

uhhhhh... a penile abcess isn't normal? ...excuse me, I be back later.

[Siouxie]

"Penile Abcession" wbagnfarb

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Did anyone else see the episode of Penn & Teller's "Bullsh!t" a few years ago where they explored...um..."recapization"?

And this guy pulled down his skivvies and showed us his...well...his wee bald mini-him in the process of growing a new hat? Complete with stretching mechanism and weights?

I JUST NOW stopped having nightmares, but now I know they'll be back....

I feel ill.

[Stevie W]

While making my list for St. Nicholas
I put at the top of my wish list
A trip to Herr Doc
To make healthy mein cock
But then somehow I ended up dickless.

[insomniac]

*snorks* at the limericists!

[Siouxie]

*tips her hat to stevie* lol

[morgana]

Hyacinth, good taste should forbid you for contributing to this thread, and well, I've never seen you *snork* which is unavoidable here.

and eeeeeww to the link

... another thing for my son to blame me for, great.

off to read the fart thread, where are my matches?

[crossgirl]

wonders if my sons will grow up and sue me.

[OtheU(manity)]

The doktor's name was not published for "legal" reasons?

I'm guessin' it might've been Dr. Smegma ... but that's only a guess ...

[Siouxie]

ewwwww OtheU!!

[Just Ducky]

Awaiting the sound of St. Nick
Stevie W said, please get here quick!
I went to the Doc
Who snipped off my cock
So walk softly, but bring a big stick!

[Layzeeboy]

He can have mine. It's sittng in a jar at Mercy Hospital for the past 50 years. I've gotten along fine without it. To all you moms who are now worried, I'll testify on your behalf. (Complete with pictures).

Everyone smile and say-----BRIS!!!!!

[morgana]

Bris

:)

[Layzeeboy]

Oh, Casey, I wanted to respond to your "joke" with a suitable alternative. I typed it and deleted it. Don't wanna get thrown off the Good Ship Blog. blurk, Wyo, anyone else with tentacles, email me and I'll send it to you.

[Siouxie]

Layzee...*cluck* *cluck*

WE can handle it!!

[Siouxie]

oh and LOL Ducky!!!

alternate ending:

so pretty please bring back my dick!

[Siouxie]

Well folks...I'm off to bed. Been a long day/night...did get to see the Blogs and ec...so all is good ;-)

oh and Mr. Blog? the Mrs. has a good point on the GPS mode...just sayin'

Nite Nite bloggerites!

[Just Ducky]

Nighty-night, Siouxie! Loved your alternate ending!

[CJrun]

I suspect stevie is busy writing a Broadway hit. Tag line, 'Torn between two Exits.'

[feelin' like a fool....]

[Stevie W]

("I'm Into Something Good" - apologies to Herman's Hermits and the great Carole King)

Woke up less foreskin, felt surprise
There's something missin' between my thighs
Last night the doctor cut off way more than he should
Whoa yeah
Surgeon left me minus my penis hood...

[Layzeeboy]

noc!rc.org is just a bunch of guys making excuses for their inadequacies.

/rant

Sorry, Siouxie. It includes the "c" word.

[crossgirl]

probably blaming their mothers. i'm doomed.

[CJrun]

CG, you're fine. Informal poll, 50% of kids hate somehtingorother, but all of them think it's cute that their artillery Grandad says 'over' when he finishes a thought. You can't argue with all.

[Layzeeboy]

crossgirl, if you read it they're blaming society but trying to enlist mothers. As a "vicitm" I can tell you I don't blame Mom. In fact, I don't blame anyone. I rather prefer it.

*wondering when the blog suddenly took a GPS turn toward serious*

[Annie Where-but-here]

A doctor once treated a weinie
And now it's incredibly teenie
The guy shrieked,"Que pasa?
Hey, where's my 'Kielbasa?'
This breakfast link's missin' a beanie."

[Annie Where-but-here]

*makes note to never ever buy Chinese head cheese.*

[Stevie W]

Ha ha ha ha annie. Xlnt.

[Stevie W]

Abscess makes the frond grow harder.

[stevie w]

I saw a doc south of the border
To diagnose my strange disorder.
He sliced my chorizo
Without mi permiso
I'm home now, but half an inch shorter.

[crossgirl]

early morning groggy *snorks* for annie and stevie. think i'll skip the side meat with my breakfast.

[Siouxie]

LOL to the Annie & Stevie Show!!!

eggs & chorizo anyone???

Morning crossgirl!!

[crossgirl]

tempting siouxie, but i'll pass.

[Annie Where-but-here]

*snork* @ stevie!