IN CASE YOU'VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK
Please see a counselor.
Also, you should know that this weekend is the Miami Book Fair, where the world famous Rock Bottom Remainders will be performing
surgery sexually (well, we aren't sure what it is, but it certainly isn't music) publicly at 5 pm (or possibly 5:30; how would we know?) on Saturday, as well as (of course) at the Voices for Children event tonight.