BULLETIN BULLETIN BREAKING HOFF BULLETIN

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Comments

[Brainy Jello]

First - and isn't "shocked" a little strong of a reaction to that?

[Siouxie]

well..duh...

Kitt had the HOTS for the HOFF.

[Jeff Meyerson]

The car was gay?

[Kilmeny]

Gives vehicular sex a new spin....

[Wyo ηξει ο κυριος Cowboy]

yet another proof of doom. First, Rock Hudson, then Kit? I'll have to shoot the feller that levels such an accusation at John Wayne.

[billinbossier]

Oh well...NTTAWWT!

[Brainy Jello]

It's auto-erot!ca.

[24]

Another case of I Know You Are, But What Am I?

[Dr Acula]

Naw. Kitt was straight. The really outrageously gay car was fag hag Lady Penelope's Rolls Royce in Thunderbirds, which was a particularly tasteful pink.

[tropichunt.com guy™]

I'm so TIREd of these insinuations.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Whenever Kit left his her its trailer "home" it always went tailpipe first. How is Kit being gay news?

[wench]

Now this is a gay car. NTTAWWT

[DavetheRed]

My father went out and bought a car just like that back when that show was on. lol.

[Dr Acula]

Also, Hoff did not fall asleep on TV because he was drunk. He fell asleep because GMTV has that effect on everyone. Better than Valium.

[Siouxie]

If most cars are referred to as being of the female gender...would that make Kitt a lesbian?

*too many thought-provoking posts for a Monday mornin*

More coffee needed

[Wyo Cowboy]

Off topic:

It's been snowing here for the last hour. Maybe that's where my mood comes from.

BOT:

Sioux, I've claimed to be a male lesbian for years.

[Siouxie]

I will admit, however, that I thought the Hoff was HOT back then.

I know...drugs are to blame

[fivver]

*the phrase 'emissions inspection' wanders across mind. takes mind to the wood shed for a good thrashing*

[Siouxie]

Wyo, I saw that on the news this morning...Wyo & Montana would be having a bit of snow...

why fer are you moody?? must be soooooooo purty :)

(btw...it's about 87 degrees here in Miyami)

[Jeff Meyerson]

Snowing? Brrr. It's 77 and sunny here today.

[almne]

He's just jealous because people liked the car more than him.

[Wyo Cowboy]

Farrah was hot too.

[Meanie the Blue]

Maybe it's a drag racer.

[Stevie W]

My Mother the Car must be rolling over in her auto graveyard.

[Wyo Cowboy]

can't put it off any longer, horses are hungry and I've gotta go to work. Have a good day, all,

[Clean Hands]

Oh, dear God, it's too early on a Monday morning for gay truck pr0n, wench.

I knew a fellow when I was in the service (he was a fellow servicemember, to boot), who liked to cross-dress, and fully considered himself a lesbian. NNTA wrong WT, but am I permitted under the rules of political correctness to observe that it was, perhaps, just the slightest bit weird?

(This same fellow also had the most amazing collection of pr0n, covering topics that one hardly ever runs across even when clicking on ambiguously-labeled links on teh Interwebs today...)

[baligurl]

Mornin', all! The last time I was this shocked was when the news broke about George Takei. I'm gonna need a donut. Wait. That's not right.

[Punkin Poo]

Explains the crushed red velour interior...

[Clean Hands]

I thought that I had heard the Hoff comment about his car some time ago.

Also, y'all are giving me scary flashbacks to the ambiguously-labeled link I saw a while back where a gal actually did engage in carnal relations with her vehicle. I don't think I'm even going to add NTTAWWT to this note.

[baligurl]

Ewww, CH. I occasionally talk dirty to my car, but it's usually when it won't start on cold mornings. I bet I'm not the only one.

[Siouxie]

CH, now if you can imagine the Hoff in that flashback?

*here's the the brain bleach*

*you're welcome*

[baligurl]

Um, CH, pass that bleach this way when you're done, please?

[Punkin Poo]

All I can think of is the voice of Kitt "teaching" on "Boy Meets World".....

[Clean Hands]

Siouxie, that was mean.

We're going to need an industrial-sized bottle of brain bleach, I think.

Oh, and good morning to you, too. :-P

[Clean Hands]

Now, see, Punkin knows how to greet a feller on a chilly Monday morning. :-D

[Punkin Poo]

Need a jump, CH?

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

CH - You served with Klinger?

[Siouxie]

hehe...sorry and mornin' to ya!

chilly?? where?? :-P (back atcha)

[Clean Hands]

No, the fellow I served with didn't have the prominent adam's apple or magnificent nose that Klinger sported. He was just kind of a slightly doughy-looking blond. (Or should that be "blonde?" Whatever.)

[Clean Hands]

Heh. I like weather that's a bit nippy [sic], especially when there's a shortage of bras due to protests against the imperialist running dogs of capitalism.

[baligurl]

CH, I was going to say "blonde" id the feminine form, but then I got all confused with "Marvin Gaye". SO...I got nuthin'.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

I don't remember Kitt wearing a bra, and the show wasn't filmed in Thailand so closing factories had nothing to do with the wardrobe.

[Siouxie]

I'm sure you love the nippiness, CH.

I'm just worried that I won't be able to get that super comfty VS bra all the blog babes have been talking about...hmmmph!

Nip or no nip! we need comfort...

[queensbee]

ahh! a replacement for paris perhaps?? i loved Hoff's cameo in the spongebob movie. it was hilarious.