ONLY IN CALIFORNIA

Bring Your Worms to Work Day

(Thanks to Andy the tropichunt.com guy)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

I'd rather bring my maggots to work.

[Punkin Poo]

Last time I brought worms to work, it was after a particularly bad meal in Mexico.....

Oh, and MORNING!

[billinbossier]

Keep worms in your office??? Yuuuuuuk!

[spankyospanky]

Jeff: I got enough maggots 'round here.

[Punkin Poo]

*starts coffee maker while waiting for others to show up....also puts synonym rolls in oven*

[Punkin Poo]

Spanky - please step back a few miles feet, would ya?

[Punkin Poo]

dang - no coffee makes Punkin not know her i's from her b's.....

[Punkin Poo]

I mean, S's........

*goes back to bed and starts over again*

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Morning, you maggots! Now get to work!

Oh, wait, maggots are not allowed in the work place. Only worms.

Go home. You're fired.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Punkin - Are the synonym rolls ready yet? I didn't hear the timer go off, but I wasn't really paying attention either.

In California, these would be unstressed worms, right?

[O the U(manity)]

OK Punkin' ... offer still open to help ya manage that HAZ-MAT deal you mentioned ... merely to help protect the girls, of course ...

I've had some coffee (so far today) but I'm not gonna pretend I'm ready for werk ... the worms @ work idea is not new, but it's handy if y'all wanna go fishin' right after you punch out (on the time clock) ...

I din't think them superliberal SoCal/NoCal dudes & dudesses wuz so prejudiced, tho ... they seem to be perty discrimination-minded ... sayin' we gotta have Red wurms only ... mebbe that's why the Blue ones wanna escape?

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Where's Olo? I bet he enjoys dinner with the Maggots.

[kittypaws]

The composting thing is good, I do that with my horse manure, but worms in my office, EWWWWWWWWW.(Actually the guy with the huge garden down the road loves to get the composted manure because it doesn't burn the plants)

Actually that's the last sentence I read, then I had to leave, because EWWWWWWW.

[Punkin Poo]

Mornin' DPC! Rolls are just about ready...just drizzling frosting on them now.....

[O the U(manity)]

... and ... a couple of guys @ werk recently told some interestin' tales about "worms" and "dogs" and stuff, but I think I'll leave those to the imagination ...

[Punkin Poo]

O. the U. - Morning! I've been doing my chin-ups, so I think the girls are safe for now (but if I need a body guard, I'll let you know)

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

MMMMMmmmmmmm. Frosting.

[Punkin Poo]

*sets out platter of worm warm, yummy rolls*

"Come and get 'em!"

*jumps out of way of hungry-man stampede*

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

*grabs (politely) roll*
*smooches Punkin for providing excellent baked goods*

[DavetheRed]

Then the worms try to take over the world.

[insomniac]

how are they on digesting inter-office memos?

"Johnson, your last report on the Maggotworld merger was sub-standard. Even the worms wouldn't touch it."

[DavetheRed]

*Cheers for sweet, sticky buns

[Punkin Poo]

snork@insom!

*passes him a roll*

*blushes from DPC's smooch*

Shucks, twerint nuthin'.

[ron morrson]

There ARE things I don't need to know about.

[russell]

"The Worm Pile" wbagnfarb

also, mmmmmmm...synonym...thanks PP!!!

[crossgirl]

ok. they want workers to bring worms to work. the worms can only be bought from specialty worm providers. do i smell government contract?!

i wouldn't mind sharing my work space with worms. i'd never have to buy bait again!

[Meanie the Blue]

*SNORK!* at the "Live Nude Worms" supply house.

-Sets a batch of homonym** grits on the stove-

**NTTAWWT

[insomniac]

comments on cal. job evaluations:

Jones compares unfavorably with the office worm pool:

He smells worse, makes more noise, and their poop is worth something!

[almne]

Doesn't smell much? Compared to what? I've smelled a compost heap and I sure as h*ll wouldn't want one in an enclosed office. Ick.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

I didn't see anywhere in this story where you go to buy clothes for the non-nude worms. Is this why some worms are stressed? Would worm outfits be a good business to get into?

[Xmygrits]

Mornin funny people! Hot grits are ready fur anybody who wants em.

[Clean Hands]

Yummy! Synonym buns! You're the best, Punkin!

"Always on the cutting edge of all things environmental, California..." now has rotting food in its offices in altars to Gaia. *riffles through his pocket Constitution* Isn't there something in here about no establishment of a state religion?

[Clean Hands]

Woo-hoo! Grits & tabasco for me, please!

[Siouxie]

MORNING GORGEOUS BLOGGEREENS!!

What a beautiful morning it is! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping...or was that my hearing aid?? hmm...

Anywho...I was driving to work and had Barry White's super sexy voice whispering to me...

"Just you and me baby...just you...and me"

Life is GOOD!

*takes sticky bun* thanks Punkin SMOOCHIES!!!

[Xmygrits]

My office worm wears a suite and for some reason thinks he's my boss.

I need some posting help here...I keep getting the annoying phase that asks me to key in some secret code before my posts can be posted...its all cryptic and crap...I know I'm special and such, but this didn't happen until yesterday, whaddido wrong?

[Stevie W]

Great oldie by the Fireflies...

You worm mine
At the time
And the feeling
Was sublime
You worm mine
You worm mine
You worm really really mine
And I know
That our grub
Was a grub of true grub

[ScooterRocky]

I just can't imagine that it doesn't smell.

I love cinnamon rolls!

[Siouxie]

Xmy, that would be the blog patrol bot crap thingy...basically you can't post bad words or the word ch@t...go figure. And you can't post twice without the bot thing making you type that stupid code if it's under a min since your last post.

Comprende now?? I know I don't!

[Siouxie]

hmm and I'll take some grits too...w/butter...yummmmmo!

[Xmygrits]

Yes but, *whine* it keeps making me do it EVERY TIME I try to post...and I am not saying any bad werds.

[Xmygrits]

How bout some cheese grits? I can cut the cheese real well.

[Clean Hands]

The robot is evil. The robot robs ussssss of our first postses, yes it does, preciousssss.

[queensbee]

ick. but there are enough 'worms' in my awfiss already. worms are smelly. what is wrong with these people. oh, california, right. never mind.

[Punkin Poo]

As long as we're cooking a "wordwise" breakfast - anybody like fried SPAM?

[DavetheRed]

*Snork at CH

[Xmygrits]

I'm a vegetarian Punkin, I chew the meat then spit it out. BTW, you shore make damn good rolls!

[Clean Hands]

Howzabout fried spammers?

Okay, I'll settle for some fried SPAM™ - that's good eatin', specially with some grits & Tabasco™.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

I chop up the Spam™ and mix it into my scrambled eggs. Kind of a no-fuss pseudo-omelet.

[Siouxie]

everything goes with Tabasco!

*grabs another bun*

oops...sorry CH (hehe)

[Ford79]

I maintain a compost heap. If you manage it correctly (turn it over weekly, keep the right mix of components), it really doesn't have an objectionable smell. It smells kind of like oatmeal.

The food theme on this thread must be getting to me. Is it lunch time yet?

[Punkin Poo]

C'mon in, Ford! I may be cooking up some palindrome soup for lunch - comes out looking the same way as it went in...

[Xmygrits]

Depends on where you live Ford...I'm sure its 5oclock somewhere, here have a bowl of compost...smells kinda like oatmeal.

[Clean Hands]

*snork* @ Punkin & XMY.

[Siouxie]

uh...don't all guys of the male gender bring their worms to work everyday??

*note* those with detachable penises peni more than one penis need not reply.

[Xmygrits]

I adore that word...peni, not sure why, maybe envy.