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No surprise to me. Cell phones will kill us all some day.
Ashok Agarwal = koala washrag
Posted by: ubetcha | October 24, 2006 at 09:07 AM
*rriiiinnnggg*
"Yeah, hi, Sperm? This is Egg. Where the heck are you?"
"Geez, Egg, keep your pants on, we'll get there when we get there." Dames.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 24, 2006 at 09:09 AM
Well, I can't compete with that!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 24, 2006 at 09:12 AM
all your sperm are belong to us.
Posted by: casey | October 24, 2006 at 09:13 AM
i guess i shouldnt keep my phone between my legs when I drive...
snork @ casey...I got that
Posted by: Chaz | October 24, 2006 at 09:16 AM
Quote: Men who used mobile phones for more than four hours a day were found to have 25 percent lower sperm count than men who never used a mobile.
This just makes me wonder. Are these men using the phones WRONG? The phone is supposed to be held up to the HEAD while using it...not down by the crotch!
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | October 24, 2006 at 09:18 AM
Once again this is just chlorinating the gene pool. Any guy who spends more than 4 hours a day on a cell phone shouldn't breed anyway.
Posted by: fivver | October 24, 2006 at 09:26 AM
I am so glad I don't use those contraptions... or should I say, contraceptions?
As immortalized in song by
:
”Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.”
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | October 24, 2006 at 09:27 AM
Well, all I know is, if my date stays on his cell phone thru dinner, his sperm count ain't gonna matter.
Posted by: baligurl | October 24, 2006 at 09:28 AM
I am so glad I don't use those contraptions... or should I say, contraceptions?
As immortalized in song by
:
”Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.”
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | October 24, 2006 at 09:29 AM
Oops. sorry, it should have been...
As immortalized in song by Monty Python
:
”Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.”
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | October 24, 2006 at 09:32 AM
Well, all I know is, if my date stays on his cell phone thru dinner, his sperm count ain't gonna matter.
Posted by: baligurl | October 24, 2006 at 09:32 AM
Oops. sorry, it should have been...
As immortalized in song by Monty Python
:
”Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.”
Linky didn't linky
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | October 24, 2006 at 09:33 AM
Man, it's taking forever to get a post posted for me. Anyone else?
Posted by: baligurl | October 24, 2006 at 09:34 AM
"These cells in the testes have been shown to be susceptible to electromagnetic waves in previous research in animals..."
The cells in the testes get grounded and grounded
Grounded and grounded
Grounded and grounded
The cells in the testes get grounded and grounded
All day long.
Posted by: Stevie W | October 24, 2006 at 09:34 AM
Is the blog broken?
Linky didn't linky, and there seems to be a rash of double posting
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | October 24, 2006 at 09:34 AM
Man, it's taking forever to get a post posted for me. Anyone else?
Posted by: baligurl | October 24, 2006 at 09:36 AM
I am having problems too, and I cannot even get to the comments on the industrial accident to be the FIRST there.
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | October 24, 2006 at 09:36 AM
Wow... I can't believe I actually four-posted. I kept getting rejections (404 not found), so I kept sending... Oops, again, and sorry.
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | October 24, 2006 at 09:38 AM
Man, it's taking forever to get a post posted for me. Anyone else?
Posted by: baligurl | October 24, 2006 at 09:38 AM
I couldn't even post for the next posting.
On topic:
I guess that's what is meant by "phoning it in."
Posted by: estrogen centrale | October 24, 2006 at 09:39 AM
Karma, Baron...
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 24, 2006 at 09:39 AM
If you have cell phone sex for more than four hours, aren't you supposed to see a doctor anyway?
Posted by: Stevie W | October 24, 2006 at 09:40 AM
Maybe the porn sire above gave the blog an STD?
Posted by: baligurl | October 24, 2006 at 09:40 AM
I'm having difficulty, too.
On topic:
Is that what is meant by "phoning it in"?
Posted by: estrogen centrale | October 24, 2006 at 09:41 AM
We're trapped in a weird blog-warp. I mean, even weirder than usual.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 24, 2006 at 09:41 AM
I think the porn site above gave the blog an STD.
Posted by: baligurl | October 24, 2006 at 09:42 AM
Can't post on the new ones. Hope this works. And SNORK at everyone on the cell phone.
Posted by: kittypaws | October 24, 2006 at 09:43 AM
baligurl, I think you are right. We've got an STD going on here.
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Posted by: Siouxie | October 24, 2006 at 09:48 AM
That was YOU, sxi?
Posted by: Stevie W | October 24, 2006 at 09:50 AM
That was YOU, sxi?
Posted by: Stevie W | October 24, 2006 at 09:52 AM
I find pornography to be degrading to my human character and deeply offensive. Whoever this Susan is needs to be ashamed that she posted that.
Also, the picture on her site won't load.
Posted by: Brian | October 24, 2006 at 09:54 AM
well...stevie...I'm not one to brag...but...I do quite well in the internet p0rn biz.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 24, 2006 at 09:56 AM
*tiptoes in*
psst...is this thing fixed yet?
I don't wanna get an STD.
Posted by: blurk | October 24, 2006 at 09:57 AM
Don't use your cell phone, blurk.
Posted by: baligurl | October 24, 2006 at 09:59 AM
Busted blog
In the morning
Gives me :-(
Busted blog
In the morning
Makes me :'(
Posted by: Clean Hands | October 24, 2006 at 10:03 AM
just use a keyboard cover fow now, blurk...
Posted by: Siouxie | October 24, 2006 at 10:03 AM
Not even for 900 numbers?
Jeez, can't have any fun.
Posted by: blurk | October 24, 2006 at 10:04 AM
rushes in with a bandaid.
Posted by: crossgirl | October 24, 2006 at 10:05 AM
CH - not sure we should be simuling in an unprotected blog environment...
great as usual though ;)
Posted by: Siouxie | October 24, 2006 at 10:05 AM
profilprofalakkeyboard cover in place.Posted by: blurk | October 24, 2006 at 10:06 AM
It's feexed up!!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 24, 2006 at 10:11 AM
*shuts down p0rn site*
Posted by: Siouxie | October 24, 2006 at 10:32 AM
I've got as many kids as I plan to have. All of my swimmers can vacate the pool for all I care. Just so long as Mr. Johnson can still stand up and salute I'll be fine.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 24, 2006 at 10:38 AM
Yes, Mr. Federline, this brand new feature-packed cell phone is yours, free of charge, courtesy of the Dave Barry bloglits. Use it in good health. Often.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 24, 2006 at 10:41 AM
Oh! Forgot! Paris' cell no. is on speed dial 1.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 24, 2006 at 10:43 AM
*snork* @ Meanie
Posted by: blurk | October 24, 2006 at 10:44 AM
LOL Meanie!
If it were that simple...
Posted by: Siouxie | October 24, 2006 at 10:48 AM
well, perhaps then, that will lower the number of nincompoops born in the future.
Posted by: queensbee | October 24, 2006 at 11:11 AM
Has it occured to anybody that it's the other way round, and guys with lower sperm counts are just more interested in talking on the phone?
Posted by: Bill | October 24, 2006 at 01:56 PM
Mrs. Layzee is now demanding that I keep my Crackberry in my pocket 24/7. We already have "yours and mine" and aren't interested in having an "ours."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 24, 2006 at 02:04 PM
Why did they give those phones a vibrate feature anyway?
On another topic: I couldn't get the page to load. I stopped trying after the first 4300 background images came up.
Posted by: | October 24, 2006 at 02:54 PM
I would like to note that the Susan who posted way up there is not me. Not in any way, shape or form.
Using my name like that.
Shocking.
Shocking, I say.
And I also thought that cell phones were used up a little higher, not around the male nether regions.
Posted by: Susan with no blog | October 25, 2006 at 12:48 PM
test
Posted by: Eleanor | October 28, 2006 at 06:19 PM