ATTENTION, ADVERTISERS LOOKING FOR AN EXCITING NEW MEDIUM

Consider the Dog Toilet.

Comments

[Punkin Poo]

MY idea is cheaper....CORKS.

[crossgirl]

"Wall AG also has developed human toilets and bus stops. "

human toilets in bus stops might be a good idea.

[Edgar Greenberg]

I'll stick to eggs.

[crossgirl]

hey punkin, how would you read the ad on the cork if you're using it as intended? a little banner that attaches to the end and flys about behind?

[Punkin Poo]

crossgirl - EXCELLENT idea!!!!! (But you don't get any royalties, sorry)

[Cheryl]

Trying to think of humorous comment ... but actually, this is a great idea! Probably really expensive to build -- but I wish I'd thought of it. There will never be a shortage of puppy poo, and related puppy poo profits ...

[Cheryl]

Off topic alert -- The Prestige opens tomorrow. Christian Bale AND Hugh Jackman. In the same movie.

*sigh*

And now, back to the puppy poo ...

[DavetheRed]

I have to agree with Cheryl, although dog poop may be funny, (when placed in a paper bag and lit on fire), this is a pretty good idea.

[mudstuffin]

"Workers on Segway scooters then cruise through the city to pick up where the dog owners fail. The scooters can shoot a substance that freezes the droppings to make them easier to pick up and neutralize their scent."

Somehow I don't think you'd get many applicants for this job in America. Trying to picture a Radical Teen w/ piercings and baggy pants bending over to spray a poop.... nahh.

[fivver]

I don't know, it looks a little too much like a microwave popcorn package. That could be a bad thing.

[nannie]

fivver, maybe that means it'll explode!!

[Siouxie]

mud, I agree...imaging the job description on their resume:

Pooper Picker Upper.

nah...

Cheryl, I am already SALIVATING!! I'll be going this weekend fer sure!

[Siouxie]

I meant...imaginE

*wipes drool*

[AmerinPars]

WE NEED THIS IN FRANCE!! I love the French, but the ones who have dogs, or furry handbags that breath and bark and poop, are the worst for not cleaning up after Fifi or Claude. The area I live in has sand pits, which helps. Other areas have bags, but not the "you don't have to touch it" kind.

OTOH, who am I kidding. Most of the French STILL probably wouldn't use them.

[Meanie the Blue]

*Pictures James Bond on a Segway shooting out substances that freeze his targets. And a chase on Segways through the streets of Pyongyang complete with bad guys colliding amid a shower of sparks and smoke, and flying off the ends of rooftops and landing in public dog toilets. Sees Kim Jong Il cursing in his underground fortress playroom, with flickering monitors in the background showing multiple-angle DVD shots of The Simple Life*

[Clean Hands]

A chase on Segways would be about as exciting as a paint-drying race.

[MOTW]

The scooters can shoot a substance that freezes the droppings to make them easier to pick up and neutralize their scent.

The scooters are equipped with a spray-gun or does the author mean that the humans who ride the scooters have a spray-gun? How about they just aim at the doody extruder as the doody exits?

wbagnfaRSO (redneck soap opera) As the Doody Exits

[blurk]

I don't know, it looks a little too much like a microwave popcorn package. That could be a bad thing.

Posted by: fivver | 09:07 AM on October 19, 2006

Jiffy Poop?

[Siouxie]

sheesh..just pick up the DOGSH!T people!!!

buncha lazy euro-pee-ans!

[Siouxie]

uh..blurk, normally I'd be very excited after our simul but considering we're both talking about poop, I'll wait for the next one..k???

*snork* @ Jiffy Poop!!

[Dianebananadana]

The humans who ride the scooters should aim at the owners who didn't pick up their own doggie's poop!

Pet Peeve of mine-----if you own the dog, pick up the poop!!!!

(Having stepped in it....ewwwwwwwww)

[almne]

Excluding the Segways (I guess the company had to get rid of them somehow), you can find this type of thing in dog parks.

[Clean Hands]

I'm inclined to agree, almne - this does seem like an egregious example of commercial product placement.

Not to mention a questionable one.

"Segway - perfect for picking up dogsh!t."

[NiftyWitch]

"The scooters can shoot a substance that freezes the droppings to make them easier to pick up and neutralize their scent."

I wonder if that would work on men? I need a date for Saturday night.

[marfie]

This sounds like something on an episode of Arrested Development, may it rest in peace. *sigh*

[EB]

Jeez, I was hoping the story was about a REAL Dog Toilet you could use in your house...would make my life alot easier right now.....

Course that wouldn't solve the problem with dogs wanting to spread the scent.....

EB....(NiftyWitch, at 53, not even freezing their scent helps)

[Clean Hands]

So.... now bounty hunters' toilets get advertisements posted in them?

I knew Ol' Dawg was having some hard times, with the Feds busting down his door and all, but to have to sink to accepting bathroom ads makes it clear just how desperate things have gotten for him.

Free Dawg!

[Hanna]

Boy meets girl at singles bar. "What do you do for a living?"

"Freeze dog poop and dispose of it." Or, he could call himself a "droppings engineer," or a "doodoo voodoo."

[Stevie W]

(To the tune of "Silhouettes," with apologies in advance to the Rays and maybe even to Herman's Hermits)

Took a walk to that crap haus
Late last night
Mit mein dachshund und mein frau
Schvincters tight
From within a searing stench
Two still-a wet spots they made
Oh what couple baloneys they laid

Lost control and spread the smell
Three steps more
Let them in or else I'll beat
Down the door
Into piles of shit I step
Two still-a wet spots they made
Said to myself
You shouldn't a worn the good shoes

Still-a wet, still-a wet,
Still-a wet, still-a wet,
Still-a wet, still-a wet,
Spots they made

Still-a wet, still-a wet,
Still-a wet, still-a wet,
Still-a wet, still-a wet,
Spots they made

Still-a wet, still-a wet,
Still-a wet, still-a wet,
Still-a wet,
Two still-a wet spots they made!

[Cat R.]

*snork*s to NiftyWitch and stevie

I think Jack Black and Ben Stiller might be a little "Envious" of this contraption... remember their "Vapoorizer"?