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November 30, 2006
HEADLINE-OF-THE-DAY STORY THAT WE WOULD MOST LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR POSTING
(Thanks to John Bunyan)
Posted by judi on November 30, 2006 at 12:43 PM in YELLOW FOR CAUTION | Permalink
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Let me be the first to say: REPEAT! NTTAWWT
Posted by: casey | 12:44 PM on November 30, 2006
this sounds familiar
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:45 PM on November 30, 2006
Didn't want to first on this thread. Good for you casey.
Posted by: OverlookstheRyman | 12:45 PM on November 30, 2006
Now, if he could just figure out what to do with the hammer, he could carry his toolbox with him everywhere.
Posted by: casey | 12:46 PM on November 30, 2006
Old story, new headline.
And if he had a CCW permit, I don't see what the problem would be.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | 12:46 PM on November 30, 2006
Wasn't this blogged before?
Posted by: Clean Hands | 12:46 PM on November 30, 2006
Sx, the article is a couple of weeks old, the story is still nuts, tho.
Posted by: OverlookstheRyman | 12:47 PM on November 30, 2006
"Ew, you're not going to stab me with that, are you???"
Posted by: Clean Hands | 12:48 PM on November 30, 2006
As long as it is in a 1 quart ziplock bag, what is the problem?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | 12:48 PM on November 30, 2006
okay i thought it was already blogged, but with that headline, doesn't it DESERVE to be reblogged?
also: is reblogged a word?
Posted by: judi | 12:50 PM on November 30, 2006
It is now, judi.
You just invented it.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | 12:51 PM on November 30, 2006
hmm maybe I read it while looking for interesting articles to send the blog ;-)
what a tool this guy is.
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:51 PM on November 30, 2006
judi, missed you the other evening at Mr. Blog's signing. Hope the rehearsal went well!
Posted by: estrogen centrale | 12:52 PM on November 30, 2006
i'm just relieved it's that kind of tool.
Posted by: crossgirl | 12:52 PM on November 30, 2006
It's okay, judi - we appreciate the fresh meat.
Uh, wait, that didn't sound right.
Posted by: Clean Hands | 12:52 PM on November 30, 2006
Question: Blog and Reblog were sitting on a fence.
Blog fell off...who was left?
Answer: Reblog.
OK. Blog and Reblog were sitting on a fence. Blog fell off....who was left?
Reblog.
OK. Blog and *WHAP*
Posted by: casey | 12:53 PM on November 30, 2006
What I find interesting is that they found the man naked. They witnessed the nakedness with their own eyes. Yet he was only booked on suspicion of indecent exposure.
Maybe his nakidity was so obvious that it confused them? I don't know. But I do know that Naked Awls would be a good name for a rock band.
Posted by: Schadeboy | 12:53 PM on November 30, 2006
Is that what they're calling a 'man purse'?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | 12:55 PM on November 30, 2006
Siouxie, I left you a message on the sex ed thread. My e-mail addy is good. :)
Posted by: Eleanor | 12:58 PM on November 30, 2006
Ewww.
Just Ewww.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | 01:02 PM on November 30, 2006
Wait, there's a s3x-ed thread?
Posted by: Clean Hands | 01:03 PM on November 30, 2006
sex ed?? where?????????????/
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:04 PM on November 30, 2006
Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene.
One more reason I'm a cop and not a firefighter.
Posted by: blurk | 01:07 PM on November 30, 2006
Oh, yeah, now I remember. Bleh. Pass the #$@&*! gumballs again.
Posted by: Clean Hands | 01:07 PM on November 30, 2006
A handyman came from Madras
With work habits terribly crass.
He looked like a fool
When he misplaced his tool
Now he keeps it snug, tucked up his @ss!!
Posted by: CandyT | 01:12 PM on November 30, 2006
El - I'll email you the link. I did post it somewhere.
LOL Candy!
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:15 PM on November 30, 2006
Barvo, CandyT. And ew.
Posted by: Clean Hands | 01:20 PM on November 30, 2006
Er, "bravo."
Posted by: Clean Hands | 01:23 PM on November 30, 2006
Was it a Phillip's Head?
"What I find interesting is that they found the man naked. They witnessed the nakedness with their own eyes. Yet he was only booked on suspicion of indecent exposure."
Posted by: Schadeboy | 12:53 PM on November 30, 2006
Schadeboy - maybe he was very, very hairy...
wasn't this posted before? Kidding! - don't hurt me, judi!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 01:28 PM on November 30, 2006
If it was a Craftsman awl from Sears he could return it for a new one no questions asked. I think that would be the prudent thing to do.
Posted by: lance | 01:35 PM on November 30, 2006
Luckily, he didn't stab himself in the cell phone.
Posted by: Jollymon | 01:42 PM on November 30, 2006
whacking it on a tree stump
with an awl jammed up his rump
a beautiful sight, insane tonight
naked man who lives in la-la land
he's as naaaa-ked as a jay-bird
(in 'frisco, is he a gay-bird?)
let's take him in, suspected indecent
naked man who lives in la-la land
in the park you see a lot of strange things
in the trees and laying on the ground
is he indecent? i don't know, man
consider other things that we have found
later on we will blog it
as he lays there and flogs it
a beautiful sight, insane tonight
naked man who lives in la-la land
Posted by: mudstuffin | 01:43 PM on November 30, 2006
It was an old Craftsman Awl from Sears
That he kept tucked away through the years,
He kept it inside
His hairy old hide,
Might be worse, he could be out screwing deers.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | 01:45 PM on November 30, 2006
Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.
This really causes me to question what I consider to be or not to be an "incident"
Posted by: Bones | 01:50 PM on November 30, 2006
BRAVO!!! Both of you, simply fabulous!
Posted by: Clean Hands | 01:50 PM on November 30, 2006
very good!!!! mud & Hammond
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:50 PM on November 30, 2006
Help me out here, I thought that pleasuring oneself naked on a tree stump in public in California with
an object (AWL from Sears)which obviously represents capitalism's insatiable oppression of the common man is considered "Performance art". He probably has a government grant.
Posted by: lance | 01:51 PM on November 30, 2006
Bones, you didn't happen to attend DLI, did you? I knew a "Bones" there, and have no idea how I'd go about tracking him down.
Posted by: Clean Hands | 01:52 PM on November 30, 2006
CH - no, that's not me. There must be another "Bones" lurking out there somewhere.
Posted by: Bones | 01:54 PM on November 30, 2006
He was probably just trying to tighten a few loose screws.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 01:55 PM on November 30, 2006
It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.
When questioned, Sheehan was quoted as saying "I have a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in electrical tape that pretty much serves the same function as a lawyer."
Posted by: Bones | 01:57 PM on November 30, 2006
*smacks Bones with football helmet*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 02:02 PM on November 30, 2006
Uh-oh...anybody seen El?
Posted by: blurk | 02:05 PM on November 30, 2006
Ouch!
I'd like to apologize for my last comment.
Posted by: Bones | 02:06 PM on November 30, 2006
Careful, Bones, we have some lawyers among us. It's remarkable how little most lawyers enjoy lawyer jokes. Blondes, hell, my blonde sisters collect blonde jokes.
Posted by: Clean Hands | 02:06 PM on November 30, 2006
I guess you can never get too much of a good awl up the ass. Story, I mean.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | 02:06 PM on November 30, 2006
That didn't come out exactly the way I meant it.
I was worried that El would come zippin' in and hurt Bones for that comment.
Posted by: blurk | 02:08 PM on November 30, 2006
welcome bank Punkin!! how did the bitchin' session go??
Posted by: Siouxie | 02:11 PM on November 30, 2006
Really, I have nothing against lawyers... El, sorry if that was over the line.
I was just figuring that since this guy lost his last legal battle and is *clearly* a fine, upstanding citizen, he probably blames his lawyer for his current situation.
Posted by: Bones | 02:14 PM on November 30, 2006
It was bitchin'!
(And lunch was yummy, too!)
Was going to do some christmas shopping, but got too full.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | 02:14 PM on November 30, 2006
Silly Bones... lawyers use duct tape, not electrical tape.
Posted by: lance | 02:14 PM on November 30, 2006
I like that show...Bones.
just sayin'
Posted by: Siouxie | 02:30 PM on November 30, 2006
That show looks interesting, but I've never seen it. I think Mrs. Bones and I should make sure we catch it sometime.
Posted by: Bones | 02:47 PM on November 30, 2006
all this nakkidness and not one post of Britney flashing the paparrazi....
Posted by: Chaz | 03:03 PM on November 30, 2006
we're trying to rise above that, Chaz...
*snork*
Bones - the show is really good, btw.
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:06 PM on November 30, 2006
Y'awl come backside, here?!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 03:08 PM on November 30, 2006
Chaz, does anyone really want to see that.
(Yes, I've already clicked on the [in]appropriate ambiguously-labeled link... and regretted it. Nasty C-section scar, and, oh, I can't go on. Ick.)
Posted by: Clean Hands | 03:15 PM on November 30, 2006
takes offense at the nasty c-section scar comment. hrmph.
Posted by: crossgirl | 03:19 PM on November 30, 2006
me too...pffffffft!
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:20 PM on November 30, 2006
Some doctors are better at closing incisions than others. No big deal.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | 03:23 PM on November 30, 2006
me three...pfffft!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 03:31 PM on November 30, 2006
Rectum? Damn near killed 'im...
Posted by: AFKAT THE FROZEN in supposedly mild Vancouver!!! | 03:35 PM on November 30, 2006
No, no, look, I've NOTHING against a C-section scar - Mrs. H. has a 4x scar there.
No, my problem was that apparently, she has not had a chance to grow back what they had to trim away in preparation for the surgery, IYKWIM.
Aw, crap, I'm not getting out of this alive, am I?
Posted by: Clean Hands | 03:38 PM on November 30, 2006
nope! not without chocolate and/or big jewelry!
Posted by: crossgirl | 03:43 PM on November 30, 2006
CH, less 'splainin' more grovelin'.
*stands outta the way and wishes CH the best*
Posted by: blurk | 03:44 PM on November 30, 2006
*loves great chocolate to all of the offended bloggals*
I'm sorry.
Posted by: Clean Hands | 03:44 PM on November 30, 2006
Speaking of birthin' scars.... (we were, weren't we?)
After my son - with the 16 inch head - was born, the doctor who delivered him (not my regular doctor) was sewing up my episiotomy. And he was sewing, and sewing....and after a while I said "What the heck are you doing down there?" (a phrase I have used many times before and since). His answer was "I'm embroidering my name"
I said "What IS your name?"
He said "Constantine Pantelakos"
I STILL sit on a donut pillow.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | 03:44 PM on November 30, 2006
hmm...nope CH!
besides...what makes you think Twit had any hair in her tw@t to be trimmed huh????
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:44 PM on November 30, 2006
and a nice quadruple simul...that'll help...a little!
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:45 PM on November 30, 2006
eww. anybody seen my awl? ewww.
Posted by: queensbee | 03:45 PM on November 30, 2006
Well, that's sorta what I was hinting at. After clicking on those links (which I really do regret!), I have no doubt about it.
Posted by: Clean Hands | 03:46 PM on November 30, 2006
glad twitney wasn't flashing that kind of scar.
Posted by: crossgirl | 03:46 PM on November 30, 2006
*snork/ouch* @ Punkin
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:46 PM on November 30, 2006
I give the quadruple simul a 9.5 - the dismount was messy.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | 03:47 PM on November 30, 2006
Urgggh. It's like an earwig for the eyes. DPS, got anymore calendar links to help me banish this image?
Posted by: Clean Hands | 03:47 PM on November 30, 2006
Actually, cg, if she'd had one, she'd've been flashing it.
Can I get some bleach here?
Posted by: Clean Hands | 03:48 PM on November 30, 2006
CH - see if these will work.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | 03:48 PM on November 30, 2006
dps, don't you have some calendars that feature hot chics with c-section scars?
Posted by: crossgirl | 03:49 PM on November 30, 2006
Cute, DPS.
Hey, speaking of good chocolate, what was that place that someone mentioned a while back that has just the BEST chocolate on the planet?
Posted by: Clean Hands | 03:50 PM on November 30, 2006
I'm at work. I can't search for "Hot C-Section Chicks" from here. You'll need to wait 'till tonight for that.
In the meantime, here are some cheerleaders for CH.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | 03:51 PM on November 30, 2006
*THUNK* @ CH with a football helmet!!
better?
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:51 PM on November 30, 2006
See? I knew I wasn't getting out of this thread alive.
*Ooooo, my head....*
Posted by: Clean Hands | 03:53 PM on November 30, 2006
wonders if theres a hot men with vasectomy's calendar...
Posted by: crossgirl | 03:53 PM on November 30, 2006
Siouxie - wow, you really hit him. Looks like he might need....some stitches.....bwahaha!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 03:53 PM on November 30, 2006
Chris, I can wait...really.
*shudders at the thought*
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:53 PM on November 30, 2006
There's a hot bald men calendar on Amazon that I dare not link to from work.
(so I like bald men - shut up!)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 03:54 PM on November 30, 2006
CH, just thank gawd I didn't aim for the other head.
LOL Annie...maybe we gals can do the honors??
needled & thread???
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:55 PM on November 30, 2006
I'msorryi'msorryi'msorryi'msorryinevermeanttohurtanyone'sfeelingspleaseputthatdownOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Posted by: Clean Hands | 03:57 PM on November 30, 2006
hmm depending on the rest of the man, I don't mind bald.
it's kinda sexy (again...depending on the REST) not OldFartMr.McGillicutty bald ya know???
Posted by: Siouxie | 03:58 PM on November 30, 2006
Siouxie - sure, go for it. Thank goodness CH wears stretchy pants. Makes it much easier.
Suction!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 03:58 PM on November 30, 2006
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
Posted by: Clean Hands | 03:59 PM on November 30, 2006
should we use something to numb the area??
nah...
scalpel!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | 04:00 PM on November 30, 2006
Good Lord!!!
Hang on Clean!!! I'll try to save ya...
Posted by: blurk | 04:01 PM on November 30, 2006
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted by: Clean Hands | 04:01 PM on November 30, 2006
Siouxie - no kidding.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 04:02 PM on November 30, 2006
defibillator paddles!!
SET TO FRY!!!
CLEAR!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | 04:02 PM on November 30, 2006
defibRillator that is :)
uh..what procedure are we doing again???
Posted by: Siouxie | 04:03 PM on November 30, 2006
What is that smell?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 04:03 PM on November 30, 2006
*thunk*
wake me when it's all over
Posted by: Clean Hands | 04:03 PM on November 30, 2006
Annie...Siouxie!!! Look! Something shiny...it's a diamond...covered in chocolate.
For God's sake, Clean...RUN!!!!!
Posted by: blurk | 04:04 PM on November 30, 2006
I think it's 'nip & tuck' or 'nip & tickle' or 'nipple & zip'...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 04:04 PM on November 30, 2006
Triple-simul followed by a double-gainer....and we have lift-off!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 04:05 PM on November 30, 2006
No! No zipper near the nipple! Nonononono!
Posted by: Clean Hands | 04:06 PM on November 30, 2006
ooooooohhhh shiny!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | 04:06 PM on November 30, 2006
Ancient Chinese Proverb - Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 04:06 PM on November 30, 2006
CH - have you ever um, been to Brazil?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 04:07 PM on November 30, 2006
Why does mah mouf tafte like foo leffer?
Posted by: Clean Hands | 04:07 PM on November 30, 2006
Personally been to Brazil? No. See folks what have been? Uh, sure.
Posted by: Clean Hands | 04:08 PM on November 30, 2006
*wooozie from the simuls*
WAIT!!!! no fair, blurk!
hmmm care to take his place??
Posted by: Siouxie | 04:08 PM on November 30, 2006
Oh, you mean... OH!
Oh, gawd, this is going to be hard to explain to Mrs. H.
Posted by: Clean Hands | 04:09 PM on November 30, 2006
Who prepped this patient? Get me the hot wax, stat!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 04:09 PM on November 30, 2006
*RRRRRRIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP*
Posted by: Siouxie | 04:10 PM on November 30, 2006
I'll take one from colum A and one from colum B.
I'll cover him for foo leffer and creative use of defibrillator.
Someone else will have to take sharp things and zippers.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | 04:11 PM on November 30, 2006
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted by: Clean Hands | 04:12 PM on November 30, 2006
I've done all I can do, Clean.
They're like sharks who smell blood.
Wait, that IS blood. Dude, you don't look so good.
Posted by: blurk | 04:15 PM on November 30, 2006
"How was your day at the of- what's that smell??"
Posted by: Clean Hands | 04:17 PM on November 30, 2006
DPS, you lent them those "restraints," didn't you?
Posted by: Clean Hands | 04:18 PM on November 30, 2006
*thinks Mrs. H will like you with a little less hair*
hehehe
Posted by: Siouxie | 04:19 PM on November 30, 2006
*whimper*
Posted by: Clean Hands | 04:21 PM on November 30, 2006
*ahem*
we have our own.
Posted by: Siouxie | 04:21 PM on November 30, 2006
Nope. The restraints are safely put away.
Safe, Sane and Consentual, or...
"No toys for you! Two weeks!"
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | 04:22 PM on November 30, 2006
ohh well darnit! It's time for me to go home...
CH, don't move k?? I'll be baccckkkkkkkkk
bwahahahahahaha!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | 04:22 PM on November 30, 2006
Did you SEE what they DID to me, DPS???
Does this look sane to you???
Posted by: Clean Hands | 04:24 PM on November 30, 2006
Oooh, a "CH-section." Was it good for you, too? :)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 04:28 PM on November 30, 2006
Ya know, some people pay good money for treatment like that.
The only thing that seemed out of bounds to me was the egregious use of the scalpel.
Think you'll be OK on your own for a few hours? I've gotta go be a dad for a while.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | 04:29 PM on November 30, 2006
They defibrillated me! Is that SAFE?
OMG, I'm going to have a nasty CH-section scar, aren't I?
Posted by: Clean Hands | 04:31 PM on November 30, 2006
Defibrillating is safe as long as the jolt doesn't cross your heart. You can quite safely but the pads on your leg and make your quads or hams twitch with no problems at all.
I'm pretty sure they didn't put the pads anywhere near your heart.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | 04:35 PM on November 30, 2006
CH - you will...once the swelling goes down...eventually....if you're lucky....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 04:35 PM on November 30, 2006
'put' not 'but'
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | 04:35 PM on November 30, 2006
Siouxie told you about the 'no s3x for 3 months' rule, right?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 04:35 PM on November 30, 2006
Sorry we weren't there for you, CH. Here, take two of these for pain (hands CH bottles of single malt scotch) as necessary.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | 04:40 PM on November 30, 2006
Thanks, HR.
AWbh, how did you guys know?
Oh, you mean the next three months, too? Dammit.
Posted by: Clean Hands | 04:42 PM on November 30, 2006
BACK!!
uh...CH?? while you're down there...I think Mrs. H would appreciate it if I, um..make sure she didn'tt get pregnant again??
I promise it won't hurt a bit....much.
Posted by: Siouxie | 05:03 PM on November 30, 2006
She's already taken care of, Siouxie. They made the appropriate adjustments in the process of her last C.
Posted by: Clean Hands | 05:12 PM on November 30, 2006
Alrighty then!! guess you're all set! ;-)
NEXT???!!!!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | 05:17 PM on November 30, 2006
hmm no takers huh??
*chicken*
Posted by: Siouxie | 05:37 PM on November 30, 2006
damn, i miss all the fun.
Posted by: crossgirl | 05:59 PM on November 30, 2006
crossgirl, I think all the boys are hiding now.
think we were a bit harsh on CH???
Posted by: Siouxie | 06:05 PM on November 30, 2006
*tears in my eyes*
This was the funniest thread I think I have ever read.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | 06:13 PM on November 30, 2006
*wanders in*
Hi, girls! What'd I miss?
Hey, what's that smell?
Posted by: Mr. Completely | 06:26 PM on November 30, 2006
It's the smell of degradation.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 06:28 PM on November 30, 2006
LOL it was fun
Posted by: Siouxie | 06:29 PM on November 30, 2006
ohh...nothing much Mr. C
CH may be walking funny though...but pay no attention to him.
Posted by: Siouxie | 06:32 PM on November 30, 2006
I'm back.
mmmmmmm degredation.
Two scoops on a pretzel cone please. Nothing sharp and hold the zipper, please.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | 06:34 PM on November 30, 2006
Hey, pal - I don't hold the zipper for just anyone.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 06:53 PM on November 30, 2006
Ask not for whom the zipper is held;
It's held for thee.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | 07:27 PM on November 30, 2006
(p.s. Hey, did anyone notice the proper use of the semi-colon there?)
(p.p.s. I'm so an@l I wonder if an@l-retentive is hyphenated.)
(p.p.p.s. It is.)
Posted by: Mr. Completely | 07:30 PM on November 30, 2006
Ouch! I'll stick with my NEW 6 BLADE RAZOR!
Posted by: CJrun | 07:33 PM on November 30, 2006
*cluck* *cluck* CJ
Posted by: Siouxie | 08:07 PM on November 30, 2006
Mr. C;
I; am; sure; you; know; the; proper; use; of; the; semi-colon; I; sure; don't;.;
Posted by: Siouxie | 08:14 PM on November 30, 2006
Lying on a stump...masturbating beside a nature trail....what a PERFECT day...Wait a minute.....I've had this awl wrapped in electrical tape up my a$$ for more than a week...screw it, the buzz us gone now
Posted by: Layzeeboy | 10:26 PM on November 30, 2006
To all the women bloglits of the female variety, episiotomy and CSection scars (I've done both) are badges of honor. Wear them proudly. Display them on holidays. Well, maybe not the latter...but be proud of them still. Any man worth his salt would be proud that you have them.
*looks over at Mrs. Layzee's stretch marks while she's sleeping and smiles*
Posted by: Layzeeboy | 10:30 PM on November 30, 2006
OooooOOOooooOOOOOoooooo... my aching head. Whu'...?
OH, MY GAWD!
Posted by: Clean Hands | 02:50 PM on December 1, 2006
