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October 26, 2006

CHILDREN'S MUSEUM OF THE WEEK SO FAR

"Fithi  is still having her grand adventure."

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Defrosted rat....yummmmm.....

Yeah, this was all over our local news.....I don't care HOW Un-dangerous (?) she is - we're sticking with the Aquarium. Sharks I can deal with.

Now available at the museum cafe - defrosted rat 'n' fries

(As evidenced here in the blog each day)

not rats - dealing w/ sharks....aw fuggedit....

*frikkin bot*

I'll order the fries hold the rat please.

2 1/2 foot? That's not a very big constrictor. It'll probably scare the bejesus out of the security guard one night, lol.

I shouldn't be sayin' keep
My damn name outcha mouth
But y'all keep increasin' my fame ...
Go ahead and say whatcha wanna
I'm gonna stay where it’s warm
right here with my crew, uh
I know y'all wishin' you was in my position
Cause I keep gettin' into situations
That you wish you was in, cousin
I'm not your brother, I'm not your uncle, I'm the viper
Slidin' in this cave and y'all ain't got a clue
My prediction is that y'all are gonna hate
I’m a wicked butt snake, your drawers I habitate
But I know that you want it don’t deny it
Because people always askin' me
Where’s my intestinal parasite?
Well maybe, baby, you could wait and see
Until then all these Pavarottis followin' me
Gettin' anxious? Go take a peek
I'm starrin' in mud’s poetry
Now every day and week
Back then, they call me K-fed
But call me butt viper instead
Back then, they call me K-fed
But you can call ...

Defrosted rats? How come they can't get fresh? Hmmmph!

First time (and every time since) I look at this, I read it as "Filthi" ... go figure ...

Fithi (the Greek word for snake) is a 2 1/2 -foot bald python..

no worries, she'll be back after the hair plugs take hold.

She's hiding in shame. Can't "Locks of Love" do anything to help alieviate her misery?

How about a shovel?

Dis habn habben sitz nonteen fithy figh...

Meanwhile the museum remains blissfully rodent-free...

Once you go rat, you never go back.

death-row prisoner: I'd like the Beef Wellington, medium-rare, asparagus with Hollandaise sauce, and sugar-free Jello.
Mr Fawlty: Uh, sorry, we're all out of Beef Wellington tonight, Sir.
death-row prisoner: Oh, all right. Then I'll have the duck.
Mr Fawlty: No, duck's off. Sorry
. . . . *hands prisoner freshly typed menu* . . . .
This is our new menu, just for tonight.
death-row prisoner: "Defrosted rat la orange, Defrosted rat with cherry sauce, and Defrosted rat a la mode." What the ...
Mr Fawlty: That's right, Sir. Defrosted rat done with three extremely different sauces.
death-row prisoner: What if you don't like defrosted rat?!
Mr Fawlty: "Well if you don't like rat .. err .. you're rather flat."

Her last meal was a defrosted rat

sweep

sweep sweep

sweepity sweep sweep

geezzzzzzzz LOL

You put the rat on the museum menu??!

My apologies for the italics problem.

I hope they use a special microwave to defrost the rats. You wouldn't want that flavor in your hot chocolate.

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