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"Toilet nappy change man"

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[Chaz]

number one....

[Wyo Cowboy]

Now isn't this man just too nice.$$

[random "aqua lung" thunking]

I'll change your baby's diapers for a dollar. I'll change your undies for $5. And I'll let you change my undies for free.

So far, I'm still broke... and still wearing the same undies.

[Stevie W]

...or this, from the bottom of the first page:

"He is described as a Caucasian, aged in his 30s, with a chubby."

[Chaz]

I should offer to change my own undies once in a while

[Wyo Cowboy]

Folks, I've got good news and bad news.

The good news is that it's our monthy undie changin' day.

The bad news is, you change with you, you change with you...

[Punkin "not in MY toilet" Poo]

TNCM: "May I change your baby's nappy? Only $1!"

MOM: "May I rip you a new a$$hole, slice off your wanker and poke you in the eye with this red hot poker? FREE?"

TNCM: *ziiiiipppssssss out fast*

[Stevie W]

I will gladly pay you Thursday for the pleasure of changing your undies today.

[Punkin Poo]

Guys - Here's the test to know if it's time to burn change the undies - if you throw them against the wall and they stick, it's time to change the undies. And burn the wall.

[Wyo Cowboy]

what if they stick, but only for a second or two?

[casey]

Any time anyone gives me a hard time for not wearing green on St. Paddy's Day, I always tell 'em I haven't changed undies in 2 months in anticipation of that very day. People look at me funny, but it gets rid of 'em.

[Punkin Poo]

Wyo - stick is stick

[ron]

As this thread is only going to seriously decay,I think i'll wait for the next one.

[Wyo Cowboy]

This looks like a job for Captain Underpants.

somebody hadda say it.

[Punkin POO]

Wyo - No. Nobody HAD to say it.....

[leemedia]

... looks like little Oliver doesn't care one way or the other...
He just wants to be CHANGED NOW!

[Meanie the Blue]

Who can your brows rise
Stationed at the loo
Satisfy a fetish
and a deviance or two?

The nappyman
The nappyman can
The nappyman can cause he fixes it to look
Like he's doing something good

Who can take a dollar
Drop it in his tin
Soak a naive mommy
And make off to buy some gin?

Children: The nappyman?

The nappyman
The nappyman can
The nappyman can cause he fixes it to look
Like he's doing something good

The nappyman fakes
Every mom who takes
Little ones to do their business
Talks about their her- or hisness
He'll even help them take their whizzes

Who'll be gone tomorrow
Leaving just bad dreams
And maternal horrors
Caused by all his wicked schemes?

The nappyman

Children:the nappyman can

The nappyman
The nappyman can
The nappyman can cause he fixes it to look
Like he's doing something good

[Wyo Cowboy]

Now that puts a new picture of Sammy Davis Jr. in my mind, and it aint' pretty.

[Meanie the Blue]

Who can make your brows rise

*Dents wall with head*

[Punkin Poo]

Bravisimo, Meanie *opera clap*

*now picturing Nappy Change Man with go-funny eye*

*yes, I KNOW that wasn't PC - call the police*

[crossgirl]

now they tell me i could have paid someone to change my kids diapers. damn.

[wickedwitch]

meanie, you are a true artist. but now i have this horrible, disgusting picture in my head that just won't go away. i'm afraid that the medication won't help on this one. thanks so much.

[Philintexas]

'at's all right mum...haul out yer funbags and feed the little nipple..uh nipper...I'm blind in one eye...won't see a thing.

[Meanie the Blue]

As an artist, it is my job to disturb, to challenge, to hold a mirror up to society, to provoke thoughts and questions about the valuesSPLATTT!!

I've got some poker-playing dog paintings if anyone's interested.

[queensbee]

applause for meanie - even for so disgusting a topic. hope they catch him, and all the other blokes in jail know what he's in for.

[Bloody Hands]

This thread started in the toilet. Can it really go downhill from there?

Oh.

[Clean Hands]

Sorry, had to wash my hands from yesterday's festivities.

And Meanie, let me add to the chorus of praise -- that was a splendid adaptation of a song that started out disturbing in the first place...

[chesbn]

"...she did not want him in the room while she was feeding her...son...but the man replied he was blind in one eye and wouldn't see anything"

*eye roll* a likely story INDEED

[crossgirl]

pssst, ch, you can wash up now. halloween's officially over.

[leemedia]

..Downhill?..

...The blog will find a way....

[crossgirl]

never mind.

[mudstuffin]

The mother in the picture was named "Margherita Mainie". The spelling of this name bothers me. I always hear a belch whenever I encounter a superfluous "H".

There used to be a comic, did a lot of roasts, etc. whose shtick was to pretend to be extremely drunk. He would insert a belch into every other sentence or so. Can't remember his name, (geezers help) but when I read "Margherita" I hear his voice.

[Layzeeboy]

Meanie - considering that this guy's probably a pedo shouldn't it be, "Who can make your son rise?"

[Punkin "ouch, my arthritic back " Poo]

Foster Brooks

*uses wheelchair lift to get back up on the geezer bus*

[Layzeeboy]

mud - that was Foster Brooks. Ironically he never drank.

[OverlookstheRyman]

The comedian was????? Foster Brooks???

[Carlton Your Doorman]

I (hic) never liked Foster Brooks.

[Geezerette]

Joins geezers on bus...wasn't he on the Dean Martin Show?

[ron]

I was in Maine once,drinking margaritas,there were undies involved.This is all starting to come back to me now.

[Layzeeboy]

Punkin, mind if I sit next to you on the bus? Afterall, we did just simul.

[Sean]

That baby looks slightly demonic.. What with the trellis coming out of it's head on either side and all..

[Siouxie]

*feels stoopidly happy she didn't know the answer*

*offers to drive the geezer bus*

ya'll need a youngin to do that!

*FLOORS IT & backs into the blog bar*

*whoops*

uh...we didn't need that right?

[blurk]

Siouxie, drive it like ya stole it.

[Layzeeboy]

Siouxie, drive like crazy. I'm sittin' next to punkin so I got air bags.

[Siouxie]

hmm...where are we going again???

anyone?? bueller? geezers?

Manilow concert?

[DimWitte]

Mud, I think you're thinking of Foster Brooks.

will someone please punch my ticket for the geezer bus?

[mudstuffin]

Yes, Foster Brooooooks it was.

[Beppie]

What a creeepay story! I would have made sure he was blind in the other eye also.

[Siouxie]

ALL ABOARD!!!!

*drives off*

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