AND THE SO-CALLED "UNITED NATIONS" DOES NOTHING
(Thanks to Jeff Arch)
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October 17, 2006
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The ex-Spice Girl advises women to beware of mini-skirts, saying: “I’ve seen people getting out of cars with no knickers on!”
I haven't. But I'll continue to monitor the situation closely.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | October 17, 2006 at 12:51 PM
Oh, wait. Now that I think about it, I've *never* seen a car WITH knickers on.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | October 17, 2006 at 12:52 PM
Being posh is stressful? Don't I know it!
That's why I desided to eliminate the stress and go with frumpy. SOOOOOOO much easier...
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 17, 2006 at 12:52 PM
I desided??????
*goes to put siding back on*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 17, 2006 at 12:54 PM
sorry I wasn't paying attention... I was busy faffing in my closet...nttawwt
Posted by: Philintexas | October 17, 2006 at 12:56 PM
I don't know much about bein' posh an' such things, but I now have this strange desire to play poker.
Wonder why?
Posted by: blurk | October 17, 2006 at 12:57 PM
osh also vows she will never go knickerless in public, in her new book That Extra Half An Inch. DAMN SHAME
The ex-Spice Girl advises women to beware of mini-skirts, saying: “I’ve seen people getting out of cars with no knickers on!” PARIS HILTON
Posted by: Chaz | October 17, 2006 at 12:57 PM
Lab -- presumably, one would find the car's knickers under the bonnet.
Posted by: WriterDude | October 17, 2006 at 12:59 PM
taught me not to waste time FAFFING about in the closet ....huh?
Posted by: Jazzzz | October 17, 2006 at 12:59 PM
One of the perks of wearing a uniform to work...no faffing required.
Posted by: blurk | October 17, 2006 at 01:01 PM
Blurk...poker.. one word or two?
Posted by: Jazzzz | October 17, 2006 at 01:01 PM
One of the perks of wearing a uniform to work...no faffing required.
blurk, I was thinkin' the same thing. The military also teaches you to multitask, and to get things done better and quicker. sort of.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | October 17, 2006 at 01:03 PM
Jazzzz, if you're lucky enough to see the ad for "the world's sexiest poker room" on that link you can make up your own mind.
Three words describe it:
Ba.
Zoom.
Age.
Posted by: blurk | October 17, 2006 at 01:03 PM
blimey.
Posted by: queensbee | October 17, 2006 at 01:05 PM
wonder if she goes poof when poked.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | October 17, 2006 at 01:05 PM
Wyo, you ain't lyin'.
Do more with less has become our new motto.
Posted by: blurk | October 17, 2006 at 01:06 PM
that's been my motto all my life, 'specially when it comes to poker.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | October 17, 2006 at 01:13 PM
right now, thousands of African women are lining up (sorry, queueing) to adopt Posh's offspring...
Posted by: insomniac | October 17, 2006 at 01:14 PM
forget her offspring, I just wanna se where they came from
Posted by: Chaz | October 17, 2006 at 01:24 PM
David Beckham is HOT!!!
*wonders if he'll let me faff him*
Posted by: Siouxie | October 17, 2006 at 01:26 PM
Pretty sure that if you did a Google image search (with SafeSearch turned off), you'd have a good chance of finding an ambiguously-labeled link or two that would satisfy that curiosity, Chaz.
Frankly not a curiousity I much share. :-)
Posted by: Clean Hands | October 17, 2006 at 01:28 PM
Nowadays, I multitask, planning outfits while I’m doing something else — getting ready for bed or taking a bath.
"And I can chew gum too!!!"
Posted by: Siouxie | October 17, 2006 at 01:28 PM
I hear David can bent it. That might effect the faffing. Or not.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 17, 2006 at 01:29 PM
Bending is good...for faffing...in the right spot...
Posted by: Siouxie | October 17, 2006 at 01:31 PM
CH - I did as you suggested. I'm not sure why you would need a filter for this.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 17, 2006 at 01:32 PM
Faffing with storks?
Posted by: DavetheRed | October 17, 2006 at 01:40 PM
Mmmmmmm...............Beckham faff.......
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 17, 2006 at 01:40 PM
OTA:
The chocolate growers are on strike.
It's every woman for herself!
*off to store to stockpile kisses, peanut butter cups and frosting*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 17, 2006 at 01:46 PM
Have you noticed a lot of posts now have the Page 3 ad girl at the bottom?
Coincidence?
You decide.
Posted by: morgana | October 17, 2006 at 01:51 PM
Punkin I saw that!! and PMS-time is fast approaching! I MUST GET MY CHOCOLATE!!!
Posted by: Siouxie *craving chocolate* | October 17, 2006 at 01:57 PM
hmmmmmm...
*having a snickers mini bar*
Posted by: Siouxie | October 17, 2006 at 02:02 PM
PSA
There are supposed to be TWO episodes of House on tonight.
/PSA
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 17, 2006 at 02:07 PM
*faff*
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 17, 2006 at 02:09 PM
"I multitask, planning outfits while I’m doing something else — getting ready for bed or taking a bath."
I can see why Posh is massively stressed. Those are great tasks she must undertake.
Posted by: eat_black_licorice | October 17, 2006 at 02:11 PM
I'll have something from the mini-bar Siouxie!!
Posted by: DavetheRed | October 17, 2006 at 02:23 PM
I just *love* faffing around in my closet.
Posted by: Guin | October 17, 2006 at 02:24 PM
Poker? I hardly know 'er!
:::conjugating the verb: to faff:::
Posted by: Bill | October 17, 2006 at 02:24 PM
I saw the chocolate thing as well and I have to say I'm worried. what will I do without chocolate? Without chocolate there could be crankiness.
Posted by: kittypaws | October 17, 2006 at 02:25 PM
I return from vacation to find that I will have no chocolate???? I will have to refill all of my tranquilizer prescriptions now. What is this world coming too? Please don't tell me that black licorice is going to be in short supply or I just might slash my wrists. Why go on living!
Posted by: wickedwitch | October 17, 2006 at 02:41 PM
Where to get Chocolate
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | October 17, 2006 at 02:47 PM
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
Posted by: Reddsuss | October 17, 2006 at 02:49 PM
Thanks for the chocolate tip, but chocolate flavored beer is not what I had in mind. Just the thought of that is enough to make me swear off of both chocolate and beer. Gross!!!
Posted by: wickedwitch | October 17, 2006 at 02:51 PM
Thanks, Wyo - "In case of emergency, fill glass."
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 17, 2006 at 02:52 PM
WW - You say that now.....just wait til 3 days into PMS.....you'll be licking crushed m&m stains off the carpet....the carpet under the couch.
(NTTAWWT)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 17, 2006 at 02:53 PM
eww....we have taken a turn into the red zone
Posted by: Chaz | October 17, 2006 at 02:58 PM
No, I stockpiled black licorice when I was on vacation. I can substitute that in case of severe PMS, and if that doesn't work, mass quantities of tranquilizers will be called for. But chocolate flavored beer - I can safely say never!
Posted by: wickedwitch | October 17, 2006 at 02:59 PM
First blog guy who thinks "carpet muncher" is the next logial place to go with this thread, gets his skull reshaped by a crazed blog-goddess weilding a bag of quarters.
*looks in Blurk's direction*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 17, 2006 at 03:02 PM
ewwwwwwww, punkin.
*thanks God for makin' him a guy*
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | October 17, 2006 at 03:03 PM
And I'll be wielding it, too.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 17, 2006 at 03:03 PM
AND IT'S PMS WEEK, SO I MIS-SPELLED, AND AM NOT, LOGICAL!!!!!!!!
Anybody wanna argue with me?????????????????? Do you?
DO YOU????
*scarfs an almond joy*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 17, 2006 at 03:05 PM
*tosses his emergency supply (well, some of it anyway) of M&Ms at Punkin and runs for the next thread*
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 17, 2006 at 03:13 PM
*Launches carpet-avoiding chocolate gumball-warhead missile sortie in Punkin's direction*
*Prays they arrive in time*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 17, 2006 at 03:14 PM
*tosses Punkin a couple of snickers bars*
*eats four more*
Posted by: Siouxie | October 17, 2006 at 03:25 PM
Dread Pirate Chris:
YOU LIE!!! It's the freakin World Series. NO HOUSE. I'm watching Donnie Darko instead.
*begins hoarding of chocolate*
Posted by: Targetgirl | October 17, 2006 at 03:31 PM
This is Tuesday, right?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 17, 2006 at 03:40 PM
Chris, we're getting the world series here in Miami as well...dog gonnit! I did see last week's episode last night. I guess the game was cancelled??
Posted by: Siouxie | October 17, 2006 at 03:46 PM
The schedule Fox posted says that House is on twice tonight and the WS doesn't start until Saturday. If they posted a bad schedule, someone is getting an invasive medical procedure done without benefit of anesthesia.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 17, 2006 at 03:49 PM
Punkin, I just got back from a Dr.'s appointment so I didn't get a chance to steer the thread in that direction. Next time!!!
Posted by: blurk | October 17, 2006 at 03:54 PM
Nope - just checked TV guide online...WS is ON.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 17, 2006 at 03:56 PM
It is difficult to be Posh. This morning after my mani and pedi, I had a bikini wax and got my highlights touched up. That was exhausting enough, but then I had to shop for 10 new pairs of shoes for next week's outfits, which OF COURSE means posing for the paparazzi outside the shoestore, then it was off to lunch of salad (with no dressing) and French bottled water with Madonna and Gwyneth. So yes, I AM EXHAUSTED. leave me alone to REST!!!!
Sincerely,
Posh
Posted by: OkieDokie | October 17, 2006 at 03:56 PM
will you live, blurkie???
Posted by: Siouxie | October 17, 2006 at 03:57 PM
Maybe not, Siouxie. Punkin has been known to be quite savage. AND she can relly give someone a beatin' on the blog.
I'll take the chance.
Posted by: blurk | October 17, 2006 at 04:07 PM
Someone please launch an "a" up to that post.
Posted by: blurk | October 17, 2006 at 04:08 PM
Chocolate shortage? I can see it now:
Posted by: Ernie G | October 17, 2006 at 04:19 PM
If she wasn't faffing in the bedroom she wouldn't be experiencing the pressures of motherhood.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 17, 2006 at 04:24 PM
Posh is NOT a real woman. Rea women multi task. Often in high heels. Well not me specifically. I live in yoga pants and tank tops and am most often barefoot-but only because I don't know what faffing means.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 17, 2006 at 05:03 PM
*SNORK* @ Ernie G. Excellent!
Posted by: Clean Hands | October 17, 2006 at 05:35 PM
Did anyone else see the add on the side of the page for "AdultFriendFinder.com World's best site to find a sex partner or swinger..." or something like that? I didn't click on it, tempting as it was. Just too weird.
Posted by: How's Bayou | October 17, 2006 at 07:33 PM
"Faffing about in the closet" WBAGNFA... something. NTTAWWT
Posted by: AlanBoss | October 17, 2006 at 11:27 PM
(LTTG - sorry)
"I multitask, planning outfits while I’m doing something else — getting ready for bed or taking a bath."
Could be how this happened. Posh added feeding the dog to planning outfits while taking a bath...
Posted by: Cat R. | October 17, 2006 at 11:27 PM