CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE AFTERNOON SO FAR
(Thanks to PhilinTexas)
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December 15, 2006
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This is what happens when you assume everyone is as illiterate as you are.
Posted by: KOW | December 15, 2006 at 05:07 PM
Another one of those geniuses with two first names.
Posted by: deblemint | December 15, 2006 at 05:35 PM
I am sure he had it in case he forgot his own name.
Posted by: Alfred | December 15, 2006 at 05:38 PM
It's there because he wanted a tattoo of his girlfriend's name.
Posted by: ShadowKatmandu | December 15, 2006 at 06:07 PM
Thanks, Phil. I needed a good laugh.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 15, 2006 at 06:07 PM
All happening at the Okay Food Store, where our food is, well, it's okay.
Posted by: Beppie | December 15, 2006 at 06:10 PM
um, no one has mentioned that the genius just LEFT when he asked for money and the cashier refused. I guess he missed the class on how to bring a weapon and threaten people.. oh wait, he was probably skipping class that day.
Posted by: muffles | December 15, 2006 at 06:38 PM
yet another reason that I don't have a tattoo!
Posted by: OkieDokie | December 15, 2006 at 06:44 PM
Well it IS Texas. They probably just didn't bother to mention that the clerk said no with a sawed off shotgun. "I've got two barrels for you. N and O."
Posted by: Random Poster | December 15, 2006 at 06:52 PM
Another Penick-necked geek.
Posted by: CandyT | December 15, 2006 at 07:29 PM
I worked in convience stores for 10 years, the only people I ever told that I was working alone were people I assessed to be of no threat to me at all.
Obviously,
this clerk was correct in her assumption.
I did (kind of) witness a stupider robbery attempt tho,
this guy came in and pointed at the clerk with an object in the pocket of his coat. Then he demanded all the money in the register. The clerk tried to explain to him that it was shift change and the register was performing updating functions and would not open for anyone, no matter what.
The would be robber was beffudled as reciept tape with the days transactions just kept right on automatically puming out of the register no matter what buttons the cleark pushed, I watched the security tape the next day and saw the "robber" get pushed out of the way by a drunk guy behind him who
was very serious about purchacing his munchies from the clerk who was just starting shift.
That all was funny enough but the icing on the cake was that this all happened at midnight on the first clerks (the "robbee") birthday.
All he wanted to do was clock out and go celebrate and then this all happens.
Real life, you can't make this stuff this up...
Posted by: Laura Vona | December 15, 2006 at 09:28 PM
That is too funny! That sounds like a great movie scene.
Posted by: Beppie | December 16, 2006 at 10:51 AM
Shadow, your take was close, but you have to remember that prison sex is always funnier than masturbation. So your take should have been...
"How do they know it wasn't his boyfriend's name?"
Posted by: Brad | December 16, 2006 at 11:40 AM
bozos. all of them. dumbos. i'm surprised they havent been elected to public office.
Posted by: queensbee | December 16, 2006 at 03:48 PM