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Attack of the Giant Savage Pig

(Thanks to Wyo)

Comments

[Siouxie]

YAY Wyo!! it got posted!

[Siouxie]

You can tell that didn't happen here in Miami. There woulda been 50 cubans on that pig and a hell of a roastin'!

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Holy Cr@p. 300 yards isn't a wide enough berth, apparently.

If that happened around here, someone would employ a modified version of "The 3 S's". That's Shoot, Shovel, Shut up. In this case, I'm thinking Shoot, Dress, Cook, Eat, Shut up.

[alienmare]

Heeeerrrrre piggie, piggie, piggie, pigggggiiiieeeeee -

[diverdowndoc]

The writer is a little generous with the adverbs.

[insomniac]

how insulting is it that they feel they have to identify which picture is the pig?

key quote: "I tried to make my horse attractive to the pig..."

(lifted from the Charles and Camilla story)

[anon]

Verderers, ancient guardians of the forest?
That was one long article.

[Layzeeboy]

I've tried to make myself attractive to pigs in my day but never my horse.

[casey]

I, too was intrigued by the attractive horse statement. She tried to make her horse attractive by walking it in circles? My 7 yr old neighbor thinks her horse is attractive after she bathes him and braids ribbons in his mane. The horse also has a really cute pink and black saddle with a matching headstall & chest plate...pink and black with little rhinestones all over it. Poor horse. I'll suggest she just walk him in circles from now on. Who knew? Much less traumatic for the horse, much less work for the child.

[casey]

I was once savaged by a pig....of the Drunken Red-Neck variety. I agree....it was quite traumatic.

[XMY]

Maybe he was out for a little Deliverance revenge?

[danceswithvowels]

I hear you've been having trouble with pigs and ponies.
It's very distraughtening.

This calls for roast pig with lumpy gravy.

[Chaz]

I like the pix captions. Above-Pig, Below-Lady...d'uh

[Layzeeboy]

XMY, I've always wondered about that. I mean the guy had his choice between Burt Reynolds and John Voigt and he picks Ned Beatty????

[Brainy Jello]

"Above, a wild pig, below, nurse Carolyn Robinson
Enlarge the image"

Ugh - Chaz beat me to it. Nevermind.

[Jeff Meyerson]

insomniac got the key point for me, too: Above, a wild pig, below, nurse Carolyn Robinson

Gee thanks, fellas. I wasn't sure which was which!

[Jeff Meyerson]

Whoops, Chaz & Brainy got there too.

[Olo Baggins of Bywater]

savaged by a pig

Brief flashback to a blog entry some time ago, of a video where a guy (did it have to be a guy?) collected a pig's male reproductive juices. But thankfully, that wasn't what happened here. Whew.

[Beppie]

I will be certain to report any threatening pig incidents as well.

[Clean Hands]

A few comments on this very disturbing story:

"The woman in the car also assited by starting to beep the vehicle's horn."

...and...

'Without someone there I dare not think what could have happened. Ive come across a lot of pigs but I have never had one run at me at speed. '"

...and...

"Hampshire Police spokesman Alan Smith urged people to take care in the New Forest and report any furtehr pig incidents so 'appropriate action' could be taken."

Their editors must have been scared off by a large wild pig, I guess...

"'Obviously we may have a problem identifying the animal in question. But we would liaise with the managers of the New Forest in a bid to identify it and take whatever action is considered necessary to prevent further incidents.'"

I'm so glad to hear that they are taking the firm action of liasing.

...a huge harvest of deadly acorns caused by the dry summer has this autumn seen a call for more pigs.

This New Forest sounds like a downright dangerous place, in general. Perhaps it would be safer to simply call in a nuclear strike.

Paging Mr. Kim...

[Meanie the Blue]

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Beasties love you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
Get off your horse, please, Mrs. Robinson
The Forest holds a place for those who stray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

We'd like to snort a little bit about you for awhile
We'd like to sample you a bit, you see
Look around you, all you see are hungry little eyes
Roll around the grounds until we drag you home

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Beasties love you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
Get off your horse, please, Mrs. Robinson
The Forest holds a place for those who stray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Riding in a piggy's place where no one ever goes
Come on in our pantry, join our cornflakes
Apple in your mouth, just a Robinson cooked rare
Most of all, you've got to tenderize it for the kids

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson
Beasties love you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
Get off your horse, please, Mrs. Robinson
The Forest holds a place for those who stray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Sitting in a mudhole on a Sunday afternoon
To have white or dark meat we debate
Laugh about it, snort about it
When we've got to choose
Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose

Where have you gone, Arnold Ziffel, now
A nation turns its hungry eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
You're the other white meat nowadays
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

[insomniac]

*snork*

[morty]

Hampshire Police spokesman Alan Smith urged people to take care in the New Forest and report any furtehr[sic] pig incidents so "appropriate action" could be taken.

"appropriate action"= firing up the smoker and breakin' out the beers...*uurp*, 'skuze me....

[Clean Hands]

Great one, insom. I already had that earworm going, so you didn't even hurt me. :-)

[Clean Hands]

Uh, "Meanie," I meant. Sorry about that.

Insom, I have no doubt that your snork was of the highest quality, too.

[Susan]

Meanie, thank you.

Far better than I could have done.

[Meanie the Blue]

I'll take a snork from, and be mistaken for, Insom any ol' day.

*Is humbled*

[Siouxie *working gal*]

*quick time out from working(UGH) to add my *SNORK*@ Meanie - to the collective snorkage...*

Well worth the time out :-)

[KDF]

*snork* at insom getting the credit for Blue's earworm.

Also, suddenly, I'm craving bacon.

[Boo Augustus]

Could have been worse. It coud have been squirrels.