ALLITERATIVE HEADLINE OF THE DAY SO FAR
We're amazed that the writer didn't find a way to work in Peter Piper.
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November 22, 2006
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I'm plumb speechless
Posted by: MOTW | November 22, 2006 at 10:47 AM
>I>reamstown? *snork*
Posted by: crossgirl | November 22, 2006 at 10:48 AM
"a weapon of mass distruction"? How fat was the Doctor?
Posted by: baligurl | November 22, 2006 at 10:52 AM
puny pecker problem??
Posted by: Siouxie | November 22, 2006 at 11:01 AM
Ooh! New tongue twister! Try saying it three times fast.
Posted by: almne | November 22, 2006 at 11:02 AM
See, journalism is alive and well.
Posted by: Ellasmom | November 22, 2006 at 11:04 AM
bali: more like a weapon of mass d!ck-struction.
Posted by: Suzy Q | November 22, 2006 at 11:13 AM
HEAD-line indeed....
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | November 22, 2006 at 11:15 AM
people with puerile penises get pissed and perplexed when the press pokes fun and post "pee-pee" puns like "pee-wee pecker" or "dinky pinky" or "sweet pickle" or somebody finish this for me my head hurts
Posted by: mudstuffin | November 22, 2006 at 11:17 AM
Four years, ten months? He finally got his long stretch....
Posted by: Ford79 | November 22, 2006 at 11:18 AM
Parsimonious and penurious pictorially. Pathetic.
Posted by: Cat R. | November 22, 2006 at 11:22 AM
*snork*@Ford!
Poor puny-peckered perp. Probably pretty pissed.
Perhaps psycotherapy?
Posted by: Punkin Poo | November 22, 2006 at 11:22 AM
Ya think the physician had to pick out the perps' poorly plumped puny pecker in a line up?
Posted by: Punkin Poo | November 22, 2006 at 11:29 AM
Pretty pathetic pecker proprietor causes panic. Sends pyrotechnic package to plastic phallus physician. Pitiless prison playmates probable.
Posted by: blurk | November 22, 2006 at 11:33 AM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
HA!
Posted by: casey | November 22, 2006 at 11:36 AM
Psssst
I know where this prisoner can pick up a purloined penis....
just sayin
Posted by: casey | November 22, 2006 at 11:39 AM
I pitty the poor peckerless person...prison probing probably.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 22, 2006 at 11:39 AM
probably = probable!!!
*thaws out frozen pinky*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 22, 2006 at 11:40 AM
casey, that purloined penis is probably putrid by now..just sayin'
Posted by: Siouxie | November 22, 2006 at 11:44 AM
*thaws out frozen pinky* ~ Siouxie
PAH-LEEZE!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | November 22, 2006 at 11:47 AM
*SNORK*
if there was a best of Dave's World archive, this thread would hafta go in it
Posted by: TCK | November 22, 2006 at 11:48 AM
I agree TCK!
Posted by: casey | November 22, 2006 at 11:49 AM
I am soooooo glad I am not drinking anythng right now. I would be in pain and ordering a new keyboard.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | November 22, 2006 at 12:24 PM
Poor, poor prisoner. In an attempt to produce a penis proportionately prodigious, the phallus physician purportedly produced a petite and puny version. No wonder he was pissed.
You guys have no idea how long it took me to do this. Do I get an award or something? A prize or a present?
Posted by: Casey | November 22, 2006 at 12:53 PM
In other news, STIX NIX HIX PIX...
Posted by: tonymus | November 22, 2006 at 01:36 PM
Looks like he'll have lots of opportunities to try out his new unit.
Posted by: CandyT | November 22, 2006 at 03:50 PM
shouldn't it have been "penal punishment"?
Posted by: shellann | November 22, 2006 at 09:58 PM
poignantly perfect, casey! you just won a perishable prick providing you pick it up prior to putrification.
whewwwww!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 23, 2006 at 12:05 AM
Why was this purported puny penis parable datelined Philadelphia? Perhaps the publishers proposed that "Reamsville" is a perfectly appropriate name for a peaceful, placid place in Pennsylvania (ala Intercourse, Blue Ball, Bird-in-Hand)?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 23, 2006 at 01:16 AM