FOR THE PERSON ON YOUR GIFT LIST WHO ALREADY HAS WHALE VOMIT AND ANAL BLEACH
Give the most precious gift of all: an alligator head with original tag.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
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December 18, 2006
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Posted by: Addicted to 24 | December 18, 2006 at 04:04 PM
Alligator King? Is that a Florida-based fast food joint (like they all are) that serves reptile? If it isn't, it oughta be. Who's with me, people?
Posted by: Lairbo | December 18, 2006 at 04:06 PM
I dunno, Dave...can you really have too much whale vomit and anal bleach???
Posted by: Siouxie | December 18, 2006 at 04:07 PM
If the whale is returning everything it eats by way of the front door, I wouldn't think it would need much, if any anal bleach.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | December 18, 2006 at 04:11 PM
Man, and here I wanted to get one of those with a *secondary* tag.....
Posted by: ShadowKatmandu | December 18, 2006 at 04:11 PM
"Questions will gladly be answered until auction ends, M-F 7:30am-4:00pm PST, with the exception of holidays, vacations and unforseen events." Bet they have a lot of those unforseen events.
Posted by: ScooterRocky | December 18, 2006 at 04:16 PM
Originial tag? like from the factory?
Posted by: Chaz | December 18, 2006 at 04:18 PM
most people remove the ORIGINAL tag even though it says "do not remove under penatly of law"
Posted by: Chaz | December 18, 2006 at 04:19 PM
It sure is handy that alligators run around with those tags. Otherwise, how would we know if it was real or not?
Posted by: muffles | December 18, 2006 at 04:38 PM
Did the tag read: "Hi, my name is Al. If found, please return me to the NYC Dept of Sewers."
Posted by: Lairbo | December 18, 2006 at 04:45 PM
I already have one of these.
Posted by: Bill Crider | December 18, 2006 at 05:04 PM
I wuz talkin' with a couple who sold these @ the gun show here in Paso Robles last Saturday ... somehow I din't think that MB(RH?) would really appreciate one of these (or more) as an anniversary gift ...
I'd better order them flowers instead ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | December 18, 2006 at 07:28 PM
A 24 hole punch. Perfect!
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | December 18, 2006 at 08:45 PM
Whew! I need to sleep, then read the blog in the morning! I thought that the blog entry read, "alligator head with original leg"!
Anybody see that ad for Miami-Dade college on the right hand side of the blog? That poor girl attended Miami-Dade college and landed a job in the fast paced paper route field.
Posted by: Jessica R. | December 19, 2006 at 12:12 AM
I wouldn't think it would need much, if any anal bleach.
Posted by: Efficiency Expert | December 19, 2006 at 03:53 AM
Goodwill is selling this?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 19, 2006 at 02:26 PM
That's just nasty! (The alligator head.) If I had to choose, I think I'd pick the whale vomit :)
Posted by: Kristina L. | January 01, 2007 at 01:23 PM