HEY, IT'S BETTER THAN FRUITCAKE
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First to vomit.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | November 20, 2006 at 03:32 PM
Hey that's an idea. Why don't we sell soap that looks like vomit. People will buy it. Or maybe something more nasty than vomit. I know dog droppings... oh wait.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | November 20, 2006 at 03:33 PM
thanks, but I'll keep my rubber duckie.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | November 20, 2006 at 03:34 PM
Or we could sell dog dropping that look like wait for it SOAP. I'm brilliant.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | November 20, 2006 at 03:35 PM
this and the brittany bulletin are a bit much for me. you should space the really gross stuff out a little more. i was just getting back to normal and then i had to click on that link.
Posted by: wickedwitch | November 20, 2006 at 03:36 PM
i prefer the vibrating soap. you know, for world peace.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 20, 2006 at 03:36 PM
Does it vibrate?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | November 20, 2006 at 03:37 PM
I love it.
The perfect gift for people on your (s***) list.
Posted by: Stevie W | November 20, 2006 at 03:39 PM
At first I was grossed out, but then I thought, 'hey, Christmas is coming up, and I have nothing for the Mother-in-law's stocking yet...'. But I won't. I want to, but I won't.
Posted by: baligurl | November 20, 2006 at 03:39 PM
lol, stevie
I for one would be grossed out even more if it DID vibrate...ewwwwwww
Posted by: Siouxie | November 20, 2006 at 03:42 PM
Now if they could just do something to make dog poop look and smell like soap...
Posted by: pogo | November 20, 2006 at 03:42 PM
Bullsoap!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 20, 2006 at 03:47 PM
Now what am I gonna do with all of these?
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | November 20, 2006 at 03:47 PM
Pogo, it depends on what you feed your dog.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | November 20, 2006 at 03:47 PM
OFF TOPIC BULLETIN:
NEWS CORP. CANCELS O.J. 'IF I DID IT' BOOK, TV SPECIAL
BOT:
Posted by: Siouxie | November 20, 2006 at 03:49 PM
Wyo, I trusted you...
On that note - I am OFF!
Have a great rest of the day everyone!
Remember, lets all work together for world peace...work hard and work often ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | November 20, 2006 at 03:53 PM
"An Elf can deliver a "gift pile" wrapped in ribbon with a personalized card!"
Do they deliver it in a flaming bag, too?
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 20, 2006 at 03:55 PM
The first thing that came to mind was..WHY???
Posted by: billinbossier | November 20, 2006 at 03:56 PM
Siouxie, I've found that unless I work hard I don't work very well, IYKWIM.
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 20, 2006 at 03:57 PM
Hmm.. quite frankly, I prefer the smell of dog sh*t than the smell of coffee. *gag @ both*
Posted by: wingpup | November 20, 2006 at 04:03 PM
I'd call it "Crappucino."
Posted by: Stevie W | November 20, 2006 at 04:07 PM
Dammit, Wyo. You do realize that this means war.
Someone left the cake out in the rain...
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 20, 2006 at 04:08 PM
Aw, crap. I just remembered, I left my iPod (containing my earworm antivenom shots) at home today. Crapcrapcrapcrap.
And I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 20, 2006 at 04:13 PM
I can't believe some of you are still fallin' for that.
just sayin'.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | November 20, 2006 at 04:14 PM
...And I'll never have that recipe agaaaaaaain!
Oh, noooooooooooo...
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 20, 2006 at 04:16 PM
Yeah, Wyo - quit yankin our chain.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 20, 2006 at 04:18 PM
*has a Great Dane, not even remotely impressed by tiny faux dog poop*
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | November 20, 2006 at 08:03 PM
... but is it better than ham?
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | November 20, 2006 at 09:33 PM
I just ordered three.
I almost ordered one of these too, but I didn't want the unicorn to get jealous.
Posted by: Stevie W | November 21, 2006 at 03:26 AM
Ummm, beg to differ. At least with fruitcake, you have a nice door stopper.
Posted by: Mrs. Wheezer | November 21, 2006 at 11:27 AM
Company scientists are working on next year's offering, a translucent sandwich spread affixed to strips of waxed paper. Working title for this product is, "I Can't Believe it's Snot Butter!"
Posted by: Nebbisk | November 21, 2006 at 01:44 PM