FIRE REPORT
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October 24, 2006
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Panbanisha...Aren't they're confusing him with Curious George?
Posted by: marytheblogkidsmom | October 24, 2006 at 11:30 AM
Well, ain't my ass red...
Posted by: Panbashina Panobo | October 24, 2006 at 11:33 AM
Don't scold her(?)! Now when there really is a fire they will all die because Panbanisha wont pull the alarm.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 24, 2006 at 11:34 AM
They should never have taught Koko to read and speak... since then, nothing but trouble. And while we are at it, we should never have landed on the moon either.
Posted by: Dave_no_not_THE_Dave | October 24, 2006 at 11:36 AM
that ape needs a boob job...just sayin'
SAGGGGY!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 24, 2006 at 11:37 AM
That's what you get for teachin' apes to smoke in bed...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | October 24, 2006 at 11:38 AM
Oh, we never landed on the moon! Are people still falling for that ol' gag??
Posted by: jon | October 24, 2006 at 11:42 AM
So this is what it takes to get bazoombage published in the Washington Post... it has to belong to a bonobo. :-/
Posted by: Clean Hands | October 24, 2006 at 11:44 AM
I wonder why the monkey even had access to the fire alarm pull thingy. Is there a fire extinguisher in there for her to play with too? How about maybe a fire axe?
I can just see the architect thinking, "Hmmmm.... this is a good place for an alarm pull. Monkeys could never figure out how to operate this lever."
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | October 24, 2006 at 11:48 AM
Yeah, that's the ticket. The bonobo, yeah. He did it. Yeah.
Posted by: J. Lovitz | October 24, 2006 at 11:53 AM
combine this and the other story and you have "Ape-Sh!t"
Posted by: Chaz | October 24, 2006 at 11:53 AM
Baron, it compliments the flamethrower "Monkeys could never figure out how to operate", on the facing wall.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | October 24, 2006 at 11:53 AM
Siouxie,be good.They won't let her out to buy a bra.
Posted by: ron | October 24, 2006 at 12:06 PM
No doubt she's been panbanished.
Posted by: ubetcha | October 24, 2006 at 12:22 PM
Just a gentle note to say that Koko is a gorilla; the first ape to language was named Washoo, and monekys are not apes. ;-)
Sorry -- guess I spent too much time in anthropology classes. I'm not usually that pedantic -- except when Europeans refer to my mother tongue as American. ;-))
Posted by: AmerinPars | October 24, 2006 at 12:29 PM
PS SHE did it. Not HE. ;-)) Sorry, it must be the weather that's making me grumpy and particular about things. It rained beaucoup buckets here last night and now feels very much like late October. I need more full spectrum lightbulbs...
Posted by: AmerinPars | October 24, 2006 at 12:31 PM
Speaking of lightbulbs, I bet it only takes one ape to change a lightbulb.
Posted by: AmerinPars | October 24, 2006 at 12:32 PM
That should have been "the first ape to use sign-language" back in the comment where I was being so particular about primates.
Now I feel red-faced. Better than being a red-bottomed baboon.
Posted by: AmerinPars | October 24, 2006 at 12:34 PM
That's okay, AnP. I've been that way all week and haven't been nearly as nice as you.
Posted by: alienmare | October 24, 2006 at 12:40 PM
Thanks -- I feel better now. Especially since it no longer looks like I've been talking to myself up there. ;-)
Posted by: AmerinPars | October 24, 2006 at 12:45 PM
Hey guys! Bazoomage!! Aren't you all excited?
...
Guys?
*crickets chirping*
Where are all the guys?
Posted by: muffles | October 24, 2006 at 12:58 PM
I prefer the Bazoomages of my own species, thanks very much ;-)
Posted by: AmerinPars | October 24, 2006 at 01:03 PM
(*)(*)
Someone say bazoomage?
Posted by: blurk | October 24, 2006 at 01:03 PM
Vavavaboom!
Posted by: AmerinPars | October 24, 2006 at 01:04 PM
So, did they spank the monkey er, ape?
Posted by: Trillian | October 24, 2006 at 01:08 PM
The resident anthropologist should also note that bonobo's are not monkeys
Posted by: Dave_no_not_THE_Dave | October 24, 2006 at 01:51 PM
(the 'head and shoulders, knees and toes' song)
Panbanisha needs more clothes, needs more clothes
Panbanisha needs more clothes
she might be cute to bo-no-bos
But Panbanisha needs more clothes!
Posted by: insomniac | October 24, 2006 at 02:01 PM
Obligatory *snork* for insom
Muffles, maybe the other guys are over there staring at the picture. Hey, ya never know.
Posted by: ScottMGS | October 24, 2006 at 06:06 PM
Hey Dave no not the Dave -- you're an anthropologist? Can we talk? :-)
Posted by: AmerinPars | October 25, 2006 at 04:11 AM