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October 16, 2006
18-AND-OLDER NEWS STORY OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Key quote: The entire story
(Thanks to Lee Allen)
Posted by judi on October 16, 2006 at 11:27 AM in Unfit for the Office Unless You Work for the Osbournes | Permalink
Comments
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Posted by: lstarn | 11:35 AM on October 16, 2006
A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue.
blurk?
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:37 AM on October 16, 2006
If this was a tough nut to crack, I think I'm glad that I'm not involved in the product testing.
Posted by: Clean Hands | 11:37 AM on October 16, 2006
I fear I did not read far enough, so I'll ask - does it vibrate on its own?
Posted by: Kathybear | 11:39 AM on October 16, 2006
*Bangs on side of computer*
Stupid filter!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 11:39 AM on October 16, 2006
My firewall is protecting me. Is this the one about the hotels renting plastic women with a room?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | 11:40 AM on October 16, 2006
Siouxie, which issue? Ya have to be specific.
Posted by: blurk | 11:40 AM on October 16, 2006
it's about a new vibrating condom, fellas...
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:42 AM on October 16, 2006
The new condom is currently undergoing tests.
Sign me UP!!
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:43 AM on October 16, 2006
oooooooookkkkkkkkkkk...um...I don't know what to say.
Posted by: blurk | 11:44 AM on October 16, 2006
blurk:
To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers.
research...
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:45 AM on October 16, 2006
How do I get a job as a sex engineer? I never see openings for that listed on Monster.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | 11:47 AM on October 16, 2006
dont they already have the "ring"
condon ring
that takes lazy to a whole new level
Posted by: Chaz | 11:47 AM on October 16, 2006
I'll ask this because because I'm truly curious. Blog beauties is this really a product you'd like to see "put to use", so to speak?
Posted by: blurk | 11:48 AM on October 16, 2006
its like taking a blender to a tea party, dontchathink?
Posted by: Chaz | 11:50 AM on October 16, 2006
Chris & Meanie
I've mailed you guys the article...enjoy!
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:51 AM on October 16, 2006
hmm I dunno, blurk..it sounds uh...interesting.
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:53 AM on October 16, 2006
bwahhhhha, blurk. and, well, nope. not going there.
Posted by: queensbee | 11:53 AM on October 16, 2006
I hear Punkin was part of the development team...she being sort of an expert on vibrating apparatuses apparati toys.
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:57 AM on October 16, 2006
I'd prefer the guy do some of the motion...
And BTW - If you use the vibrating condom in the, um, assal area, you'll probably be in line for the anti-'roid chair, too....
(Not that I have any personal knowledge of this)
*shifts in office chair to get comfy*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | 11:58 AM on October 16, 2006
It's wireless. Cool. Hate to get the boys all tangled up in a stupid wire.
It allows the woman to experience two pleasures at once. Um, isn't that what hands are for?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | 11:58 AM on October 16, 2006
"A lot of men think that women like the back and forth movement in sex. This is absolutely wrong. They would rather prefer to have the penis inside producing up and down movements," a porno actor said.
Huh?? I must be getting old. What happened to the good old "in and out?"
Posted by: ubetcha | 11:59 AM on October 16, 2006
I'd like some confirmation on that advice from the lady bloggers, please I may need to go work on my technique.
Posted by: Fast Eddie | 12:00 PM on October 16, 2006
Fast Eddie,
That's kinda what I was thinkin'. If a guy needs mechanical aids to satisfy the fairer sex he may want to work on that technique a little.
Just sayin' is all.
Posted by: blurk | 12:04 PM on October 16, 2006
BTW, Mary, I hope you're appreciating my restraint. This thread takes a lot of will power.
Posted by: blurk | 12:07 PM on October 16, 2006
which is WHY I am abstaining from answering, blurk...
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:11 PM on October 16, 2006
Aren't threads tagged with the "Osbournes" warning automatically free-fire zones? Just asking...
Posted by: Clean Hands | 12:12 PM on October 16, 2006
CH, you're absolutely right. The blog kids are automatically protected.
What are they gonna call this contraption?
Bedroom Buddy?
P3cker Pal?
Just wonderin'.
Posted by: blurk | 12:17 PM on October 16, 2006
*Snork -- been sitting here laughing at the article and the posts and looking like a nut case.
Posted by: DavetheRed | 12:18 PM on October 16, 2006
From the "Cat Rapes Woman After Performing Oral S@x on Her" link (tee hee):
"It is noteworthy that lonely women often use their pets (cats or dogs, regardless of s@x) to satisfy their s@xual needs. Such pet adventures often lead to lamentable consequences - not for pets, but for org@sm-craving women, as a rule."
Posted by: Boo Augustus | 12:18 PM on October 16, 2006
The Pekamoto...in japanese?
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:21 PM on October 16, 2006
Wanker Wizard?
Posted by: blurk | 12:24 PM on October 16, 2006
oh and ewwwwie on the animal s3x!
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:27 PM on October 16, 2006
"Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously. "
OK...what is the other one?
Posted by: billinbossier | 12:28 PM on October 16, 2006
Beach boys..."good good good good vibrations, excitations"
Posted by: lance | 12:29 PM on October 16, 2006
I have a pekamoto pekingese..two in fact
Posted by: Chaz | 12:29 PM on October 16, 2006
Hey, look at the date They invented this TWO years ago!! Hurry up with the delivery already.
(I would say "get on the stick" ... but that would be redundant.)
Posted by: Cheryl | 12:32 PM on October 16, 2006
LUNCH TIME!!
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:33 PM on October 16, 2006
Can I get a rubber that vibrates AND plays music?
Maybe a light show too?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | 12:33 PM on October 16, 2006
Does this mean the next big thing (for certain women) is the vibrating dog collar?
Posted by: Ted Simple | 12:37 PM on October 16, 2006
Dead Chris...do you want a "pink" floyd laser light show?
Posted by: Chaz | 12:47 PM on October 16, 2006
Does this thing carry the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval? I mean how many documented instances are there of this shorting out and what damage and/or mayhem was caused?
Does it carry a warning label?
"Do not use while operating heavy machinery"
These questions need to be addressed.
Posted by: blurk | 12:49 PM on October 16, 2006
"Uh-oh, Hot Dog"
Posted by: Chaz | 12:58 PM on October 16, 2006
SNORK! (I'm a titswhiff away from getting fired) Oh God, more stocking stuffers! This is gonna be the best Christmas EVER!
Still laughin.
Posted by: XMY | 12:59 PM on October 16, 2006
And the number one most interesting invention, the vibrating condom! And, coming in at a close second (no pun intended!) the hemmorhoid chair! Congratulations participants. And to those who just weren't that interesting this year, better luck next time.
Posted by: Beppie | 01:00 PM on October 16, 2006
Um, XMY, what exactly is a "titswhiff" and how does one measure it?
Posted by: blurk | 01:02 PM on October 16, 2006
Siouxie - not seeing any emails from you
*Sniff*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 01:03 PM on October 16, 2006
Speaking of shorting out vibrating rubbers:
(This is a little disjointed, but it comes back together at the end.)
My father (!!) told my wife and I that we should consider prostate massage as part of our "normal routine". (This was right after he had been diagnosed with prostate cancer. He's fine now, thanks for asking.) His doctor told him to tell me, since PC may be inheritable, and prostate massage may help prevent it. So I'm doing some research online and find the wiki entry, which makes reference to electrode use in animal husbandry for sample collection. So right now, I'm thinking that if a couple really wants to have a child, the wife should jam an electrode up her hubby's keaster and wire it to her Ov-Watch. The Ov-Watch goes off, hubby goes off, child is conceived.
See everything is connected. In my twisted mind at least.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | 01:05 PM on October 16, 2006
Meanie - sending again
says Siouxie - TAKE TWO
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:08 PM on October 16, 2006
Chris, did YOU get the email?? it shows that they went through on my end..
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:09 PM on October 16, 2006
chris talks about prostate checking and siouxie says "take two"
was that a coincidence?
Posted by: Chaz | 01:10 PM on October 16, 2006
checking.....
Um, nope. ;-(
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | 01:11 PM on October 16, 2006
hehe..a total coinkidink
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:11 PM on October 16, 2006
hmmm...odd
I just resent to both - again
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:15 PM on October 16, 2006
Blurk, "titwhiffs" are those tiny quick lil sniffs to the cleavage crevices that intoxicated fellers attempt to pull off assuming this stunt will go unnoticed, but in most cases sadly ends up breaking bad.
Posted by: XMY | 01:17 PM on October 16, 2006
Hmm...never tried that particular technique but I don't really see how it would go unnoticed.
Posted by: blurk | 01:25 PM on October 16, 2006
Thx, Sioux.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 01:29 PM on October 16, 2006
welcome, Meanie
maybe you don't remember cuz you was intoxicated, blurk?
just sayin'
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:31 PM on October 16, 2006
Just a couple of questions-
Where do the batteries go?
Where can I get a gross of them ... I mean... wow!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | 01:36 PM on October 16, 2006
ddd, I'd even improve the design to include a wireless remote - given to the woman!
SET CONDOM TO: ROCK MY WORLD!
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:38 PM on October 16, 2006
Hmmmm, well Blurk, maybe yours werent subtle, more like a full on facial burial.
Posted by: XMY | 01:47 PM on October 16, 2006
Just tryin' to appreciate the full bouquet.
Posted by: blurk | 01:51 PM on October 16, 2006
I have a friend with a vibrating tounge stud! Just thought you'd want to know.
Posted by: Lorrie | 03:44 PM on October 16, 2006
hmmm...
Posted by: Siouxie | 04:06 PM on October 16, 2006
I settle for a vibrating stud.
Preferably a fireman!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | 04:27 PM on October 16, 2006
I'd settle, that is....
(me no talk like cave girl)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | 04:29 PM on October 16, 2006
Punkin...you and me both, GF!
Vibrating stud...long hose...every gal's fantasy *eg*
FIRE FIRE!
Posted by: Siouxie | 04:58 PM on October 16, 2006
Let me just say:
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Posted by: blurk | 05:12 PM on October 16, 2006
are you advertising your uh...services Mr. Bzzzzz?
Posted by: Siouxie | 05:14 PM on October 16, 2006
Don't need no advertising. Word of mouth, so to speak.
Posted by: blurk | 05:18 PM on October 16, 2006
ohh..hmmm...damn!
*ducktapes fingers* NOT gonna say it!
Posted by: Siouxie | 05:24 PM on October 16, 2006
Good idea, Sioux. I think you might make even me blush.
Posted by: blurk | 05:27 PM on October 16, 2006
ME make YOU blush?? doubt it...but it's just as well :-)
Mary would be proud...
gotta goooooooo ...no time to play!
Posted by: Siouxie | 05:30 PM on October 16, 2006
"They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously."
Hell that's why I took up juggling and ventriliquism. Somehow I don't get the desired effect, even when I do both at the same time.
Posted by: stevie w | 02:12 AM on October 17, 2006
*shifts in office chair to get comfy*
--- P-poo (11:58am yesterday).
PIC/VIDEO of P-poo and her comfy office chair:
http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/129484/jokeid/22452
Posted by: stevie w | 02:18 AM on October 17, 2006
*that's Punkin Poo...not stevie's PP*
Posted by: Siouxie | 06:51 AM on October 17, 2006
*wants one*
Posted by: Siouxie | 06:52 AM on October 17, 2006
I'm glad that our best inventors are working on vibrating condoms and anti-hemroid chairs. I was worried they were trying to find cures for cancer and cars that get 100 miles a gallon. But I can rest assured that I don't have to go a day longer without a vibrating condom on my ***SELF CENSORED*** while sitting on ***AGAIN, GRATUITOUS SELF CENSORING***. Let's get to work on talking to the Nobel prize committee.
Posted by: grant | 12:34 AM on October 18, 2006
