ADVISORY TO AUSTRALIANS THINKING OF USING THE TOILET

Don't.

(Thanks to KC Steve)

Comments

[blurk]

*waits patiently for mud's entry*

[Jazzzz]

Was it really necessary to specify it was a woman's toilet?

[blurk]

No, Jazzzz, it wasn't. I mean, it had the cute little bowl of soaps on the back of it and everything.

[Siouxie]

I miss you guys!!!!!!

but not the snakes...sheesh...

[Clean Hands]

Not to mention that the seat was down. Duh.

[Siouxie]

ahhhhh a couple of simuls to boot!! thanks CH ;-)

[blurk]

Siouxie, you gotta get that work computer feexed. Or take your laptop with you.

[Siouxie]

It's not the computer..it's our network I think. I've already tried a few things...nothing. So I called our IT gal...waiting for her instructions. She's got all the pw's so I can't check.

grrrrrr believe I'm having withdrawals!!!! I can read all the posts. I just can't post.

[TCK]

mostly nocturnal carpet pythons WBAGNFARB

[blurk]

mostly nocturnal carpet python IAGNF my...pet python

[Siouxie]

so in only comes out at night, blurk?

[Siouxie]

in = it

I've forgotten how to type already...geez.

[blurk]

I said MOSTLY, siouxie. 'Course lately he's in hibernation.

[Clean Hands]

Siouxie, try this out tomorrow from the office. (If that link doesn't work, just go to http://www.proxybrowsing.com and enter the URL for this site, http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/.)

[Siouxie]

*sigh*

I feel your pain, blurk...

uh..I mean your python's pain

[Clean Hands]

(Doesn't look like the first link will work, so do try the second method.)

[Siouxie]

What's that do, CH??

[Punkin Poo]

I refuse to touch blurk's python.

Take that every way you can.

[Siouxie]

Nevermind - I read it CH... I'll try it and see if it works.

Thankssssssss & smooooooooochies!!!!

*waves @ Punkin*

[Clean Hands]

If the problem is that your firewall is blocking this domain, then what a proxy browser will do for you is fetch the content from here and resend it to your computer from an unblocked domain.

It's basically a sneaky way to get around the restrictions that our evil IT overlords dedicated IT admins place on our activities.

[Siouxie]

well I'm off for a while...gonna have drinks with some friends to celebrate one's final divorce!!!!!

[Clean Hands]

Just for a while, huh...? :-D

[KDF]

Wow, great tip CH! I suspect many a frustrated bloglit will thank you. :)

[pogo]

Siouxie - So who's the lucky guy?

*waits for expected response*

[CJrun]

Briefly back on topic, I can't imagine a septic tank
was "a good place to hide during the day and hunt for frogs." Uh-Uh. That python was poking up through the toilet, gasping for breathable air. I don't buy frogs, either. My, Boogerly opinion is it went in through the toilet and was trying to get back out once he checked out the neighborhood!

[Clean Hands]

No problem, KDF. Of course, using it to circumvent the limitations placed on one's Internet usage by our evil IT overlords friends in the IT department may be a career-limiting move, so I urge y'all to use appropriate caution... or consider keeping your resumes up-to-date.

[Clean Hands]

Uh, pogo, I'd start running NOW if I were you. I think Siouxie's still got that tanker full of hot wax on call.

[CJrun]

Your safe, pogo, as Sio can't run too fast w/ a hiney full of Heiney!

[Stevie W]

Hey, Rocky - watch me pull a python out of my toilet!

Whoops, wrong toilet!!

[Punkin Poo]

Anybody else learn last night (while watching the Grinch) that the voice of little Cindy Loo Who was also the voice of Rocky the flying squirrel???

[Kathybear]

Snakes, why'd it have to be snakes?

[CJrun]

Punkin: No. Tuesday night is for House.

[Daniel Frazier]

Did't know that Punkin "Loo Woo" Poo They don't look related

[Mo Faux*]

Plumbers dont charge enough

[Guin]

*envisions giant python head peering out of toilet*

*Thinks of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets*

[Just Ducky]

Guin--Yessssssssssssss!

[Siouxie]

Hmm pogo?? how would you like that bikini wax?? with or without alcohol intake sedation???

CJ, my heiny is full of vodika...and I can still torture wax pogo.

[Nebbisk]

Hey Rocky, watch me read the blog backwards!

[Monsoon]

By Australian standards, a python is as harmless as a mouse.

Not that I want to find a mouse in my toilet, mind you.

[Edgar Greenberg]

""The tank was obviously a great home, because the snake was so fat and healthy it was it difficult to retrieve," he said, adding that the nonpoisonous snake will be released."

I wonder how many women the snake ate, before anyone noticed. Snakes don't get fin that kind of health overnight.

[mudstuffin]

Sorry to be so late, but here it is. (I promise the next one will be better. Or at least longer.)

I live in your a55, where I wriggle and slide
I'm a snake in the a55 and I say it with pride
If you should encounter me don't feel alarmed,
I promise an a55 snake will do you no harm.

[Siouxie]

Testing...one...two

This is a test of the emergency blogcast system. (and to see if I can blog via CH\\\'s sneaky alternative method.

Please stay tuned.

[Siouxie]

*grabs the extra \\\\\\\'s*

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Thank you CH!!! mucho smoochies for you!!!!!

[Hammond Rye]

Yay, Siouxie!

[Siouxie]

Hey Ham!!!

I\\\'m using that proxy browsing site CH told me about..so it\\\'s obviously something my network is blocking. I don\\\'t care as long as I\\\'m here!!! yay!

[Siouxie]

only drawback is..it adds a \\\\\\\\ or several every time there is an apostrophe.

[KCSteve]

Whoo hoo!

I thought this was something the blog should know about - especially that scary final paragraph where they say they're going to loose the fat, happy snake on an unsuspecting world.

Oh, and Clean Hands - the proxy I have to fight with at work blocks that site because it's classed as 'Proxy Avoidance'. Gee, d'ya think?

Ah well, at least I can get here.

[Layzeeboy]

*wonders how the snake got "fat and healthy" living in a septic tank* SHUDDER

[Clean Hands]

KCSteve, clearly our evil IT overlords helpful IT service providers are on to us. Be very careful where you point your br-

*click*