A HOLIDAY TRAGEDY WAITING TO HAPPEN
(Thanks to Kim Kristiansen)
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Maybe it has something to do with cocktail consumption. You try reading like an 11-year-old after half a dozen margaritas!
Posted by: Sherbert | December 18, 2006 at 03:28 PM
First to not be illiterate!
Posted by: wingpup | December 18, 2006 at 03:28 PM
All I know is that I have to be pretty intoxicated to kareoke...so the words are a tad blurry as they scroll by.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 18, 2006 at 03:30 PM
This is so sad....quick - somebody write a vapid Christmas song about it. With really easy lyrics.
"I'm Dreaming of Ebonics Christmas"
"The Little Dummy Boy"
"Silver Vowels"
"Here We Come Phonetically"(the Wassail Song)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 18, 2006 at 03:32 PM
Give my 11 year old half a dozen Margaritas and she is totally illiterate
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 18, 2006 at 03:33 PM
You mean that Jimi Hendrix doesnt want us to excuse him while he kisses this guy?
Had to throw in a old Daves World quote.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | December 18, 2006 at 03:43 PM
The Department of Education has named the program "Leave No Tone-Deaf Drunk Behind".
Posted by: AFKAT | December 18, 2006 at 03:54 PM
What they should say is "millions of adults who have the inclination to sing karaoke, cannot read". It just gowes withowt saeing. I luv careokie.
Posted by: Beppie | December 18, 2006 at 04:54 PM
classic songs like 'Summer Nights' from Grease (starring John Travolta)
That's like calling "Wonderful Christmastime" a classic. Just DOES NOT COMPUTE.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 18, 2006 at 07:11 PM
nok three times on the celin if ya want meeeeeee, twic on the pipes if ya want me to leeeeaveeeee.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | December 18, 2006 at 08:51 PM
Just stick to "Land of 1000 dances"and "Hey Jude".
The lyrics are easy:
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. (repeat)
They are not writing songs the way they used to.
Posted by: Ross | December 19, 2006 at 01:37 AM
What does it matter that they can't read? Most I've heard can't sing either.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 19, 2006 at 01:59 PM