MEANWHILE, ON THE BRASSIERE FRONT

...we have these developments.

Comments

[Siouxie]

Davis sucks out the fat with a metal cannula, as thin as a straw.

FIRST to say...SLURRRRRRRRP!

[ubetcha]

As to the suctionage, losing weight has gotta be cheaper.

[markhh]

Well, I guess littering makes sense. She left idiots strewn all over the highway...

Mark.

[Sean]

Sounds like something out of a Julia Childs TV show.." I now I suck the fat out with this metal thing..What't it called? A cannula..Here we go (suuurrppp)... Isn't that lovely"..

[Heinrich the Rat]

In the first story link, the pursuing men weren't trying to avoid the mystery object. The men were trying to catch it.

[queensbee]

which way do ya want the ramparts, fellas. i bet you dont care if they are fat ones or small ones or ...... ramparts is ramparts.

[Siouxie]

my answer to the bra-fat problem is my usual...
LETS BURN THOSE BRAS!!!

[Cat R.]

"The bra, which reportedly had been frayed because it was chewed by Miss Davis' dog earlier in the day, flew off the antenna. "

'kay.

[Brian]

Maybe I'm talking crazy talk here, but is it too much to suggest actually... erm.... losing the weight?

[crossgirl]

yes brian, it is.

[Siouxie]

Brian, actually losing the weight takes up too much effort & time when you can just SUCK it up!

[russell]

Wasn't Brastrap Fats a famous pool player?

[blurk]

I have a feeling these threads are gonna get interesting today. Much fodder for demented perverted inquiring minds.

[Punkin Poo]

Mmmmmmmmmm.............underarm cleavage.....

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

I believe we used to call them Back Boobs. Which were usually caused (not aleviated) by sucking it up.

[Siouxie]

*just glad she's got front boobs*

[Brian]

I find this story about back boobs to be patently offensive. While I do encourage open and honest dialogue about fatties and their back fat, I'm afraid this blog has not been designated a "Free Speach Zone." I'm going to kindly ask that this thread be removed.

[blurk]

Speach. Is that like more than one peach only with the S in the front and no e? English majors, little help here.

[crossgirl]

actually, brastrap fats was a chicago blues man.

[Meanie the Blue]

Massage is the answer. (I don't care what the question is.)

[Beppie]

It says if they gain weight that brastrap fat will come back. I wonder what would happen if they lose weight? I mean, in the first place. It would be a lot cheaper.

[crossgirl]

good answer meanie!

[Meanie the Blue]

Crossgirl, I think you're right. Brastrap Fats was the harmonica player for Muddy Milkers, wasn't he?

[Siouxie]

What is left on Inspector Clousseau's answering machine, Meanie??

[Meanie the Blue]

Sacré bleu! Why, that would be a massage, Mme. Siouxie.

[Siouxie]

*figures that was le question*

[puppytoes]

now see? i happen to think there's a national epidemic of "bra fat" -- so sucking it out seems like a good idea. far better than having all those fat-backed women dispense with their bras all together, which would be floppy *and* flabby. not to mention scary.

[Brad]

Brian, I have another solution for you... If you've (a woman, not you Brian) got back boobs going, maybe DON'T WEAR A TIGHT SHIRT!! Sorry for shouting but Jesus's face on a bagel, some people (again, not you Brian) are stupid!

[kittypaws]

The real reason I don't wear a bra. (At least when I'm working at home and not in the office.) :)Or you could just get a bra that fits correctly. Much cheaper then the sucking thing.

[Clean Hands]

Getting a proper fit can be a pretty big challenge, especially for someone underendowed but wearing a few extra pounds in general.

[CandyT]

"Back fat will come back if you put on weight."
Maybe that's why they call it back fat.

[MareBear]

Okay, many svelte women have bra fat issues. This is an area that's really darn hard to target for exercise. And to the people who said to get a proper fitting bra--you fit for what goes in the bra, not what the bra goes around; that's the only way to get enough support. But Brad definitely has the best idea. It's not that big a deal to get a bigger shirt, plus you'll be able to breathe more easily.

[Brad]

Hey, if there is one thing Brad knows his way around, it's a brassiere.