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November 29, 2006
OK, SO YOU CAN'T GET YOUR CHILD A PLAYSTATION
But you can get this.
(Thanks to Bill Verthein)
Posted by Dave on November 29, 2006 at 03:05 PM | Permalink
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Just what every child needs!
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | 03:07 PM on November 29, 2006
I've loved Archie McPhee for many years ... *sigh*
Posted by: funniegrrl | 03:08 PM on November 29, 2006
This is what, my third first of the day? Is everyone asleep or something?
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | 03:08 PM on November 29, 2006
You should also check out the "Cat-A-Pult" and "Nun-Chuck" toys. I always rely on those as gifts when I don't know what else to give.
Posted by: angene15 | 03:08 PM on November 29, 2006
"Comes in our illustrated package with the legend of Dick detailed on the back."
Too easy.
Posted by: pogo | 03:09 PM on November 29, 2006
Someone needs a tanning bed.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | 03:09 PM on November 29, 2006
YIKES! no sh!t Cheryl!!
I thought it was a half-man doll.
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:11 PM on November 29, 2006
A bowlin vampire? I don't know. Something's missing.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | 03:14 PM on November 29, 2006
WAAAAH! BUT I WANT A PLAYSTATION! THAT'S WHAT I WROTE TO SANTIE! WAAAAH!
Posted by: estrogen centrale | 03:15 PM on November 29, 2006
I have GOT to get me some of them
I ♥ Meat stickers
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | 03:16 PM on November 29, 2006
I'm not sure my kid wants a little white dick in his Xmas stocking...
Posted by: CandyT | 03:16 PM on November 29, 2006
I bought some of the T-Bone Steak Wrapping paper to wrap my vegetarian sister's presents in last year. She loved it.
This year I think I will go with the bacon wrapping paper.
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | 03:18 PM on November 29, 2006
SNORK - CandyT - first thought that came to my mind. the medication must be wearing off.
Posted by: wickedwitch | 03:18 PM on November 29, 2006
*will NOT laugh at the following items*
Angel snot
Jesus bandages
Nun punching puppet
Holy Toast
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:19 PM on November 29, 2006
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Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | 03:21 PM on November 29, 2006
snork @ Baron. V. Clever.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | 03:21 PM on November 29, 2006
Dick the Albino Bowler?
WTFBBQ?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | 03:22 PM on November 29, 2006
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Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | 03:22 PM on November 29, 2006
Each hard plastic Jesus Action Figure stands 5" tall with poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action.
Is this happening or is it the hash?
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Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | 03:24 PM on November 29, 2006
Baron LOL!!
I should DO that!! my annoying sister is vegetarian (nttawwt ok people?? but I like my meat!)
anywho...she's always giving me a hard time. that would be PERFECT!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:26 PM on November 29, 2006
OMG, bacon air fresheners????
I LOVE MEAT wristbands????
This is too hilarious!
Posted by: casey | 03:32 PM on November 29, 2006
So THAT's what Johnny Winter is up to these days!
Posted by: ubetcha | 03:36 PM on November 29, 2006
Personally I find the Bacon Wallet, item 11653 a real steal at only $7.95 ea.
Posted by: AFKAT THE FROZEN in supposedly mild Vancouver!!! | 03:38 PM on November 29, 2006
AFKAT: I just bought that for my boyfriends birthday. It has a bacon-like texture that is so often desired in wallets.
Posted by: angene15 | 03:46 PM on November 29, 2006
Native American bowling leagues come from miles around to worship him...
Posted by: Betsy | 03:47 PM on November 29, 2006
i have made a terrible mistake showing this link to my significant other. since i'm a card-carrying, 25 year veteran vegetarian, i'm sure that i'll be seeing a bunch of the meat based 'gifts' for christmas. oh joy, oh rapture!
Posted by: wickedwitch | 03:54 PM on November 29, 2006
The terms hard plastic and white ball should never be used in the same sentence.
Posted by: Schadeboy | 03:56 PM on November 29, 2006
I think I've gotta have the ceramic smoking baby. I'm not sure why.....
Posted by: Val | 04:18 PM on November 29, 2006
hey susy, the punching nun was in one of the very first gift guides!
Posted by: judi | 04:22 PM on November 29, 2006
cool, judi! I love it ;0
Posted by: Siouxie | 05:14 PM on November 29, 2006
I have a Playstation3. I don't want it. Can't sell it on ebay, because the Nigerian scammers keep buying it. Can I trade it in for one of these....?
Posted by: snickers | 05:26 PM on November 29, 2006
I have 3 versions of the Action Librarian Figure deluxe and both of the
standard figure (slightly altered on the card since original release). And, yes, as I have mentioned before, I do work in a library...
Posted by: Kathybear | 05:39 PM on November 29, 2006
Shhhhhhhhh! I'm trying to read here.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | 08:32 PM on November 29, 2006
Don't miss item M5758, the 25" x 19" original oil painting of "Dick the Albino Bowler". While missing the "legend of Dick" present on the action figure package, it will lend an air of dignity and grace when proudly displayed above your mantle.
Posted by: Bill Verthein | 12:17 AM on November 30, 2006
I thought for sure this was going to be yet another link to Dave's book. Not that he's pushing it or anything.
Posted by: fudtheman | 10:37 AM on November 30, 2006
Dang! I've already done my Christmas shopping for this year. I'm bookmarking that site for next year!
Posted by: AlanBoss | 12:10 AM on December 1, 2006
