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Sure. I believe that.
But I thought Michael Jackson was Matron of Honor.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 18, 2006 at 08:46 AM
Aaaack!
That is all.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 18, 2006 at 08:46 AM
wonders if brittany will have to wear panties to the event.
Posted by: crossgirl | December 18, 2006 at 08:50 AM
Twatney is going to advise her. Perfect.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 18, 2006 at 08:59 AM
That just boggles the mind, and i don't even care (actually, I can't believe that anyone does)about either of them.
Posted by: ScooterRocky | December 18, 2006 at 09:06 AM
Now that's what I call the twat leading the twit.
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | December 18, 2006 at 09:14 AM
Posted by: jon | December 18, 2006 at 09:31 AM
I looked at the headline and figured, "Seen enough of that one."
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | December 18, 2006 at 09:31 AM
Let's start a pool picking the date for the first public announcement of Paris' breakup with The Greek.
I'll go with wedding date + 67 days.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 18, 2006 at 09:35 AM
Lets see, something old - my attitude (or my career) . Something new - my brain (never been used). Something barrowed - my boyfriend. Something blue - America, holding their breath hoping I will just in away.
Posted by: From another world | December 18, 2006 at 09:37 AM
Barrrowed, as in run over by a wheelbarrow? I think it should be her, not her boyfriend. Or maybe both?
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | December 18, 2006 at 09:39 AM
However, two people who might not be very excited about the nuptials, will probably be Niarchos’ parents, for they happen to think that the reality TV star is just too “tacky”.
I'm sorry, but I want to know what they said in the original Greek so I can look up the translation myself. "Tacky" is WAY too mild to describe that walking nightmare.
Posted by: KOW | December 18, 2006 at 09:39 AM
Just don't procreate!
Posted by: Peg Leg Pete, CPA | December 18, 2006 at 09:42 AM
*yawn*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 18, 2006 at 09:52 AM
Mornin', Siouxie!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 18, 2006 at 09:54 AM
Mornin' Hammie!!!
musta been a slow news week, huh?? we're discussing waste and Paris. Same sh!t, no?
Posted by: Siouxie | December 18, 2006 at 09:59 AM
The poor, poor man.
Posted by: JayBee | December 18, 2006 at 09:59 AM
I dunno. If I read it right, we can get rid of Twitney, Paris, and the rest just by eating watermelon, cucumbers and carrots.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 18, 2006 at 10:01 AM
and squatting
Posted by: Siouxie | December 18, 2006 at 10:02 AM
I just like saying his name. Stavros Stavros Stavros. But then again, I am quite easily amused.
Posted by: casey | December 18, 2006 at 10:03 AM
casey, I posted the goat link last night again...still there!!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 18, 2006 at 10:05 AM
I call 3 months in the divorce pool that is if she makes down the aisle at all.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | December 18, 2006 at 10:06 AM
Sorry for the typo. Can I be forgiven if I fill the wheelbarrow with cement?
Posted by: From another world | December 18, 2006 at 10:08 AM
Sx, I noticed and thank you! I'm still very hopeful, after all, there are still 7 days left! Burn Bocken Burn!
My wager for the marriage is 7 weeks from the date of the blessed nuptials.
Posted by: casey | December 18, 2006 at 10:09 AM
As a wedding gift, Miss Hilton will reportedly be giving her groom a medley of herpes, gonorrhea, and crabs.
Posted by: Bones | December 18, 2006 at 10:13 AM
Personally, I don't even think they'll get to the hornymoon. Is she still abstaining? Can she use the same engagement ring he gave her before? Do we care?
Posted by: Siouxie | December 18, 2006 at 10:16 AM
...I want a fairytale wedding and Britney`s going to be my matron of honour. She can advise me," Hilton added.
Yea, how how to be cheesy, and cheap.
Wonder if she will wear a frontless WHITE gown.
What a waste of protoplasm.
I give it 3 months.
Posted by: Mikey123 | December 18, 2006 at 10:25 AM
if young stavros niarchos is set
to pre-marital appetites whet
his imagination
needs no occupation
he just has to log on the 'net!
Posted by: insomniac | December 18, 2006 at 10:27 AM
The Louisiana Tart meets the NY slut!
Posted by: Mikey123 | December 18, 2006 at 10:32 AM
how does this affect her 1 year of celibacy thingy?
Posted by: Chaz | December 18, 2006 at 10:57 AM
Celibacy to brainless Paris is less than two separate guys per 4 hour time frame.
Posted by: Mikey123 | December 18, 2006 at 11:00 AM
Guess the parent's know a bad thing when they see it.
Paris' parents should be slapped.
Posted by: Mikey123 | December 18, 2006 at 11:01 AM
I am hoping for some kind of Darwin award. Just remember, you do not have to die to be awarded one.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | December 18, 2006 at 11:09 AM
I'm goin' out on a limb here. I'll give them 10 months. Afterall, she has to stay married long enough to get knocked up twice - according to Twatney's advice.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 18, 2006 at 11:10 AM
ROFL - IANMTU - when I tried my last post the secret bot code was 2fukme
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 18, 2006 at 11:12 AM
Layzee - It must have known you were cominng.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | December 18, 2006 at 11:35 AM
drat.
*reaches up to surgically remove an 'n' from previous post...*
"coming." There. That's better.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | December 18, 2006 at 11:36 AM
I think we should ban the bot for the use of such language!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 18, 2006 at 11:46 AM
Unless you did a "print screen" I am not going to believe you.
Posted by: Stevie W | December 18, 2006 at 11:56 AM
"...the 'Toxic' singer..."
How true. Also, I've decided to be "Ivory Bill Woodpecker" again instead of "Kid Charlemagne". I must go get some sleep before returning to work tonight. Ciao!
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | December 18, 2006 at 12:20 PM
Cheese' ... I'll take the Under on that 67 days ...
"Tacky" ... ? Werks fer me ... or mebbe "SuperTacky" ... like Elmer's, or Gorilla Glue?
(WARNING: GEEZER ALERT FOR FOLLOWING MATERIAL ...) Or else ... I'm also thinkin' of Pete Seeger's ... and they're all made out of Ticky-Tacky ... and they all look just the same ...
/end geezer alert - time to get back to drivin' the Geezer Bus ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | December 18, 2006 at 12:53 PM
Wonder how fast the twitnick would run away if the Stavros parent's cut the idiot off?
Posted by: Mikey123 | December 18, 2006 at 01:35 PM
Doesn't she have to remain celebate for a few more months? Don'tcha remember that previous claim from the airhead?
Posted by: catman | December 18, 2006 at 01:42 PM
Dude, the celibacy thing lasted less than.. what was it... oh, 2 months I believe. Maybe she just doesn't know how to count.
Posted by: muffles | December 18, 2006 at 03:56 PM