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November 17, 2006
WHAT DAD DOESN'T WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
And also, a good name for a rock band.
(Thanks to Clean Hands) (Really)
Posted by judi on November 17, 2006 at 10:18 AM in YELLOW FOR CAUTION | Permalink
Comments
Yeah, uh, my hands are clean because I DON'T have one of these...
Posted by: Clean Hands | 10:20 AM on November 17, 2006
Woo-hoo! I got a first post on a story I submitted AND it got a yellow flag! Trifecta!
Posted by: Clean Hands | 10:21 AM on November 17, 2006
Comes with its own jar of Vasiline.
But no gloves.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | 10:21 AM on November 17, 2006
we just call 'em, "The Little Cell Buddy." or sailor Dan.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | 10:22 AM on November 17, 2006
And it's own handy carrying case!
Posted by: ScooterRocky | 10:23 AM on November 17, 2006
YAY CH!! again...I wonder what you were looking for when you found THIS!!!
hmm???
Posted by: Siouxie | 10:23 AM on November 17, 2006
A rock band? Not so sure about that.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | 10:24 AM on November 17, 2006
Kudos, CH.
Loved the closing line: Get yo palpation on, word.
Posted by: MOTW | 10:24 AM on November 17, 2006
dad doesn't want this? damn, need to revise my shopping list now.
Posted by: crossgirl | 10:24 AM on November 17, 2006
I wasn't searching for nothing; I just stumbled upon a reference to it, and thought that Dave and Judi would want to be alerted.
Posted by: Clean Hands | 10:25 AM on November 17, 2006
there is definatley a theme going on here today....
Posted by: Chaz | 10:26 AM on November 17, 2006
TWO WORDS;
EWWWWWW and ICK!!!
Posted by: Mikey123 | 10:27 AM on November 17, 2006
Hey, smell my finger!
Posted by: DavetheRed | 10:29 AM on November 17, 2006
bad dave, bad dave! both of you.
Posted by: crossgirl | 10:31 AM on November 17, 2006
Well, the benefit of this is that no human being has to be a doc's first try at this procedure.
The downside is that it may lull a new doc into a sense that this procedure is no big deal for the patient.
Posted by: Clean Hands | 10:32 AM on November 17, 2006
Is anyone offended by the term "comment monkeys"?
Me neither.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 10:33 AM on November 17, 2006
Actually, I think I'll get my wife one. That way, she can reciprocate after I get finished her monthly breast exam. (I'll know almost instantly if she gets a lump since I do those exams way more often than monthly.)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | 10:34 AM on November 17, 2006
Doesn't want for Christmas, or birthday, or Easter, or Flag Day, or 4th of July, or...
You get the picture.
Posted by: blurk | 10:36 AM on November 17, 2006
no sh!t, CH! maybe this little buddy should have an audio attachment saying things like OUCH!! YOU'RE NOT CHECKING MY TONSILS!! OR DAYAM!! COULDA TAKEN ME OUT TO DINNER FIRST!
Posted by: Siouxie | 10:36 AM on November 17, 2006
or, "How many fingers am I holdin up?"
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | 10:39 AM on November 17, 2006
on christmas morning...
one thing that might tell you not to expect grandchildren...
"Look, Ma! No hands!"
Posted by: insomniac | 10:41 AM on November 17, 2006
Personally I like the link below the article to the Digital Rectal Examination Simulator.
Quote:
Life-like rectal palpable to 7cm depth
And:
Specifications may change without notice.
What happens if you go beyond the 7cm depth? Does it squeal or something?
And what specifications may change? Is there a 350lber model that could simulate the growing majority of the populous?
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | 10:42 AM on November 17, 2006
So this is going to replace coal in the stockings, then?
*cough*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 11:00 AM on November 17, 2006
CH! Just where ARE you doing your Christmas shopping?
And the people on your list... should they be warned??
Posted by: leemedia | 11:10 AM on November 17, 2006
I already have enough a$$holes in my life, thanks.
Posted by: Suzy Q | 11:24 AM on November 17, 2006
Egads! and *snorks*
Posted by: CJrun | 11:45 AM on November 17, 2006
*snorks* for suzyq
Posted by: crossgirl | 11:51 AM on November 17, 2006
Note to self read *Yellow Caution* next time.
Posted by: billinbossier | 12:02 PM on November 17, 2006
". . . and a handy carrying case."
Posted by: Dr. Doug | 12:22 PM on November 17, 2006
If you have two Dads, then one it might be on someone's list, after all.
Posted by: jon | 01:51 PM on November 17, 2006
I will add nothing......and I mean NOTHING !!
Posted by: Jazzz | 03:13 PM on November 17, 2006
YIKES! (congrats CH, I think) ;-)
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | 04:14 PM on November 17, 2006
"Hand carrying case"? Where am I supposed to take this thing?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | 06:16 PM on November 17, 2006
Layzee...to gatherings of the usual group of a$$holes, naturally
Posted by: Betsy | 07:28 AM on November 18, 2006
I admit, I'm...*behind* on my rectal dummy knowledge!
Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week!
Posted by: Kevin Buchanan | 01:15 AM on November 20, 2006
